STOP POKING ME!

Do you suffer from sleep loss? Amnesia? Upset Stomach? Diarrhea? Then you need pepto bismol CAUSE YOU’VE BEEN POKED! AH yes.... the infamous poke.... we've all seen it.. we have all felt it. Sometimes its when you log into Facebook and see an alert on your homepage. And you feel MAD. All you can think is... WHY DID THEY POKE ME?! Other times its when your staring off into space... and your friend wants your attention. It looks a little like this:

*poke* Hey...

*poke* Hey...

*poke* HEYYYYYY!

WHAT?!

*poke* nothing..

Bet that’s annoying? Of course it is! Well fear not.. for there is a solution... It’s name is.. Retaliation!

If you've been poked. SIMPLY POKE BACK. Yes it’s THAT easy! However.. there is only one warning....

Sometimes your friends don’t like this little poke back, eh. All is fair only if you’re the victim! So... beware of this..

*You're poked* heck no.. Uhhh heck no *poke back*

- 5 seconds later you receive a message -

NO. NO WHY DID YOU JUST DO THAT NO ... NO... NO..

And that’s about it. So... the moral of this story... if you're poked... poke back... only if the friend will not have a voice spasm and go up 8 octaves.. hence destroying your ear drums... and NOT LIKING THE POKE BACK.

So since this is a rant. What do I think about poking, you ask? Well let’s just sum this up in a little jingle....

I got poked.. dun a dun a dun a DUN

And it was a HOAX.. dun a dun a dun a DUN

So POKED.. dun dun.. SO POKED .. DUN DUN..

And it wasn’t goood...

dun dun dun dun DUNN

I poked back..

DUN DUN

Then got smacked

DUN DUN

And it was real... lame.

And yeah that’s about it. So... chil'en

If you cant handle the poking... get off of your home page..

OR

If you cant handle the poking... push your friend out of your car... JUST KIDDING THAT’S ILLEGAL!

So..... people-icans. Don’t poke... cause poking is bad.... and if you do poke then you’re bad, mm'k

But fear not.. because I have a dream, that one day haters... and lovers of the poke.. can come together... as one. .. and in this together-ness.... we will see a lot of poking.

Post.Script.... if you are a witness of this rant, it was created upon request. None of the above statements were meant to offend anyone. So if you have a phobia of the poke or have had a bad experience.. forgive me. And if you REALLY hate this rant. Feel free to comment below, because I love input.. even the bad kind.

　

PEACE OUT!