So recently, people-icans, I have learned the strategies of big enterprises. How you ask, why this song should explain it....
I'm hitting all the buttons
But the tv won't come on.....
So I called Verizon
But all they did was do me wrong...
You tell me that you're sorry
And that you will be around
But you can't just say you're sorry
And think I won't make a sound...
It's too late, I got Brighthouse, it's too late
I said it's too late, I got Brighthouse.. It's too late
I tried to let you fix it, take some time
To wait for you.
But I really need some tv
And cable just won't do...
I stayed with you forever
Now I know it just ain't true...
You never cared about me and
There's nothing left to do...
It's too late, I got Brighthouse, it's too late..
I said it's too late, I got Brighthouse, it's too late
It's too late, I got Brighthouse, it's too late
I said it's too late, I got Brighthouse, it's too late
It's too late, I got Brighthouse, yeah
I said it's too late, I got Brighthouse, yeah...
I'm hitting all the buttons,
But the tv won't come on...
And that is how I felt!
Anyways, the strategy I learned is that businesses only care when your leaving. After a storm, we lost power and Internet. Verizon said there was no way they could come out, the next day we called to cancel so we could switch to Brighthouse, and all of a sudden, Verizon had so many offers to give us and an elite team to come help us. And all I had to say is that's it's too late, I got Brighthouse, it's too late.. But seriously. Why is it they only want to give goodndeals and help you when youre leaving them. They are like the sociopathic boyfriend nobody wants. So remember People-icans, Buisnesses care when they are at risk not you! The truth is ugly Share Itt!!! Peace out people-icans!
I'm hitting all the buttons
But the tv won't come on.....
So I called Verizon
But all they did was do me wrong...
You tell me that you're sorry
And that you will be around
But you can't just say you're sorry
And think I won't make a sound...
It's too late, I got Brighthouse, it's too late
I said it's too late, I got Brighthouse.. It's too late
I tried to let you fix it, take some time
To wait for you.
But I really need some tv
And cable just won't do...
I stayed with you forever
Now I know it just ain't true...
You never cared about me and
There's nothing left to do...
It's too late, I got Brighthouse, it's too late..
I said it's too late, I got Brighthouse, it's too late
It's too late, I got Brighthouse, it's too late
I said it's too late, I got Brighthouse, it's too late
It's too late, I got Brighthouse, yeah
I said it's too late, I got Brighthouse, yeah...
I'm hitting all the buttons,
But the tv won't come on...
And that is how I felt!
Anyways, the strategy I learned is that businesses only care when your leaving. After a storm, we lost power and Internet. Verizon said there was no way they could come out, the next day we called to cancel so we could switch to Brighthouse, and all of a sudden, Verizon had so many offers to give us and an elite team to come help us. And all I had to say is that's it's too late, I got Brighthouse, it's too late.. But seriously. Why is it they only want to give goodndeals and help you when youre leaving them. They are like the sociopathic boyfriend nobody wants. So remember People-icans, Buisnesses care when they are at risk not you! The truth is ugly Share Itt!!! Peace out people-icans!
