Ode to Lost and Found Internet..

Soo, People-icans, I almost lost internet/phone/television, for a few days. And I thought BrightHouse had failed me. Sooooooooo I was going to have to make another parody for complaining about that company since I mad one for Verizon in the post.... Verizon, BrightHouse, and Cable.. OH MY!

FORTUNATELY, I came home today and it turned out the internet crashed randomly due to the fact the mighty chord of powerness got unplugged because someone thought it was the piano plug... but it wasnt.

Therefore this all adds up to the this little song...

I know youre working, I know youre there
You Crash whenever, and it aint fair
You are my tv.. you are my comp(computer =P)
And you reallly really reallly need to stop.

You say youre offline, oh stop playing
Your unconnected, what are you saying?!
Said theres an error and you crashed before my eyes
The screens now blank for an indefinite time

And I was like BrightHouse... BrightHouse... Brighthouse ... Brighthouse NOOOO
BrightHouse BrightHouse BrightHouse Ohhhh
BrightHouse BrightHouse BrightHouse Ohhhh
It turns out the computer was fineeeeee (fine)

*FAST FORWARD TO RAP PORTION ;D*

And in the unknown, somebody went and  pulled the plug
There was no backup pack, no secondary source
And it came undone!
It had the computer crazy
And the internet went down
And now all I see on my screen
is that globe with the X and the stuff crossed out.

It made my brain pound
And I freaked when I thought it was done!
Then that guy came and said
"Hey All You Had To Do Was Fix That Plug!"
And it was soo amazing, and and my minds still hazinggg?
And now my blog aint waiting
So I wont keep on sanging....


Yeahhhh, soo.... sanging... it sounded better with "waiting" then "singing" did. Wow, that was a semi decent improved song. Well, that was a party. So, to justify the song.... I dont reallly feel that way, but it sounds fun to me, and so I parody is like I want. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?! Nothing, People-icans, Nothing. So Yeahh, Brighthouse actually didnt fail. And they showed up at 8 in the morning to fix it the next day... sooo I can accept them, UNTIL THEY MESS UP! So they better fear that day, because I may just have to parody some "Friday" if they do!!

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If I Had a Genie - Part 10

Hello People-icans, yet another catch up round of ranting! Begin!

1) Seasons 2,3,5,6, and 7 of House.... Why? Because I only have season 1 and 4 and I need to watch the rest because I love it..... theres nothing else to say really.. but that's the truth. So what would happen? Super Mega House Marathon YEAH. Cause it's Fridayyy Fridayyy... something about being excited about the weekend. Yeahh anyways a bad combination of songs is the Friday Lyrics to the Justin Bieber song "Baby" I will admit though his one song "That should be me" was actually very good but that is irrelevant.

2) An air conditioner on the sun... Why? Because then we could control the hotness and coolness of the sun. And never be too hot or too cold again cause I'm burning up, burning up.... And not going to finish those lyrics. But seriously just imagine sending a giant ac and attaching it to the sun, it's heat proof of course, then a mechanical arm that can be controlled from earth would be used to turn the thermostat. It would be good... Then since it was my idea I'd have a personal remote to control it. So what would happen? A nice perfect weather where you could get tan but not super hot. And you could swim but the weather would be just right. And I mean that perfect amount of heat with the gentle breeze.... Which means we'd need a giant fan on the ozone! ANYWAYS, yeah perfect weather.

3)Wireless headphones... Why? Because I hate when I'm doing something and my earplugs keep falling out and I keep having to hold my iPod, with wireless ones, I could set my iPod in a safe place and not worry about ear phone wires and stuff. What would happen is I'd be happy... Thats about it.

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Random Ranting

Soo People-icans, I have managed to forget to post once more, and so here I am with a build up of stuff to talk about. Fun......

So, I have an AP exam this Friday.. ew... and it's going to be boring. I am pretty confident but that is no reason to want to take an exam.. just saying. So yeah... not much to say about that.

So... what is there to really say... PE has been fun atleast... not doing anything at all, hanging out on the bleachers, wrecking havoc that nobody is aware of... good times. Which reminds me, wouldn't mind reading make life so much easier. I would soo appreciate it... with it, all those "I wonder what they are thinking" would go away. I hate those... no offense to all those thoughts out there that are kept to ones self, but you are quite frustrating and I don't like you. Mind reading would simplify all the drama and rumors, and the world would just be a happier place. And yeah.. other stuff.

Wow, I feel like I have nothing to say..... Oh yeah, my friend is leaving! She transferred here not to long ago and now shes leaving to transfer back. Lame Move... Lame Move. And shes like "Well you're never on facebook so I can't talk to you." That is a lie. I am always on facebook and if I am not my iPod beeps when a message comes on. Soo... that story is out cause somebody cried wolf. And by wolf I mean inaccurate excuse to lack of communication....

So, now for games.... I beat James Bond 007 a few days ago, it was a party. I did pretty good. Stealthfully venturing through places... Watching the best parts as cutscenes that I would have rather played, but hey... As long as I got my MP5, or whatever it was: I'm good.
So since I beat it it's being sent back to GameFly.... And I'm working on Dead Space.. WOOO. I have encountered one issue though, my remote keeps dying, and so I have to inch my way to a save station... Walk 5 feet -reconnect remote- and repeat. But besides Having Issac disembodied twice... I'm good. Forgive me Issac, for having you ripped apart. He's just lucky I got to a save station in time or else he'd be back in that medic center again and I can't guarantee I'd do as good a third time. Besides that though, I haven't lost any health. I was surprised..

Thats about it then.... Remember.. The truth is ugly, Share it!!!!