Hypocrisy- it's not multiple hippo crisises

Hello, people-icans... so today I shall talk about something that isn't about wishing, random rants, or any of those other things I'm prone to talk about. Today... is a serious day, yet more accurately: A serious topic, with funny delivery. Yes.
Hypocrisy... it isn't multiple hippo crisises. (crisis- i :D) So, so many people partake in this... word. This... noun... is super annoying! Anyways, what is it?
Legit definition:
The practice of claiming to have moral standards or beliefs to which one's own behavior does not conform.
My definition:
The pot calling the kettle black (HOWEVER: I will say that if the pot is silver and it then proceeds to call the kettle black… that's just fact. But if the pot AND kettle are silver, then that pot is liar... and that's a completely different topic.)
Therefore, the ugly truth People-icans... is we have all probably partook in hypocrisy. Don't want to offend, but don't lie to yourself if you have.
So, some examples to explain why I hate hypocrisy so much (hypocritical much?) And it's mostly because of this... it is one thing to believe something and make mistakes that contradict your belief. However, it is completely different when something like this happens.
*see someone doing something you don't "believe"*
Wow, you're really stupid. That is obviously the worst thing you could possibly do and you are making the WORST mistake of your life. You should so fix this before you like.... I don't know... dig a hole you can't get out of.
LATER THAT DAY
*doing the thing that you called someone on*
And then you proceed to continue "preaching" at people whenever you see them doing that thing.
That's just wrong okay. I know we all have beliefs and sometimes we mess up, but the difference comes in on how you deal with it. Lying to the world about who you are and making people feel bad for their mistakes while you go around doing it is just a ton of bull-poopie. If you are going to believe something and you mess up sometimes, own up like a mature adult. You don't see me going around all like "WOW you have a temper YOU LITTLE FREAKING JERK! HOW COULD YOU HAVE A TEMPER! YOU KNOW WHAT THOSE DO TO PEOPLE?! THEY HURT! AND… YOU ARE A WASTE OF SPACE BECAUSE OF YOUR TEMPER!" No, I don't do that because I know I can have a temper sometime and I am not going to call people out when I do the same thing. Sure, I could be like "Hey dude, I know you are mad and I understand cause I feel just like this sometime. But how bout you and I just start this thing where we tell jokes when we feel like we want to explode on someone? Alright… teamwork *fist pound salute*
So to all of you out there who have said something and proceed to go against it with full knowledge that they are doing it AND then still yell at people if they do the same thing. Stop... for the sake of the world. Because it just isn't right. You need to figure out your stuff first. In addition, to all who know they mess up and don't screw with people's minds by saying they don't: Good for you.
So People-icans the ugly truth is... we've all contradicted what we believe. But it's about how we handle it that makes us hypocrites. So let's all make a deal people-icans, let's put on our pull ups... and be big kids now. And with the effort of all of us, we can make the world that much better. Until next time, share the ugly truth. Peace out People-icans!

Double Personality Writing Moments

So, People-icans... I started writing again! HUZAH! Anyways, what does this mean? LOTS OF THINGS! First off, SEQUEL TIME! Yeah, that's write (HA-HA Pun). So yes, I started writing the sequel to my first novel after a time period in which I was afraid to write because I didn't want to make mistakes. Then I realized.... that when you think about it, to someone out in this world, there will always be a mistake; so I can't let fear hold me back. So I picked a pencil and I stabbed fear in its metaphorical face. Booyah! Anyways, so yesterday I was writing the sequel and I am only four pages in; however, as I was writing a premonition dream scene, I faced an audience - writer dilemma. Here is a little exaggerated flash back of how it went.

*writing*

- insert copyrighted story -

Writer: Well, this is nice. I haven't written in SOOO long.

Audience: Oh... my GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY FREAKING GOSH! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Writer: Yes, this should please my readers.

Reader: NO! DON'T TURN AROUND!!!!!! DON'T LOOK AT THEM! SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN!

Writer: *sigh* I hate typos *backspace*. Moving on *continues typing*

Reader: WHY?! POR QUE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?! YO SOY DEPRIMINDA! NO ME GUSTA!!! PERO ME GUSTA MUCHO!

Writer: And... complete.

Reader: *shoots self with water gun* I CANT BELIEVE THIS JUST HAPPENED!

And that's pretty much how it went... but now that I think about... none of it was exaggerated. Except the water gun part, but if I had HAD a water gun... yep I would have shot myself with it.

So yes, that was my double personality writing moment of yesterday. Remember... the truth is ugly, unless it’s pretty... but not if it is a drag queen... SO SHARE IT! Peace out People-icans!

If I Had A Genie - Part 15

Soooo People-icans, hellllo again!

So, what are today's three wishes.…? I don't know let me wish for the knowledge!

1) The ability to know what people are doing-- Why? Because then I'd never have to ask people things and I could just be like "How is my novel editing going?" and then POOF I know... yeah, it would be cool. Just saying. Plus, it would save time since we wouldn’t have to go to people. Nothing much more to say because I have tons of examples.

2) A transformer for a watch -- Why? Because come on, you could be like "HEY!? What time is it????"

"Three forty four..." *transform into mini robot and begins to blow up dishes so I don't have to clean them*

GOOD ROBOT! NOW GO BUY ME MORE DISHES!

"OKAY!" And so forth... awesommeeeeee.

3) To be able to write whenever I want no matter where I am -- Why? Because I love to write but sometimes you can’t because of school and what not, so an extension of this would probably be to pause time so I could write without losing anything.

SO! Those are my wishes for this day and that is that. So, remember the truth is ugly unless you put makeup on it, but sometimes it still isn't pretty because it looks like a drag queen. SO, yes SHARE IT! Peace out, People-icans!

If I Had A Genie - Part 14

Sooo, People-icans. I know I just posted like 5 seconds ago saying, "I'm probably not going to blog- blog today." but I lied, unintentionally.... Anyways, soooo let's have at it. If this blog is actually being read by anyone... then oh my jesus, welcome! And if it isn't... then whatever. So, let's begin:

1) A breakfast burrito - Why? Because I am unusually hungry and I don't want a waffle, though I will end up going into the kitchen after being awake for hours and finding something that isn't a burrito of breakfastness. And I know, this is a weird lame wish, but it's my blog so I can do what I want.

2) A time machine - Why? Because come on, wouldn't it be uber cool to go and watch the past and if you were brave enough alter it. Yeah, you could be like "Eww I ate this today and it made me sick." AND THEN proceed to travel into the past, dress like a ninja, attack your past self and then.... take away the food item. That's it... then you will not have gotten sick, altering the fabrication of the space-time whatever the word is. Anyways, plus you could like, save friendships and relationships and other trivial things, but whatever. ;P

3) A hawtyhothawt from my story - Why? Because he is epic, is that a problem? Hawt and sensitive, need I say more? No! And so I won't. Hot, there I am done.


So, until next time People-icans..... that is all. Peace out, and remember: the truth is ugly so SHARE IT! But make it look pretty so people will listen, not really it's a troll! Peace out!

Back to Freaking School We Go - Day 1 and 2

Hey all my people-icans who may or may not exist... besides me. Anyways, so school started Tuesday… and tis Wednesday! So, I have been to school for TWO days. Unfortunately, I didn’t want to blog yesterday so I didn't. You're welcome. Moving on, so Day 1.... Went to homeroom. Boring! Went to Spanish… Bien! Umm... English. Fine. Everything else, fine. Except AP because it is going to be a workout. Good news, my Drama class gets to do the children's theatre WEEEEW! So that will be fun, and I will hopefully be auditioning for plays... hopefully. So, Lunch was fun. I got to hang with my friends and be loud... it was the same way today. I do miss some of my friends who left though. My drama buddy, my buddy in general... too many people GONE! Some people I just don't have classes with! But it's okay, all bien in the casa! And... nothing really memorable yet, but hopefully things will come up that I feel like mentioning. So yeah, tomorrow. After homework. Until then, remember the truth is ugly... share it. Unfortunately there is little truth to share today, still find a way! Peace out, People-icans!

Portal 2 Co-op Fail

Okay, so I had Gamefly.... HAD. I don't anymore... it's sad. So yeah, the last games I had were Portal 2 and Little Big Planet 2 (I won't lie I wish they would have sent a better final game, because LBP2 is like playing LBP with new freaking scenery. UGH). So, Portal 2 was amazing. I beat it in probably about... 7-8 hours total. Really fun game. Portals... thinking... interesting. But yeah, some of the things really made me think and I loved it. So since I beat it... I wanted to play co-op. It looked so fun and cool... unfortunately my sisters are too little to really understand the game. Therefore, after many fail attempts at having them play with me I gave up. After an hour or so, I had the brilliant idea to try to play co-op by myself. So I got down my two remotes and set it all up. Originally, it worked well. I just switched back and forth between the two and got where I needed to be. Then, the two bots ended up in the same room. Again, I eventually was able to do those too. (even though the ones with the timer and having to hit 4 buttons on different sides of rooms/ledges was really annoying at first) So, then I got to this one test... with this box I needed to redirect a laser inside this guinea pig maze. So, I portaled one bot over to the other side. The other bot needed to hit buttons to raise and lower walls so I could navigate the maze and reach the box. It was annoying but I was finally able to get to the box. THEN I had to get back to a spot and I ended up crushing the bot in the maze on accident. And it was then that I realized that playing co-op by myself... would drive me crazy. SO, I texted my brony friend Kenny. He said he would play TOMORROW since he was gone. I waited to play knowing he loved the game.... and he never freaking texted me back!!!!!!! So, he said he would play the next day because he forgot. AND HE DIDN'T COME AGAIN. And in the end I had to send the game back... and if he asks if I want to play now... - rage face - IT'S GONE!!! So yeah.... I didn't get to experience the full enjoyment of co-op because my sisters couldn't play and because using two remotes takes out the fun. So, yeah. I wish I could have, but it's too late. Far too late =/ Anyways, that's about it! So, peace out people-icans. Remember, the truth is ugly especially when concerning Portal 2 and Wheatley...... so share it.

Sleeping is the Door to Epic!

Okay, People-icans... I haven't been blogging because there hasn't really been anything to talk about... but now there is! So, where to start? I finished my novel… but I think I mentioned that in a previous blog. I... started a new novel! Speaking of.... I had a moment of pure epic. Anyways, last night I was sleeping. Yes, sleeping... anyways! I WAS SLEEPING! And I had this dream... about my story. So, I already thought it was pretty cool. Then it veered off the plotline I have in my mind as of now... into two new storylines. And let's just say most likely book 2 and 3 for that. What had been a 1 book story may now be a trilogy. I actually woke up from the dream just to write it down. Why? Because there was no way in heck I was going to risk forgetting!!! Last time I had an epic dream I wanted to remember for a possible story I decided to just wait and write it in the morning. I went back to sleep and when I woke up again... I had forgotten EVERYTHING! And I was so sad because I could sense the memory right at the edge of my mind, but I couldn't access it. What I really needed then was that "medicine" from Limitless with Bradley Cooper. If I had that... I'd be so much better. No restrictions to thought and I could just do better at all. So yeah, that was a bit off track. So, yes, I couldn't forget these two ideas. And I didn't! So, I'm happy. School is soon, I got my schedule and locker. Which, I must say, is strategically placed to provide maximum use between classes. And you know what that means... LESS TO CARRY! HUZAH! Anyways, I made the title to this blog really inaccurate. Sure, I talked about it for like 2 seconds but still. Not going to change it though... buhahahahaha. Anyways, yeah. School. I get to learn Spanish. It's going to be difficult since I can't role my R's... but whatever. No, not whatever... if I fail I will be so sad! Okay, I'm going to end this really spontaneous and confusing post. I will be posting more since school will be back and there's always something to blog about after school. Peace out, People-icans.... Remember, the truth is ugly unless it's not... SO SHARE IT!

Double-Personality Writing Moments- Part 2

So, People-icans.... I've finished my novel! BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Anyways, it was a sort of sad moment. I was so happy to finish yet I was also thinking: I miss it. I missed writing about the characters I had so excitedly made a life for. I worked so hard to make these characters people could relate with and now their story is over. It's a love/hate relationship. So, now that one story is over :( I can start a new one :) And then I can rage when it is over, too! Sounds like a plan... and I like plans. So yeah, it was a fun few months. We had good times, story... you and I. Now after destroying multiple places, killing off characters (good and bad), and weaving a love story... it is over.
So now I can turn to the three other stories and create them!
So, yeah. I will try to post more often about the awkward moments when I argue with myself over it.
So, yeah. Peace off, People-icans. Enter awkward ending here.... The truth is ugly... SHARE IT!

If I Had a Genie - Part 13

Hellllo, People-icans, so today's wishes are....

1) The ability to touch a book and have all information revealed to you... Why? Well, it's not because I don't like to read but when you're reading a book for an assignment, it would be useful. Yes, the book is acually quite good, but still if I touched it and knew everything just like if I had read it... useful. But, oh well! Who knew a book about the history of the world revolving around drinks would be so neat! But seriously, touching to read this book and other school related books would be useful. Even if the books are not that bad ;D

2) A pegasus puppy... I don't know why, but if my puppies had wings it would be so adorable. They could just fly around all day like, "Yeah, I'm a puppy with wings. What are you gonna do about it?!" And the people who saw that would think, "Puppy + wings + talk?! What the heck?!" And I'd nod in the background and yell "COME HITHER FLYING PUPPIES!!" And they would float gracefully through the air back to my side. So, what would happen? I would take my flying puppies everywhere and say "Aw!" at random moments.

3) The ability to perfectly edit my writings... Why? Because then it wouldnt be: I think this is how it goes. It would be: This is how it goes, argue if thy dares. And sure, I'm pretty positive about most of it, but there are still those things that just make me wonder. It sounds right, but is it. Then you have the spelling and grammer check on Microsoft words. YOU JUST CAN'T TRUST IT! It lied about the commas! There was supposed to be a comma inbetween those two parts. You do not say "He nodded a smile on his lips." It just sounds odd. I liked the comma! And then when the comma checker decides to show up and you think to yourself "This isn't right...". So, to fix your confusion you click explain. And the example is "She was, a cheerleader."

.......

Of course that's wrong! WHY WOULD A COMMA BE THERE! So that is the example that is supposed to comfort me, but it doesn't. So yes, it is annoying. Very, very annoying.

So, that is all! Peace out, People-icans. Remember, the truth is ugly... Share it!

If I had a Genie - Part 12

If I had a genie, People-icans.... here's what I'd wish for!

1) The ability for google to have exactly the information I need, and not unrelated/useless stuff... Why? Because I need to research stuff about sub-saharan Africa, and the stupid google box takes my search, and gives me things that are useless. I looked up "how water is used in Africa" and it decides that giving me stuff about green water. How does this help me google?! HOW! Lucky for google, though, I managed to get some basic info so I could plan out my essay. Now it just needs to be written and I need additional information, but I will find it! Or else!

2) Freezing time so that everything was on pause and I had time to do what I needed, without losing actual time... Why? Because it would rock! I mean come on, homework, extracurricular assignments?! I hate using all my time on it because then I have no time for fun. So, by freezing time but not me, I could accomplish all those things and still have an entire day of nothing. Awesome! I would have a time freezing party, and if anybody else has the ability, they can be invited. But since it's my wish, it may not be possible. I am sorry! So yes, if my wish came true... time frozen!

3) To live in Ireland... why? Because accents are hot. Enough said.


So, those are my wishes, one of wish was extremely brief. Because really, how can you elaborate on Ireland. Sexy landscape, sexy accents.... it would be a party. So, remember... the truth is ugly, unless it's a pretty truth( so share it, ugly or pretty). PEACE OUT, PEOPLE-ICANS!

The Day Justice Was(n't) Served.

So, People-icans. Today, July 5th, 2011. Justice was served. Just kidding, it was a lie! Justice was indeed not served. If the court was taco bell, I would not have gotten my dog food taco. And I love those tacos, no matter what the health people say.
So, in all seriousness, I say this: What the freak?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

First off, I'd like to say to the jury. Where you awake during the trial? Or were you sleeping with your eyes open? Because, how did the verdict pronounce the guilty as innocent? Did you not hear the defense?

*DRAMATIZATION*

-defense- "Okay, guys. First, Caylee drowned. AND we blame the parents."
-good guys- "But defense, why was she in the forest in a bag with ducttape?!"
-defense- "I tell you this..... the meter man...."
-good guys - "The meter man?"
-defense- "Yes. The meter man. He went... and took her body and put it there!"
- good guys to the meter man - "Do you know these people and have you ever been in their home."
- meter man - "No, never."
- defense - "Oh but he did it. The baby drowned and he took her!"

Okay... so first the baby happened to drown because she was alone and not being watched. Good parenting, someone deserves mommy of the month! But, my question is.... if the baby drowned, why not call the police? Why would a baby that accidentally drowned end up in a swamp.... And why did she happen to have a little heart sticker residue on the ductape, similar to those in the home of Casey Anthony? And why.... were searches for chloroform on the computer?

-defense - "well, Cindy said she was trying to search chlorophyl, but she couldnt spell it, thereform the harsher chemical... came up. Yes, that's what happened."

Oh, okay. So... a nurse can't spell chlorophyl... and she so brutally misspells it that somehow... some m's and f's just weave in there. I didn't know we were searching for chlorofplym. I just happened to forget the phlegm when I pronounced it. OOPSIE! But I'm sure it must be hard on Cindy. You lose your granddaughter, and I'm sure she wants to protect her daughter. Still....

So, now we go to the nanny. She was the original person accused of taking Caylee. So, you may be thinking. That sounds reasonable, I can understand that. However, what if I just reword it a little.
The baby was taken by a figment of Casey's imagination. Ah? That still make sense? NO! It doesn't make any sense! Nor does  the fact that when Casey "disappeared", a month passed before any call was made.

OH! But she probably thought the baby was on a prologned play date. You know how play dates can get. One minute it's only for half an hour, next thing you know they wanna play for a month. Yes... definetely. What kid wouldn't want to have a month long play date!?

So, now im going to journey back  to the internet searches. Let's say that Cindy's statement that SHE made those searches, isn't true. That it was Casey. Now, if you had no bad intentions for this search... why would you be searching for such a substance? Now, some people may try and come up with anything that could change the fact that something so bad has occured. They may say: Maybe they needed help sleeping, and NYQUIL just doesnt work like a good old rag to the face. Cause everyone is SO FREAKING TIRED OF NORMAL MEDICINES! THEY JUST DON'T WORK! But really, yes... I searched how to break necks and about "knock out substances" out of pure curiousity. In no way to I plan to do ANYONE harm.

....Okay. Not.

So, continuing on. Casey also borrowed a shovel from her neighbor? Hmmm, planting some flowers there, are ya? But... wasn't she supposed to be spending the night with the nonexistent nanny?

So... all in all. I think that everything was pretty far fetched, and that it was pretty impossible to think that she couldnt have done it. Yet, they did. So, sidenote.

While a little baby is dead, the defense is having a champagne party. They arent trying to think on who could have killed the baby since Casey is "innocent". They aren't sad because yes a baby is dead. They are celebrating because they have allowed someone who shouldnt have been innocent, to walk. A compulsive liar who we know didn't like being a mother, who partied while her daughter was with a "nanny", and whose little daughter had fatigue marks on her eyes when she shouldnt have, walks free. It is indeed a sad day, when something so plain is not seen. Some may say that the prosecuters didn't prove without a reasonable doubt, but can they really say a defense whose theories and ideas were unreliable and who had a lawyer (Jose Baez) who was repeatedly scolded and reprimanded, proved that Casey was innocent. Justice was not brought, and that is an extremely ugly truth.

Double-Personality Writing Moments

Okay, people-icans. So... I have a novel I am working on. Yes, a novel, because it sounds more classy than a "book". And it also makes it seem like I have experience in the field, which I don't really. Experience in writing, yes. Which, by the way, is nowhere near as crazy as my blog posts! Anyways, so I decided to do some blogs about moments I have as a writer.
For one, when I write, I love that there is this other half of your mind that is like a reader. And so while you are writing, there's a part of you that's going: NO! NOOOO! Dang gone it... WHY DID THIS HAPPEN?!?!?! Yet, the writer side of you is giving a sympathetic nod that says: Because it creates a good plot line.... and makes you want to read more. The reader gets this, yet it doesnt like it at all. The reader is thinking; Oh good, Im glad this suits you, writer. I'm glad that you have to make it so difficuilt to get where all the readers want.
Well, reader half of my mind.... if I made it simple... THAT WOULD BE BORING. SO SUCK IT UP!
What about Jack and Jill.... we know they were probably fine and got their water all happily and what not. But imagine if the story actually went like that.

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
They twirled the crank
and out it came
And they went home to father.

OH GOOD! Happy ending... yay. But come on... I just yawned. I yawned.... This is much more pleasing.... sure they get hurt. But hellllooo, every story needs some drama!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill came tumbling after.
Up got Jack, and home did trost.
As fast as he could caper.
He went to bed and bound his head
With vinegar and brown paper.

That's better. Same happy ending, but their was a hindering effect of him bumping his head and Jill... falling down because he did (That follower). And he even has a battle scar, a temporary knot on his head! Good for you Jack!

SO that is what I mean reader portion of me. Next time you say : Couldn't she just know Nick from the start? - hair flip and gum pop - Writer portion will respond:

NO! - pops gum with pencil -  So unless you want a boring unfit story, you need to chillax. Because this is going to be cooler than a bag of flavo fives! I don't care what you say cause deep down you are like YES YES YES YES YES. Because had he met her earlier... none of that awesome stuff would have happened beccause there would be no need. And if that stuff didn't happen you wouldnt be going "AW THAT'S SO AMAZING!" And if we weren't saying that, nothing intense would ever happen, because through that ONE LITTLE CHANGE, THE ENTIRE PLOT AND STORY WOULD BE ALTERED.
Boy meets girl. True Love. No angry havoc. No life changing moments. No attacks. BLAH BLAH BLAH JUNK! No. We need it like it is. Girl meets wrong boy. Loves wrong boy. Life changing stuff. Finds right boy. LA DI DA DI DA! So there, reader me, you may be aggravated. But it's worth it.

And that, people-icans, if the ugly truth of a double personality writer. We sit there, writing something good, but a part of us is always going "NOOOOOO!" not because it's bad, but because we really wish something different had happened. But at the end of the day, if there was no drama. Things wouldn't exist! So, the truth is ugly... SHARE IT! Peace out, People-icans!

Bad Show( Love Story Parody)

I was real bored, when I first saw you

I close my eyes, and the nightmare starts

I’m sitting there

In the living rooms comfy chair

See the soaps

See the movies, the kid shows

See your name, I’ll give it a go

I hit select, didn’t even guess

That u were a bad show, u were melting brain cells.

But the info said that you had gotten all five stars.

And I was banging on the tv

Hoping that you’d go off

And I screamed.



Oh no, why would they put this on my tv screen

This shows no good, id rather watch spike tv

Your plot line stinks and I just cant watch this

It’s a bad show, and im real depressed.



So I decide that I will change the channel

Hopefully, something better is on

So I hit ‘guide’

But the remote control has no life(batteries)



Cause you were a bad show, and I was slowly fading

And there just wasn’t no batteries anywhere

But you were getting a lot worse

I was hoping that you’d go off

And I screamed

Oh no, why would they put this on my tv screen

This shows no good, id rather watch spike tv

Your plot line stinks and I just cant watch this

It’s a bad show, and im real depressed.



Come on, please, Remote. I really need your help right now.

I know it’s difficult, but this show kills

Don’t be a noob, please let me hit select cause

It’s a bad show and Im really depressed.

Oh Oh

I got tired of listening

Wondering if ur plot would ever improve

My intellect went missing

When I knew just what I needed to do And I said

Time out while I go and get my new baseball bat

Cause the remotes gone and i am really sad

I’ll hit the screen and the picture will fade soon

I fall to the ground and give a loud whoop

Thank you the show is gone

I’ll never hit select again

I’ll be more careful, when channel surfing

I may be in trouble soon, but its okay

It’s a bad show and this bat saved the day

OHHH OOHHH

Ohhh OH

Cause I was real bored… when I first saw you

Ranting about my Friends

Soooo, People-icans, I've forgotten to post over the last like week or more... but I am now back and school is almost out... Which means that it is time to suck the fun out of the last few days! Then reiterate them through dramatically enhanced (not really) posts! And so it shall begin as I attempt to recall past events with intense clarity. Well, probably the first thing I can remember the most is the day before yesterday. And the extreme metaphor I created. It goes as follows! Life is like a box with shape spots... people in your life are like the shapes that fill those spots. But when those spots are empty, the oceans of all life slosh into the box of your life and sink the box.... As it turns out this originally made no sense. One of my friends was walking by and promptly yelled out: "What are you talking about 0_0!?" And so I explained... Afterwards she was impressed and went about labeling her box of life. She loved the idea in the end because it made uber sense ;D And now to hop back through time, again! So before this happened, I've learned that my one guy friend is awesome. He is the most adorable thing ever. Anywho, so he says we are best friends (I never thought he thought that but whatever, that is cool!) and he always does my dirty- work (if that’s what it is..) Cause their is this one kid in my AP class, who is so freaking annoying, like annoying to the point that I want to just duct tape his head. So this GUY, had this idea that because my book had a girl on the cover it was a sexual book (Stupid) and I was getting annoyed.. annoyed annoyed. Thankfully, my friend sits behind him and stopped him. He really is awesome though, he can be my best friend whenever he wants ^_^ Plus he is super nice and funny, so that’s always good. Moving on, maybe backwards but I don’t remember the order of events. So now I have my 2 other friends, and they are completely obsessed with games and games... and games. Uber nerds, they are ;D Anyways, I don’t mind it cause it is funny. So the first friend is this super tall, funny guy... who really hates that I haven’t seen Star Wars. But who cares! A couple of days ago the other friend, who is really obsessed with games but quotes them much more often and gets addicted a lot easier, wasn’t wanting to do his work because he kept talking (That sounds like him...). But, we ( tall other friend and I xD ) Decided to shun him... well, actually, my taller friend decided he would put his hand in the other guys face and continue conversation with me (even though the supposedly shunned friend kept talking) It was quite the predicament, but it was worth it. I think that was also the day that I looked at their... gaming book or something, it had tons of stuff you could buy based off games. I wont lie, some of the shirts and stuff were really cool. And the Arcade style iPad rack, that was beastly; I thought it was a game at first! Umm, what else happened that I remember. Um.... Um.... My other friend who is like a dolled up cowgirl likes this guy.... soooo she wont do anything even though its OBVIOUS he likes her too. But that’s just the exposition for the situation. For whatever reason, after spending time around me, some of my friends start to hear me as their subconscious.. ha-ha... and because of this, they have heard some weird things. Like Dolled up cowgirl, she apparently heard this in her mind after a certain situation: Go Get them boots and claim them as your own!!!... And that probably seems semi normal, but we aren’t talking about real shoes! Soo... my other friend who has extremely.. interesting earrings ( JK, Strawberries and whatever are cool) , is pretty weird, in the good way, I think. We always get breakfast in the morning and sit and talk... and it has some awkward outcomes, like one day.. I decided to perform a monologue in the hall. And not the normal monologue that’s subtle, but an extremely loud and boisterous monologue. From Starship Performed by the StarKid Cast... Check it out on YouTube! Woot, advertising xD But yeah, I was performing an monologue but it required a Spanish accent and stabbing someone, but I used the air so its okay. I guess that all her laughter was partly at me, but mostly because that behind me a ton of strangers were watching. I cant help it, that’s what we do. We also talk about Tobuscus (YouTube!) and stuff.. that doesn’t really make sense, like how the one lone plug in the hallway would probably control the power of the school (But it would be cool of it did) And stuff like that. Do I have anymore priceless friend moments..... Yes I do, my PE buddy... Exasperated Sigh, that’s a party. So we sit in PE and we also have some stupid moments.... Stupid. Moments. Like Musical Mondays, we walked around the gym having a sing off on who could make the best song up on the spot about the other persons personal details (crushes, ect) and it was really fun, but I’m the champ because I live to sing songs that don’t exist. I think I have enough, but I am making this a blog series... As of NOW.

So People-icans, do you have any crazy friend stories, post a response in the comments BELOW! Share/Like/Favorite/Hype and Follow. Remember.... the truth is ugly, SHARE IT! Peace out People-icans!

"Zombie"- A Rebecca Black Parody

Okay, People-icans, Im about to do a parody for "Friday" sooo prepare yourselves. This is a full length parody, so here goes!

The following and any other parodies are property of the owner of this blog(ME) and should not be recreated for any other person besides self enjoyment. Gracias!

Apocalypse, gotta run from the zombies
Gotta be quick, better barracade the stairs.
Gotta have my gun, gotta have some ammo
Screaming everything, the night has come.
Rushing on n on, everybodys zombies.
Gotta get down to the safety spot, stop
gotta shoot my friend, oh no he's been bittttt

 He's Bleeding on his left leg,
Now hes coming for me
Gotta take my shot now
which limb should I hitttttt

Zombies, Zombies
Double-tap all the zombies
Everybodys trying'n get out of the city, city
Zombies, Zombies
Head shot all the zombies
everybodys hoping they aint been bit.

Zombie Land, Zombie Land YEAH!
Zombie Land, Zombie Land YEAH
Run, Run, Run, Run
Hoping I aint bit.

Middle of the night, sneaking down the highway
Creeping real quick, dont wanna get caught
Run, run, cant stop now.
Know what that is
He got bit, she got bit
Grenade on the right side
She got bit, he got bit
Now their dead!

 Their Bleeding on their left leg,
Now their coming for me me
Gotta take a shot now
Which limb should I hit?

Zombies, Zombies
Double-tap all the zombies
Everybodys trying'n get of the city, city
Zombies, Zombies
Head shot all the zombies
everybodys hoping they aint been bit.
Zombie Land, Zombie Land YEAH!
Zombie Land, Zombie Land YEAH
Run, Run, Run, Run
Hoping I aint been bit.


Yesterday was running, running
Today i-is resting, resting (Wooo)
WE- WE-WE So infected
We so infected
We gonna be dead today...

Tomorrow is safety
And ambush comes after...wards
I want this attack to end

(RAP)
Z-L Zombie Land
So bleeding in my leg(bleeding in my left leg)
Double tap(double tap)
Im running shooting(yeah, yeah)
grenades,  MP5
with a zombie at my side(WOAH) 11
(Oh no) Up ahead theres a barricade blocking me
Makes slip slide, duck, glide, wanna scream
Check my gun, its empty, ive been bit
We gonna be dead, cmon, cmon, yall


Zombies, Zombies
Double-tap all the zombies
Everybodys getting out of the city, city
Zombies, Zombies
Head shot all the zombies
everybodys hoping they aint been bit.


Zombie Land, Zombie Land YEAH!
Zombie Land, Zombie Land YEAH
Run, Run, Run, Run
Hoping I aint been bit.

Zombies, Zombies
Double-tap all the zombies
Everybodys getting out of the city, city
Zombies, Zombies
Head shot all the zombies
everybodys hoping they aint been bit.



Zombie Land, Zombie Land YEAH!
Zombie Land, Zombie Land YEAH
Run, Run, Run, Run
Hoping I aint been bit.

End of the World Pacers!!??

Hey People-icans, I figured that I needed to post my newest partial parody just so I can get it done.... Ya know, before the world ENDS THIS SATURDAY! Haha, but seriously, that's what people are saying... And the funny thing is an atheist group is offering to stay behind when this happens.... To watch.... Pets! All for the decent price of 135 per person. And guess what, they already have like 12,000 dollars I think... That's ridiculous. Sure it will happen one day, but Jesus DID say it would be out of the blue. I don't think he whispered into that guys ear his secrets. But, whatever, if it happens, it happens. But before I get into the story behind the parody. This could be a good motivation for people to get together.... Weeew! Anyways, so today in gym... Pacers. And I didn't feel like pacers, so I decided I wanted to dim my aggravation by singing free style. And it did and this is what happened.

Heading down to PE,
but I know it won't be fun...
Cause we're doing pacers
And you know that runnings dumb.
I wish I had a sprained knee.
Or my left leg was bum....
But there ain't an excuse so I guess I gotta run
Because it's too late.......

 It's too late I gotta run...... Pacers!!!!
I said it's too late I gotta run..... Pacers!!!!!
It's too late......


And I'm hoping to finish the song like tomorrow or Friday, but I actually have other stuff to work on so if anything I will try and do it during lunch... But yeah... So peace out people-icans! Like/Favorite/Share/Follow! Remember the truth is ugly... Share it! Peace out!

Random Ranting- Bouncy Houses in SPACCCEEE.

What's up People-icans!!! So earlier I didn't have much to say cause I couldn't think of anything but all of a sudden I realized I didn't post yesterday and stuff happened I wanted to repeat. And so I shall.

Firstly, I need to stop reenacting videogames in the lunch line because one day someones going to confront me about it. Honestly my actions were inevitable.... The lunch line DID feel like Dead Space. For a second I thought I was boarding the Ishimura... But come on, seriously, it was a dimly lit space with flickering lights... I had to make the reference!!!!  So now for what I actually did-- entering the little doorway into the line, I pretended I had a plasma rifle or whatever it is, and I mimed like I was... Loading it or whatever guys call it. Anywho, so I boldly called out, "Alright team! We are faced with an unknown, hostile enemy! Set your rigs with glitch code 2647 to enable invincibility!" The guy in front of me started looking around with a look that clearly said "WHAT THE HECK!?!" and I can understand where he was coming from.

Now fast forwarding to lunch of today. My friend is under the impression she will never need anyone, and so I kindly stated, "But when you do, I'm here." She insisted that would never happen. I disagreed using this... "analogy": you may be a brick wall but if a bulldozer comes and knocks the heck out of you, I will be the bouncy house to help ya out. And not those cheap bouncy houses, but the cool ones. Like if there was a Cribs(TM) for bouncy houses, my bouncy house would be on it. I'd be rocking the little obstacle course, even a bouncy fridge. 'Can your bouncy house have a bouncy house fridge to occupy the food while it isn't being eaten NO!!'" Overall, I went into a giant discussion about a useless topic. But it was fun.

So, that's about it people-icans! Remember, the truth is ugly... Share it.

Random Ranting

Heyyy People-icans, so today was.. Tuesday! Wow, anyways.... so today was pretty boring.... AND I learned I have to do pacers tomorrow. I hate pacers.. its not really doing the pacers... its HAVING to do the pacers. If we were asked nicely I may be more okay but being forced makes me not want to. So that will stink. On the other hand, I got my final exam for AP... And its an easy peasy research project, which I will do good on! I got my LDC and my MDC and I'm about to set them to battle for the death! I reallly have nothing to say... hmmm, I think after this I'm going to watch a movie, which I dont know. BUT, I do know this: Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides comes out Friday, It would be cool to go but I won't. But I can't way to see it. It shall be AWESOMEEEEEEE! There's another movie I need to see.... but I forget. So yeah....... this is awkward. Well... I am just going to go... watch my movie then. And think of something to say in another post.... So, yeah, PEACE OUT PEOPLE-ICANS!!!!!

Dead Space Adventures!!!!

Sooooo it is Sunday, People-icans! Which means tomorrow is Monday and I gotta wake up at 6 in the morning.... and I almost.. ALMOST started an improved "Friday" parody. Another time, another time. Anyways, so today I woke up and did some work, then played some Dead Space. It was a good old time... upgraded Issac's suit.... beat a boss..... got to a new chapter. Good old demon infested ship fun. So yeah, I actually was going to play for a while, but I got bored and the last thing I did was go on a air trolley thingy and when it parked on the other side... there were freaking demons running at me.. and OF COURSE, the doors to my little safety pod opened. So, I did the logical thing... I started shooting pulse rounds like no other  and screaming "I DONT WANNA DIE.. NOOOO JEEESSSUSSSS." And eventually they all dropped dead and I was like "Alright.. Alright, moving on" SO I freaking turned on the fuel thingy with kinesis... and it was like "Work in progress" So I chilled, reloaded my guns.. and then I found a save station, saved, and quit. BUT, that was near the end of my experience. Soo before all of that, I was...I was...... Oh yeah, I was at a different save station and I had to walk into this room and pull a thingy over to stand on it... then a demon popped out of a AC blade wall hole and I shot it lol. Ummm, then I got on the elevator... and a demon came out from the roof vent, and I shot it down. THEN the elevator went down and I went through this other door, it was fun. UNTIL, I saw it was all bloody and I was like "Dannnng, someone needs to febreeze up this place or something... They really need a swiffer or some cleaning tool." It was weird though, because this place had the flickering lights, the bodies everywhere. And I knew that if I could kinesis them to me they were dead. I assumed SOMETHING would turn up alive, but no.. they were all actually dead(I had a pile of kinesis'd bodies to prove it) ANYWHO, so yeah... I turned the power on with a giant battery. And this battery must be what the Energizer Bunny is on, cause it was huge. I then left the room into another room with a person who killed themselves, ew, and so yeahh. This next room ticked me off. By the way, I probably skipped over alot of rooms... all the stuff just blurs together for me ;D.So yeahh, this next room was empty... until I walked in. Then some giant monster came and did something to a dead body on the ground. First off, ew. Second, it shot through the freaking glass window at me and attacked Issac's face. I HAD ONE BAR OF HEALTH LEFT!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW THAT FEELS!!!??? And I still managed to shoot the thing down, I think it was maybe a boss but yeah, it was ugly. So I won, and I realized I had like 5 health packs in my inventory. All healed up, I left. So yeah..... then I shot some insect demons... and some more things probably, but ehhhhh. I cant remember everything in chronological order. So yeah, I think I may make new blog things about game experiences or something. That could be interesting. But, you are my People-icans, so what do you think? Should a make a blog series about games?? Well, I might. So, thats settled. I do like your opinion though, People-icans, but since there isnt really any of you out there that I know of at the moment. Since apparently the most popular blogs include an extremely weird picture and a one sentence  phrase or a paragraph of really weird things.. stuff like what I write about ( NOTHING =D) dont get seen. But who cares, I like to read what I write and wonder "What the heckkk was I thinking???" Sooo, Share/Hype/Favorite/Share, Follow and Enjoy. Remember the truth is ugly.. share it! Before you are attacked by insect demons! Peace out People-icans!

STUPID GOOGLE!!

Okay, People-icans, so I was looking up something for an assignment. And dang gone it, I swear.... First off, I found this picture before right away. I put in the same thing this time and SOO MUCH IRRELEVANT STUFF popped up. It took a while but I found the dang picture. That lucky freaking internet searcher thingy. Besides that I don't have much else to say about google. Sooo, Peace out People-icans!