Hellooo People-icans! I keep doing random rants… Not sure why, but I guess it’s because I just haven’t had time to think up a topic but don’t worry for I will, As soon as I can! Anyways, let’s see... what to talk about.
Alright, I have been teaching myself the piano… keyboard for all you obsessive people who hate incorrect terms. Anyways, I was teaching myself some simple songs, then some harder ones then randomly rushed to an advanced one then Made my way to writing my own song, which I am trying to perfect! And as of now I was recruited to make an introductory theme song for my friends support group! And I got that jingle down. It’s going to get recorded and put all over our secret group page where all 4 of us will see it... Nah, but seriously.
Okay… moving on, I’m really short of time for this rant so it may not be epicosity filled. Anyways, so discussions I’ve had I can explain quickly... Alright the My Little Pony(TM) theory. Well It seems to me that they're all female ponies in Ponyville, yet there’s baby ponies... How does that happen? Maybe the ponies are asexual(science!) and they just perform some mitosis or meiosis when they are off and we don’t know where they are! And they divide into mini versions of themselves but to confuse us they just add a different sticker over the butt of the recently divided pony.. I had a second theory but that was officially discarded so this is all I will mention. Solo-reproducing- dividing ponies of ... epicness...
Actually, that’s a weird theory, I would freak out if I saw a pony diving through mitosis.. that is weird. Who does that, I knew Ponyville had interesting things happening, but whoa?! A line has been crossed.
Furthermore.. another odd discovery! I now understand something about a lot of people. Dogs are the worst thing to kill in movies, games ect. I mean, really, I saw a video of a commentary for a part of a game.. and there were Demon Infants.. DEMON INFANTS and you had to BLOW THEM UP! I was like DANG, but nobody cared really. BUT I BET, I BET that if you brought a demon doggy into the situation and blew THAT up. Every single news crew and animal loving person would be ENRAGED. Screaming WHY WOULD YOU GRAPHICALLY PORTRAY KILLING A PUPPY DEMON!? WHY!
But ,no, nobody is really bothered by a demon infant! Why would we be, and that people-icans is a glimpse at maybe why people are disturbed in the head. Maybe that’s why we have all these crazy people hurting their babies.. maybe they played a game and saw those Infant Demons and said "OH LORD MY BABY JUST MADE A WEIRD SOUND.. DEMON INFANT, DEMON INFANT! LET ME GET MY PLASMA RIFLE! WAIT I DON’T HAVE ONE LET ME SETTLE FOR MY MICROWAVE!" And that may just be why they do it.
So on that note, People-icans remember... theme songs are cool, Ponyville-ponies are solo- reproducing- dividing things, and video games could be the cause of weird people doing odd things.
SO, don’t believe in what video games portray, beware demon infants... observe a Ponyville pony... and Share the truth... even if its ugly...
- insert dramatic theme song that I need to invent -
PEACE OUT PEOPLE-ICANS!
P.S Every inconsequential victory, is a victory all the same! Saying Hi when you normally cant... epic win, people-icans.. EPIC WIN. And if you add the fact you said bye too...
Alright, I have been teaching myself the piano… keyboard for all you obsessive people who hate incorrect terms. Anyways, I was teaching myself some simple songs, then some harder ones then randomly rushed to an advanced one then Made my way to writing my own song, which I am trying to perfect! And as of now I was recruited to make an introductory theme song for my friends support group! And I got that jingle down. It’s going to get recorded and put all over our secret group page where all 4 of us will see it... Nah, but seriously.
Okay… moving on, I’m really short of time for this rant so it may not be epicosity filled. Anyways, so discussions I’ve had I can explain quickly... Alright the My Little Pony(TM) theory. Well It seems to me that they're all female ponies in Ponyville, yet there’s baby ponies... How does that happen? Maybe the ponies are asexual(science!) and they just perform some mitosis or meiosis when they are off and we don’t know where they are! And they divide into mini versions of themselves but to confuse us they just add a different sticker over the butt of the recently divided pony.. I had a second theory but that was officially discarded so this is all I will mention. Solo-reproducing- dividing ponies of ... epicness...
Actually, that’s a weird theory, I would freak out if I saw a pony diving through mitosis.. that is weird. Who does that, I knew Ponyville had interesting things happening, but whoa?! A line has been crossed.
Furthermore.. another odd discovery! I now understand something about a lot of people. Dogs are the worst thing to kill in movies, games ect. I mean, really, I saw a video of a commentary for a part of a game.. and there were Demon Infants.. DEMON INFANTS and you had to BLOW THEM UP! I was like DANG, but nobody cared really. BUT I BET, I BET that if you brought a demon doggy into the situation and blew THAT up. Every single news crew and animal loving person would be ENRAGED. Screaming WHY WOULD YOU GRAPHICALLY PORTRAY KILLING A PUPPY DEMON!? WHY!
But ,no, nobody is really bothered by a demon infant! Why would we be, and that people-icans is a glimpse at maybe why people are disturbed in the head. Maybe that’s why we have all these crazy people hurting their babies.. maybe they played a game and saw those Infant Demons and said "OH LORD MY BABY JUST MADE A WEIRD SOUND.. DEMON INFANT, DEMON INFANT! LET ME GET MY PLASMA RIFLE! WAIT I DON’T HAVE ONE LET ME SETTLE FOR MY MICROWAVE!" And that may just be why they do it.
So on that note, People-icans remember... theme songs are cool, Ponyville-ponies are solo- reproducing- dividing things, and video games could be the cause of weird people doing odd things.
SO, don’t believe in what video games portray, beware demon infants... observe a Ponyville pony... and Share the truth... even if its ugly...
- insert dramatic theme song that I need to invent -
PEACE OUT PEOPLE-ICANS!
P.S Every inconsequential victory, is a victory all the same! Saying Hi when you normally cant... epic win, people-icans.. EPIC WIN. And if you add the fact you said bye too...
