Thursday, April 14, 2011

Excuse me, but you seem a little confused...

Hello to all my people-icans who may or may not be here.... That's right, there is an actual title up there... You know what that means... HAHA NOTHING, I KID! But seriously, I am doing a topificated rant. Yes... I know, hasn't it been AGESSSS. I swear the last one I did was when I had to hook a stone box up to a dinosaur and have it stand in a thunder storm... No, but really. It has been a while. So, forgive me if this does not live up to your expectations. If you are new to this blog... then... just... Assume this is awesome.  So, as I must always do... The following rant is not responsible for psycholigical damage.. Or is it....

                                                              NOW TO BEGIN
There is  a world.... where words... mean nothing. A world where fine.. means bad... and nothing... means something... This world..... is called... Earth. You may or may not be a residence. But if you are.. you MUST have realized that people are a confusing species. One minute they are all fine and dandy.. and the next.. well lets just say it's like someone soaked their legos in gasoline.. You know the feeling. So, people's confusing behavior.. leads to us being confused. Now, to all you readers who may be going "HA I dont get confused, I'm swift..." First off, you just lied... Second, What in the name of all that is good..... does swift mean. If you mean that you are physically fast... then good for you. If that word has been alternated through a series of slang interpretations to mean something else. Then I dont know what you mean so I still shall say nothing. Anyways.... Everyone gets confused, whether it be about relationships, schedules, life, school.... and of course, Science... and Math.... and Everything else. Wanna know the truth... if you aren't confused, then you are obviously a vulcan. Yeah... a Vulcan. As in Spock.. but not him because he became emotionally compromised.. and confused. You're the vulcans that dont become that. Yep.. that one. So where does this usually come from? Why, through a series of events.. unfortunate events? Fortunate Events? Jim Carey playing multiple people events? No! THROUGH PEOPLE AROUND YOU! All your friends?? Yep, them too. I, for one, am confused often. Like today... At lunch, there I sat.. Deep in thought.... reading To Kill A Mockingbird, and you know... I was in a quiet moment... Like a monk... and a G6 (whatever that is) and.... so a friend was like "Whats wrong" I say "Nothin, reading" And so the conversation ends.... One friends accepts it. The other friend.. well.... INSERT MANICAL LAUGHTER... Anyways, so a few periods later, I was done thinking... and as I walked by said friend.. I was like "Hey... I am done thinking!!!" .. No response... "You alright.."... Uber No response... "Did somebody do something 0_0".. No response and Dramatic Walk Off...."Oh okay, thanks for the chit chat"... and of course, no response... Me, I'm wondering if this was all because I was quiet for, what, 20 minutes. I think it was since an hour later when I walked into my class and said "Hi".. I just got this annoyed stare and ... NO RESPONSE... So. I am confused. But, to get to a useful point.. What should we do with confusion? Well, definetely don't fall into a chocolate river while little orange men sing... DUH. Actually.. this is true metaphorically. UBER FLASHBACK RECOLLECTION....  So Augustis.. or Auguste or whatever his name was... Was like "OHHH YEAHHH Chocolate River!!! YEAH!" And so he leaned down.... And fell...  Then a giant tube fell down from the roof.. and he was like "Oooh  a tube... is it like a giant pixie stick?" And then he noticed... Nope it aint, he got CONFUSED, therefore he didnt swim, therefore he was sucked into said tube.. and more confused, he paniced.. and got stuck-ed...... Yes.. stuck-ed. What should he had done.. Well, to get to the source... not lean into a chocolate river.. what if Wonka lied.. that could have been a freaking sewage drain. Anyways... He shouldnt have let himself be distracted by his confusion and get sucked into a pipe... How does this help up? Well.... we as people know... Just because people confuse us doesnt mean we should let it sweep us off our feet. We need to take that confusion at a run... get to a safe spot... decipher our confusion... then take the newfound knowledge to solve the problem. Can't do it... well then this won't help you. Just kidding! If you can't take it at a run.... then just ASK. Go up to the person and simply say "Hey man.. I ain't a Vulcan... so I don't know everything... Sooo, how about you help me out.... and Explain yourself.. for I... am your father... - deep breathing soundy thingy - And if they won't say anything, move on! Who cares, they wanna act like that... let em. Don't act mean about it, just accept it. They don't wanna talk to you.. hey, maybe it ain't worth it anyways. But remember people-icans. First try to understand, if you can't, ask a question.. if you can't get it answered... Then.................................................. Wait.. patiently... until... it is? Or skip it? or... yeah anyways.

REMEMBER.... Confusion is a inevitable part of life that can be fixed with work and if it can't be fixed then obviously it aint something you should worry about to bad especially if it's about something unimportant to your life.... Vulcans have no emotions unless you're Spock.... That one kid from Willy Wonka got stuck in a pipe... and little orange men like to sing.... The truth is ugly... SHARE IT. Rate, Favorite.. Subscribe, follow.. Share to your social website... Whatever you wanna do... PEACE OUT PEOPLE-ICANS!

                                                               

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

If I had a Genie- part 2

Alright, so People-icans a really fast blog since I am getting ready to watch House.. Which I now like! Anyways so here are today's 3 wishes....

1) Mind-reading abilities..... And not the annoying kind like "only when they think it"'but the "hahaha your mind just got stalked" sort of stuff, ya know? So why? Uh, people would be ten times easier to understand and I'd never be confused again!!! The drama that is "he said, she said" would be eliminated, cause I could be like "Bam, read your mind... Now you ain't got no secrets do ya!?! Plus I wouldn't gave to constantly go "ugh I wonder what he/she is thinking!" I'd just know..... Cause I have mind reading...powers. So what would happen? My friends would realize I am epic... Hahahaha.

2)Wolverine Claws (like on X-men).... That would be so cool. Freaking claws, but if I had those the healing ability would need to be included! I mean come on, you could chop up some steaks... Lettuce.... Tomatoes... All that stuff. And you'd never need hedge clippers again... Haha. Sure I wouldn't stab people but just to be like "HUZAH!! Blades in between my knuckles!" and never using them would  still be better than none at  all. So what would happen? A lot of food would  be cut up as ingredients!

3)Bumblebee the Transformer.... Why? Because one, camaros are a super sexy car. I would drive my transforming camaro everywhere. Second, because not only is it a sexy car but it turns into a robot that can shoot stuff... And that's just cool... So, what would happen? Well, let's just say if you see someone going down the highway standing on a giant car robot.... That's me!!

So what our your 3 wishes, People-icans? Leave a response in the comments below, rate this rant, subscribe and share on your social website using the tabs below! Remember the truth is ugly, share it! Peace out, people-icans!

Sunday, April 10, 2011

If I Had A Genie- Part 1

Hey People-icans,this is a new blog series I decided to start. Why did I want to.... Because I could that's why! So what's it about? What I would do if I had a genie!!! Why did I wanna write about this? No idea... But seriously. So to begin...

If I had a genie, I would wish for....

1) That suit Ironman has... Yeah I said it.
Why? Obviously because it's freaking awesome! Especially when he gets into the suit from a suitcase. Talk about prepared for anything. I would definitely put that suit to good use... By shooting cans off a table! Or saving the world... Now.. What would happen if my wish came true? Well, this calls for a flash-forward. I'm pretty sure that there would be no more war, haha, ummmm Dang! I would seriously buy a house or shed and shoot a rocket at it. It just sounds fun, plus imagine going to your friends and being like "yeah, just had another boring weekend... Blew up a shed. Same stuff.." Talk about epicosity.

2)A safe full of money that magically refills itself when it gets low... Why? Well I think the that is an obvious answer. Just so I'd never have to worry about poverrty. And I could give money to my church and donations and never have to worry about it hurting my financial status. Now what would happen if I did have that wish come true.... I'd definitely get a shark with lasers... A mansion... A Ferrari, camaro and Lamborghini... And definitely the first ever transformer ;). Plus I'd end poverty but be really inconspicuous about it. And by that I mean... ID STAND ON A BUILDING AND THROW MONEY AROUND! Huzah! And I would take care of my family forever =P I assumed that was implied when I said I would be financially stable... No I didn't forget Mom, haha

3) I would want a universal remote like on Click... Why? Pause school... Play pranks... Skip commercials(seriously I hate em), I'd definitely change my skin color to blue or green. Haha I'd go into China and add subtitles to their speaking-ness. Infinite possibilities!

So to end this blog... Reply in the comments below to share your 3 wishes. If you are really into your wishes, make a post about it like I did and send a link. Share this on Facebook and Twitter or whatever those other options are, Subscribe to moi!... And remember! The truth is ugly, share it! Peace off people-icans!!

Saturday, April 9, 2011

Verizon, cable and Brighthouse... oh my!!

So recently, people-icans, I have learned the strategies of big enterprises. How you ask, why this song should explain it....

I'm hitting all the buttons
But the tv won't come on.....
So I called Verizon
But all they did was do me wrong...
You tell me that you're sorry
And that you will be around
But you can't just say you're sorry
And think I won't make a sound...

It's too late, I got Brighthouse, it's too late
I said it's too late, I got Brighthouse.. It's too late

I tried to let you fix it, take some time
To wait for you.
But I really need some tv
And cable just won't do...
I stayed with you forever
Now I know it just ain't true...
You never cared about me and
There's nothing left to do...

It's too late, I got Brighthouse, it's too late..
I said it's too late, I got Brighthouse, it's too late

It's too late, I got Brighthouse, it's too late
I said it's too late, I got Brighthouse, it's too late
It's too late, I got Brighthouse, yeah
I said it's too late, I got Brighthouse, yeah...
I'm hitting all the buttons,
But the tv won't come on...


And that is how I felt!
Anyways, the strategy I learned is that businesses only care when your leaving. After a storm, we lost power and Internet. Verizon said there was no way they could come out, the next day we called to cancel so we could switch to Brighthouse, and all of a sudden, Verizon had so many offers to give us and an elite team to come help us. And all I had to say is that's it's too late, I got Brighthouse, it's too late.. But seriously. Why is it they only want to give goodndeals and help you when youre leaving them. They are like the sociopathic boyfriend nobody wants. So remember People-icans, Buisnesses care when they are at risk not you! The truth is ugly Share Itt!!! Peace out people-icans!

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Random Ranting 3.33333333... repeating!

Hellooo People-icans! I keep doing random rants… Not sure why, but I guess it’s because I just haven’t had time to think up a topic but don’t worry for I will, As soon as I can! Anyways, let’s see... what to talk about.
Alright, I have been teaching myself the piano… keyboard for all you obsessive people who hate incorrect terms. Anyways, I was teaching myself some simple songs, then some harder ones then randomly rushed to an advanced one then Made my way to writing my own song, which I am trying to perfect! And as of now I was recruited to make an introductory theme song for my friends support group! And I got that jingle down. It’s going to get recorded and put all over our secret group page where all 4 of us will see it... Nah, but seriously.
Okay… moving on, I’m really short of time for this rant so it may not be epicosity filled. Anyways, so discussions I’ve had I can explain quickly... Alright the My Little Pony(TM) theory. Well It seems to me that they're all female ponies in Ponyville, yet there’s baby ponies... How does that happen? Maybe the ponies are asexual(science!) and they just perform some mitosis or meiosis when they are off and we don’t know where they are! And they divide into mini versions of themselves but to confuse us they just add a different sticker over the butt of the recently divided pony.. I had a second theory but that was officially discarded so this is all I will mention. Solo-reproducing- dividing ponies of ... epicness...
Actually, that’s a weird theory, I would freak out if I saw a pony diving through mitosis.. that is weird. Who does that, I knew Ponyville had interesting things happening, but whoa?! A line has been crossed.
Furthermore.. another odd discovery! I now understand something about a lot of people. Dogs are the worst thing to kill in movies, games ect. I mean, really, I saw a video of a commentary for a part of a game.. and there were Demon Infants.. DEMON INFANTS and you had to BLOW THEM UP! I was like DANG, but nobody cared really. BUT I BET, I BET that if you brought a demon doggy into the situation and blew THAT up. Every single news crew and animal loving person would be ENRAGED. Screaming WHY WOULD YOU GRAPHICALLY PORTRAY KILLING A PUPPY DEMON!? WHY!
But ,no, nobody is really bothered by a demon infant! Why would we be, and that people-icans is a glimpse at maybe why people are disturbed in the head. Maybe that’s why we have all these crazy people hurting their babies.. maybe they played a game and saw those Infant Demons and said "OH LORD MY BABY JUST MADE A WEIRD SOUND.. DEMON INFANT, DEMON INFANT! LET ME GET MY PLASMA RIFLE! WAIT I DON’T HAVE ONE LET ME SETTLE FOR MY MICROWAVE!" And that may just be why they do it.
So on that note, People-icans remember... theme songs are cool, Ponyville-ponies are solo- reproducing- dividing things, and video games could be the cause of weird people doing odd things.
SO, don’t believe in what video games portray, beware demon infants... observe a Ponyville pony... and Share the truth... even if its ugly...
- insert dramatic theme song that I need to invent -
PEACE OUT PEOPLE-ICANS!
P.S Every inconsequential victory, is a victory all the same! Saying Hi when you normally cant... epic win, people-icans.. EPIC WIN. And if you add the fact you said bye too...

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

STOP POKING ME!

Do you suffer from sleep loss? Amnesia? Upset Stomach? Diarrhea? Then you need pepto bismol CAUSE YOU’VE BEEN POKED! AH yes.... the infamous poke.... we've all seen it.. we have all felt it. Sometimes its when you log into Facebook and see an alert on your homepage. And you feel MAD. All you can think is... WHY DID THEY POKE ME?! Other times its when your staring off into space... and your friend wants your attention. It looks a little like this:

*poke* Hey...

*poke* Hey...

*poke* HEYYYYYY!

WHAT?!

*poke* nothing..

Bet that’s annoying? Of course it is! Well fear not.. for there is a solution... It’s name is.. Retaliation!

If you've been poked. SIMPLY POKE BACK. Yes it’s THAT easy! However.. there is only one warning....

Sometimes your friends don’t like this little poke back, eh. All is fair only if you’re the victim! So... beware of this..

*You're poked* heck no.. Uhhh heck no *poke back*

- 5 seconds later you receive a message -

NO. NO WHY DID YOU JUST DO THAT NO ... NO... NO..

And that’s about it. So... the moral of this story... if you're poked... poke back... only if the friend will not have a voice spasm and go up 8 octaves.. hence destroying your ear drums... and NOT LIKING THE POKE BACK.

So since this is a rant. What do I think about poking, you ask? Well let’s just sum this up in a little jingle....

I got poked.. dun a dun a dun a DUN

And it was a HOAX.. dun a dun a dun a DUN

So POKED.. dun dun.. SO POKED .. DUN DUN..

And it wasn’t goood...

dun dun dun dun DUNN

I poked back..

DUN DUN

Then got smacked

DUN DUN

And it was real... lame.

And yeah that’s about it. So... chil'en

If you cant handle the poking... get off of your home page..

OR

If you cant handle the poking... push your friend out of your car... JUST KIDDING THAT’S ILLEGAL!

So..... people-icans. Don’t poke... cause poking is bad.... and if you do poke then you’re bad, mm'k

But fear not.. because I have a dream, that one day haters... and lovers of the poke.. can come together... as one. .. and in this together-ness.... we will see a lot of poking.

Post.Script.... if you are a witness of this rant, it was created upon request. None of the above statements were meant to offend anyone. So if you have a phobia of the poke or have had a bad experience.. forgive me. And if you REALLY hate this rant. Feel free to comment below, because I love input.. even the bad kind.

 

PEACE OUT!

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!



Have you fallen? Have you needed help to get back up? Did you have to hit the little red emergency button? Yes? No? Maybe? Well, guess what, a little trip isn’t the only way to fall. The possibilities are endless… fall in love, fall in guilt, fall under peer-pressure... fall everywhere all the time! And sometimes… when you fall you can’t get back up easily! You are stuck, you are chained… Sure sometimes it’s not too bad. Falling in love, heck that’s nice, but peer-pressure... guilt... not nice... literally falling down stairs isn’t nice. So what happens when you've fallen and can’t get up easily ??? Dial that 911 and dial it fast! Guilt? CALL A FRIEND! Peer-pressure? CLAW YOUR WAY BACK UP! Falling down real stairs? CALL A DOCTOR! Getting back up isn’t impossible! You just need a hand to lift you up again.. when you feel there’s no way up, you’re wrong. Maybe alone it’s "difficult" ( but not impossible) but remember there’s a world out there to assist you!! Heck, I’ve fallen, but I got the hand I needed... the eternal.. glorified hand of God and now even though I’m falling in smaller places, I have that one great friend.. the best doctor… to help me over and over! Anyways.. so you’ve fallen down some stairs.. you are scraped up! You are sad, you are bleeding.. but don’t worry, here comes someone with a band-aid! YOU ARE NOT HELPLESS, IF YOU'VE FALLEN SLAP ON THE BAND-AID AND GET BACK UP! Do skate-boarders fall and cry! HECK NO they get back up! Do ice skaters fall and hit that ice and stay down... Nope. Should you fall and stay down…? No. Yes, you've fallen.. but it doesn’t mean you have to retreat emotionally. Don’t get me wrong.. if you’re being peer-pressured it doesn’t mean to stay and keep going.. I don’t mean that when I say get back up... I mean that you don’t have to stay down... don’t stay down... don’t put yourself in a position where your world is crumbling around you, were your stuck down on the floor, where you can so easily be hurt, get up.... be strong... You've fallen, you can get back up! THIS WAR IS NOT LOST... DON’T STAY DOWN. DON’T STAY VULNERABLE! GET ON YOUR FEET AND SURVIVE! There is never ever going to be a situation that you cant get out of.. there will never be a moment where you can’t get up. The ugly truth is not that we've fallen... It’s that so many people fall and think they can’t get up.. and when they think they can’t, they will never try! THAT IS THE UGLY TRUTH WE BELIEVE! WE CANT SO WE DON’T!!!! THE UGLY TRUTH DOESN’T INVOLVE THE FACT WE FALL, IT INVOLVES THE FACT WE GIVE UP!!!!!!! DON’T GIVE UP, DON’T THINK YOU CANT! YOU CAN... I CAN!

That, People-icans… is the Ugly Truth! So Share it!

Stress

Stress

Stress darling stress
How you cause such a mess…
Leave not but a wreck
Oh heck
It’s stress
The lowest of lows…
A never-ending flow…
A break would be best
Oh heck
It’s stress
Through day and through night
It’s really a fright…
The escape may be rest
...
Oh heck...
There’s the stress


Yes a poem… Why? Because in all truth If I ranted about stress… it would take forever.. One day I will for now this best illustrates it… So is a poem a nice change from my novels? If ya like it tell me and I will do it more often!

Random Rant Day

Once again, I’m having trouble doing everything I want in my packed life! Sooo unfortunately… I don’t have the time to do an official topic rant today! However… I can’t NOT rant, Sooo I’m just going to have a RANDOM RANT YAY... Anyways.. soooo first of all, today and yesterday were great days! I made an immense effort to be better and it worked.. and No I don’t mean a better person in general.. I’m talking about the fact i never know what to say when I’m talking to my boyfriend.. anyways.. I’ve been saying EVERY RANDOM THOUGH I’VE HAD to him. And well as I see it, it upsets him when I’m quiet X_X but when I’m talkative he's happy... and well when I reassure him through talking he gives off vibes that therefore reassure ME... so its a big reassurance cycle! Anyways moving on... I’ve learned that my humor is like a ninja.. see I’M so quiet sometimes.. then outta nowhere a funny comment just SPILLS from my mouth.. and everyone laughs.. It’s just an element of surprise! And other times I just breathe out funny.. and well they STILL laugh.. but that’s besides the point. Okay.. the point is that cookies are Gods gift to us.. less than 3 cookies.. less than 3... anyways.. Another topic to rant about.. oh.. well I’m still waiting to get the books I want. It’s getting kind of frustrating cause well... I’ve been waiting over a week now since the book that I’ve been waiting for has come out.. but I waited months before that.. and then of course the NEW books i want! So it’s just saddening knowing they are so close yet so far. Another thing.. I’m still so happy about my title graphic.. I was doing wrong size all along... and it finally worked.. and I was just like YESH.. and now there it is... And well I like it.. It’s so random but it’s so cool... anyways... Yeah! I want to see Iron Man 2... and yeah.. wow... I’m so vague about my life.. guess that’s good? I don’t really want to give every second of my day. I prefer ranting about topics I think people should hear.. it allows me to vent things that have been bugging me AND I entertain people.. so yeah.. and random rants of course are me ranting about things that, well, I want to rant about! WHICH REMINDS ME.. I just hate it when someone tries to cut in front of you’re walking path and you go " Sorry go ahead" EVEN THOUGH THEY CUT IN FRONT OF YOU.. and of course the dang cutters decide to go.. " No you go ahead" What the freak... okay SOO FIRST you attempt to cut me off.. AND THEN YOU DENY MY OFFER OF ME LETTING YOU PASS AFTER YOU TRIED TO CUT ME?! And to make it work you OFFER FOR ME TO GO! Hello... you cut me off.. I’m being nice .. just say thank you and leave Okay.. that’s how it goes.. " Sorry go ahead"... "Oh thanks ' - they pass in front of you - and then you shake head and continue on.. end of story..! BY saying NOO YOU GO AHEAD.. you make me repeat my "No you go ahead" and it’s just frustrating now okay.. just go already.. you’re burning daylight and my patience! Anyways.. yeah... I’m quite bored.. I think I’m going to start writing again.. as in a book me and my friend are working on.. it depends if she allows me back on board... soo yeah... she MIGHT.. not sure though... she also MIGHT say no.... and in all honesty I know she will say Yes just cause I know her.. but knowing her I KNOW she will read this and is probably reading right now.. soo um.. - cough - ( waves at friend who MAY be reading this right now..) Anyways.. she will let me back onboard the book. Continuing... It’s really annoying when someone goes " she wont" or "he wont" they say it when it makes no sense.. and sure it’s funny but still 50 times later it’s just old.. or " that’s a neck" really okay funny first few times old after it’s said thousands of times.. and finally.. I must say this to you my people-icans.. never ever ever.. ever.. ever.. ever... ever.... ever.... ever.. never ever ever... um... well I forgot soo.... Anyways thats the ugly truth.. SHARE IT!

Random Rant Day



Hello all my fellow people-icans! Today is a random rant day... why??? Well… I didn’t feel like remaking a post that was recently deleted... joking. I just didn't have time to make a full-blown rant… SO I settled for a random rant! First of all... I’ve been reading a lot recently... I adore all my books but they stink so bad also!!!! For example, the book "Tempted" What a horrible ending it had… it was so good and so good and then ' And my soul shattered" the end... BUT the next book, "Burned" finally came out and I was like YESH! However, the whole book her soul remained shattered… and then at the very end… it was fixed because her warrior came and fixed her... aw... so the last page she’s like " Awake.. come to your Queen, warrior… its All over" and then IN ITALICS " and I heard the voice of my goddess Nyx laughing gently… No it’s only the beginning" The end... That entire wait from the last book only to have an even worse wait… not cool, dude, not cool. And then the Vampire Diaries… so the latest book was BEAST… I mean BEAST... Damon and Elena are bonding but she LOVES Stefan. However Damon is sooo good for her… they are just like fire and gasoline… put em together and something’s going to explode.. but it’s so beast… anyways… she finally gets Stefan… but still the feelings for Damon remain… And Damon and Stefan are both vampires… BUT Damon is like MEANT to be a vampire… You CANT imagine him any different! But well… lets just say Damon sniffs the flowers meant to give Stefan humanity once again… and Damon… the super vampire… is now human… this is the last page of the book keep that in mind.. So I’m like NOOOOOO… and the last freaking line of the book was "And I knew in that moment we had lost a vital ally… but that was meant to worry over later… right now, in the moment... we collapsed in gales of laughter" Uh huh.. Really… not cool… ALL MY BOOKS LIKE TO TAUNT ME! I love them so bad… but no they hate me! Anyways... I took up most of my rant space about my books…

And I won’t continue!

The Truth is ugly, People-icans! Share it!

How not to get burnt.. by life!

Burnt. It hurts emotionally and physically... Burnt from the sun.. owww... eating burnt toast... eww.... What is the cause of getting burnt? Well, we stay in the heat too long without protection!!! Why do we do it?! Well, we think its going to be okay! What do we do?! LATHER ON THE FREAKING SPF 100000!!! We, as humans, go into dangerous situations without a plan.. and without a plan, we get STUCK in that situation. Hence we are in it WAY TOO LONG. See I'm not saying we shouldn't do things in life to help people.. we just can't let it hurt us! We have to be strong and be prepared.. feeling the heat... leave... dont stay... you're about to get burnt... Soo... the point? Well the point is we need to know ourselves and our limits.... When should we get out of the metaphorical toaster of life? When should we turn our backs and walk away??? All these questions are solved when you examine your life...

1) Are you uncomfortable?
2) Do you feel like you couldnt escape if you wanted to?

If you answered Yes to both of those questions... freaking haul your tail far far away! IF YOU FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE AND LIKE YOU ARE TRAPPED LEAVE!!!! YOU ARE ABOUT TO GET BURNT AND YOU ARE GOING TO HATE IT! Avoid that mass inferno of freaking horribleness.. get out.. leave... next time prepare. Anything we do... is better with a plan.. if you must go into a dangerous ( not dangerous towards health) situations then you need to know what you're going to do.. You're going to be friends with some people you don't agree with, eh? Well then where's the procedures? Trust me you go in there with a blindfold and you're going to get hurt... you need a plan so you can get in and safely get out.. Sure.. life isn't a big plan.. and No I dont want you to plan life... but if you have to do something that can hurt you emotionally or stress you then please, please, please prepare yourselves! Soldiers don't go into war without a battle strategy, do they? No, if our army or what ever fighting forces there may be, went into a war without a clue as to what was going to happen or what they would do... they would be dead... That's the ugly truth of it.. Without a plan, we are in the dark and we will get burnt.. Do not let yourself get burnt.. there are better things you could be doing! THE UGLY TRUTH ISNT THAT WE GET BURNT ITS THAT WE ALLOW IT! IF we as a people, prepared, and planned and equipped ourselves we would be fine.. But we as a people go in and let ourselves feel trapped in the fire.. and we hurt and we cry and we hate the decision.. My friends.. prepare yourselves... douse yourself in the sunscreen.. avoid the burn. That's the Ugly Truth. Share it!

When Conflicts Arise

Conflict.. its a mental warzone... Boom, bang... yeah... Sooooo whats conflict??? Well its when trouble arises and it's not the good kind... Because yes there may be a good trouble one day. Soo Why do we have conflict? For one without it life would be like a big giant battle field... with absolutely nothing happening.. Sure that would be nice.Buts it's unrealistic.. there will never be an empty battlefield. Life and conflict are a package deal, okay.. soo think of it this way.. sometimes when you go to a restaurant you may say " Can i get that without.. onions???" And the waiter/waitress will reply "No because it's cooked that way.." And you go "oh darn - snap -" Well that's how life and conflict are.. you cant have one without the other! Then, you may ask, What are we supposed to do? Well suit up and grab a weapon cause even though it's unavoidable it doesnt mean you should just surrender! IF our country just decided.. Hey look.. a wars coming.. that's a big conflict... let's surrender.. where would we be?! For me, since I'm in America.. we would be a freaking bad place.. we'd still be ruled by Great Britian... and we'd have no freedom! BUT.. we didnt give.. we fought... and now America and Britain are pretty dang good.. and well ya know.. Its good that there ain't no tension.. cause well... british people and the place itself are coolio ... Anyways.. soo dont let conflict beat you down! IT'S A PART OF LIFE BUT WE DONT HAVE TO LOSE!!!  I for one.. my fellow people, will never give.. .. Heck I wont be stopped. Sure, I hate conflict and yeah it takes it's toll, but its not about what it may cause its about what we do about it.. Sure I may get stressed and hurt.. but hey if I win in the end BRING IT ON!!! We wil destroy those other cheerleaders cause we are beast... haha.. hehe... um... yeah.. I was not just suggesting a movie to be funny >_>   - cough - ANYWAYS.. The ugly truth isn't that conflict is in life.. it's that we dont wanna do anything about it. We just roll over and play dead.. just  drop the weapons and put our hands behind our head.. well You know what.. THE UGLY TRUTH IS THAT WE NEED TO GET UP AND FIGHT FOR WHAT WE BELIEVE!!! If all the famous and successful people of today just went " Hey.. this is difficuilt.. I give..." where would they be?! NOWHERE!!! If we just go.. " Hey life is getting tough.. let's just let it roll over us.." WE WILL BE NOWHERE FAST!! SOO MY PEOPLE GET UP AND FIGHT!! FIGHT FOR WHAT YOU BELIEVE AND GIVE CONFLICT A FORCE TO RECKON WITH!!! Thats the ugly truth.... share it!!!

Inconvenience

Inconvenience… we all encounter it and we MOST definitely HATE IT… So what is inconvenience anyway? Well it’s when life throws you some hurtles to interfere with your straight and narrow path, my friend... SOOO what do we do?!? Well... we just have to learn to live around em'! Sure, you may be saying… it’s not fun… and you're right… but it’s not impossible… For one, I’ve made this post before… and it, along with ALL my other posts, were deleted through a mishap. Yet look! I’VE STARTED OVER… ADAPT AND OVERCOME! An inconvenience is unavoidable. We have to face em, but we will persevere. They may be bad… they may be tough… However, hey strong will wins, eh? ANYWAYS… the ugly truth is… when we experience an inconvenience we haul away with our tail between our legs; we act like a mouse when a hawk nose dives- or well like a fish when a shark 'smiles' at it. We just hit the ' run away' button, but WE should be hitting the ' come and get me' button. With a bit of hope and faith… we will make it though. Not to bash anyone, but have you noticed that you come out worse when you try to avoid inconveniences? I mean why not chase your tail instead? Avoiding something that’s a package deal with LIFE is like trying to slam a revolving door.. it isn’t going to happen so stop trying. Sometimes you just have to jump then fall. If we just dealt with things instead of hiding and running.. we'd be okay.. or at least better off.. But no WE HIDE AND RUN AND THINK WE CAN AVOID THE UNAVOIDABLE! The ugly truth is.. the resulting trouble with inconveniences is all OUR fault.. if we just allowed the path to flow and dealt with it piece by piece we'd live. But we don’t.. so don’t let inconvenience get ya down. Meet it head on... you can wear a helmet ;D Anyways.. remember that with some understanding and courage.. any inconvenience is minimal. We can handle it if we act. So get up.. ACT BEFORE THERE TROUBLE! That’s the ugly truth.. share it!