Wednesday, April 13, 2011

If I had a Genie- part 2

Alright, so People-icans a really fast blog since I am getting ready to watch House.. Which I now like! Anyways so here are today's 3 wishes....

1) Mind-reading abilities..... And not the annoying kind like "only when they think it"'but the "hahaha your mind just got stalked" sort of stuff, ya know? So why? Uh, people would be ten times easier to understand and I'd never be confused again!!! The drama that is "he said, she said" would be eliminated, cause I could be like "Bam, read your mind... Now you ain't got no secrets do ya!?! Plus I wouldn't gave to constantly go "ugh I wonder what he/she is thinking!" I'd just know..... Cause I have mind reading...powers. So what would happen? My friends would realize I am epic... Hahahaha.

2)Wolverine Claws (like on X-men).... That would be so cool. Freaking claws, but if I had those the healing ability would need to be included! I mean come on, you could chop up some steaks... Lettuce.... Tomatoes... All that stuff. And you'd never need hedge clippers again... Haha. Sure I wouldn't stab people but just to be like "HUZAH!! Blades in between my knuckles!" and never using them would  still be better than none at  all. So what would happen? A lot of food would  be cut up as ingredients!

3)Bumblebee the Transformer.... Why? Because one, camaros are a super sexy car. I would drive my transforming camaro everywhere. Second, because not only is it a sexy car but it turns into a robot that can shoot stuff... And that's just cool... So, what would happen? Well, let's just say if you see someone going down the highway standing on a giant car robot.... That's me!!

So what our your 3 wishes, People-icans? Leave a response in the comments below, rate this rant, subscribe and share on your social website using the tabs below! Remember the truth is ugly, share it! Peace out, people-icans!