Saturday, August 13, 2011

Portal 2 Co-op Fail

Okay, so I had Gamefly.... HAD. I don't anymore... it's sad. So yeah, the last games I had were Portal 2 and Little Big Planet 2 (I won't lie I wish they would have sent a better final game, because LBP2 is like playing LBP with new freaking scenery. UGH). So, Portal 2 was amazing. I beat it in probably about... 7-8 hours total. Really fun game. Portals... thinking... interesting. But yeah, some of the things really made me think and I loved it. So since I beat it... I wanted to play co-op. It looked so fun and cool... unfortunately my sisters are too little to really understand the game. Therefore, after many fail attempts at having them play with me I gave up. After an hour or so, I had the brilliant idea to try to play co-op by myself. So I got down my two remotes and set it all up. Originally, it worked well. I just switched back and forth between the two and got where I needed to be. Then, the two bots ended up in the same room. Again, I eventually was able to do those too. (even though the ones with the timer and having to hit 4 buttons on different sides of rooms/ledges was really annoying at first) So, then I got to this one test... with this box I needed to redirect a laser inside this guinea pig maze. So, I portaled one bot over to the other side. The other bot needed to hit buttons to raise and lower walls so I could navigate the maze and reach the box. It was annoying but I was finally able to get to the box. THEN I had to get back to a spot and I ended up crushing the bot in the maze on accident. And it was then that I realized that playing co-op by myself... would drive me crazy. SO, I texted my brony friend Kenny. He said he would play TOMORROW since he was gone. I waited to play knowing he loved the game.... and he never freaking texted me back!!!!!!! So, he said he would play the next day because he forgot. AND HE DIDN'T COME AGAIN. And in the end I had to send the game back... and if he asks if I want to play now... - rage face - IT'S GONE!!! So yeah.... I didn't get to experience the full enjoyment of co-op because my sisters couldn't play and because using two remotes takes out the fun. So, yeah. I wish I could have, but it's too late. Far too late =/ Anyways, that's about it! So, peace out people-icans. Remember, the truth is ugly especially when concerning Portal 2 and Wheatley...... so share it.

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