Alright, so since I am on this tab still, I figured I would rant again. So this time people-icans, I shall rant of something useful! Have you, or have you not.. ever said.. AH I NEED MORE TIME!!!! Well, if you haven't... then you are definetely an octopus.. those things can multitask like no other. So if you are an octopus.. leave, this is of no use to you ;D Anyways, to all you HUMANS out there... I know you have felt like you are out of time. I have felt like I'm always running out of time to do everything I want to do. Sometimes it's over an assignment... sometimes over a game... there are lots of possibilities! So.. what do we do? Well, we just do nothing. No, but seriously... The problem isn't that we are out of time. Its that we don't utilize our time in the most efficient manner. Just imagine if we planned better.. and not just you... all of us, me included! We have this giant list of stuff we WANT to do, but we get caught up in one thing and cannot do anything else. So, people-icans.... we need to plan better. Yes, it is that simple... A nice little schedule to help us keep on the rails of organization... and not derailed into chaos chasm. Haha, alliteration YAY! Anyways... You are probably shaking your head and saying "But thats hard..." And you are right... it's a simple concept, but it's hard sometimes. We get carried away and lose track of time. But... as I must do... here is a little thing to explain it all...
Captain Kirk is aboard the Starship Enterprise.... and he has to warn Spock of all the stuff old Spock told him....and just imagine if Kirk had gotten all caught up in making sure Scotty was okay after being trapped in a water pipe... he would have stood around going "SCOTTY SCOTTY, are you okay? Dude you just almost got chopped up by a freaking water chopper thing!!?!???? WHAT THE HECK, why is that THERE!?" And Scotty would of went off on a rant about his dang teleporter... and then Kirk would of finally be like "hey, what did we come here for?" And look, it is too late.. he forgot his long speech to make Spock emotionally compromised.. and now the Starship Enterprise is going to fail and be taken by the Romulans! Yep, Kirk definetely used his time wrongly.. he should of just been like "GOOD SCOTTY YOU ARE ALIVE, ROLL OUT!" And he would run his hawtness down to Spock, make him emotionally compromised.... take command... and pwn. Yes, pwn. That, people-icans, is good time management.
So, moving forward. We need to learn to manage our time better. If we do that, who knows what would happen. Like those phone commercials where the stuff takes seconds... all that good used time could be the reason you get to go to the store earlier.. and the reason why you meet your true love.. or get the first sample of food... or fine a wallet on the ground. Okay, MAYBE not the last part... at least we SHOULDN'T take it.. So.. yeah anyways. Useful use of time.. equals good times. Less stress, more free time. A Happier you... What does that phrase remind me of... some movie... dang gone it. The Repo Men? Robots? Dang, I dont remember, but there is something familiar about it. Huh, so yeah. Time management is good for the world. A less stressed you, means you will be more likely to dance across a field of flowers. Dancing across a field of flowers... is not good since you trample dandelions... BUT... thats good cause you spread their seeds. AH, Anyways. So yes... time management is good. Plain and simple. SO DO IT! Remember, people-icans.... poor time management leads to being destroyed by Romulans... and If you do manage time, Kirks sexy-ness will live long and prosper.... The truth is ugly, SHARE IT.
PS- YES I DO LIKE STAR TREK ;D WHATCHU GONNA DO. JUST KIDDING!
Captain Kirk is aboard the Starship Enterprise.... and he has to warn Spock of all the stuff old Spock told him....and just imagine if Kirk had gotten all caught up in making sure Scotty was okay after being trapped in a water pipe... he would have stood around going "SCOTTY SCOTTY, are you okay? Dude you just almost got chopped up by a freaking water chopper thing!!?!???? WHAT THE HECK, why is that THERE!?" And Scotty would of went off on a rant about his dang teleporter... and then Kirk would of finally be like "hey, what did we come here for?" And look, it is too late.. he forgot his long speech to make Spock emotionally compromised.. and now the Starship Enterprise is going to fail and be taken by the Romulans! Yep, Kirk definetely used his time wrongly.. he should of just been like "GOOD SCOTTY YOU ARE ALIVE, ROLL OUT!" And he would run his hawtness down to Spock, make him emotionally compromised.... take command... and pwn. Yes, pwn. That, people-icans, is good time management.
So, moving forward. We need to learn to manage our time better. If we do that, who knows what would happen. Like those phone commercials where the stuff takes seconds... all that good used time could be the reason you get to go to the store earlier.. and the reason why you meet your true love.. or get the first sample of food... or fine a wallet on the ground. Okay, MAYBE not the last part... at least we SHOULDN'T take it.. So.. yeah anyways. Useful use of time.. equals good times. Less stress, more free time. A Happier you... What does that phrase remind me of... some movie... dang gone it. The Repo Men? Robots? Dang, I dont remember, but there is something familiar about it. Huh, so yeah. Time management is good for the world. A less stressed you, means you will be more likely to dance across a field of flowers. Dancing across a field of flowers... is not good since you trample dandelions... BUT... thats good cause you spread their seeds. AH, Anyways. So yes... time management is good. Plain and simple. SO DO IT! Remember, people-icans.... poor time management leads to being destroyed by Romulans... and If you do manage time, Kirks sexy-ness will live long and prosper.... The truth is ugly, SHARE IT.
PS- YES I DO LIKE STAR TREK ;D WHATCHU GONNA DO. JUST KIDDING!
