"Zombie"- A Rebecca Black Parody

Okay, People-icans, Im about to do a parody for "Friday" sooo prepare yourselves. This is a full length parody, so here goes!

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Apocalypse, gotta run from the zombies
Gotta be quick, better barracade the stairs.
Gotta have my gun, gotta have some ammo
Screaming everything, the night has come.
Rushing on n on, everybodys zombies.
Gotta get down to the safety spot, stop
gotta shoot my friend, oh no he's been bittttt

 He's Bleeding on his left leg,
Now hes coming for me
Gotta take my shot now
which limb should I hitttttt

Zombies, Zombies
Double-tap all the zombies
Everybodys trying'n get out of the city, city
Zombies, Zombies
Head shot all the zombies
everybodys hoping they aint been bit.

Zombie Land, Zombie Land YEAH!
Zombie Land, Zombie Land YEAH
Run, Run, Run, Run
Hoping I aint bit.

Middle of the night, sneaking down the highway
Creeping real quick, dont wanna get caught
Run, run, cant stop now.
Know what that is
He got bit, she got bit
Grenade on the right side
She got bit, he got bit
Now their dead!

 Their Bleeding on their left leg,
Now their coming for me me
Gotta take a shot now
Which limb should I hit?

Zombies, Zombies
Double-tap all the zombies
Everybodys trying'n get of the city, city
Zombies, Zombies
Head shot all the zombies
everybodys hoping they aint been bit.
Zombie Land, Zombie Land YEAH!
Zombie Land, Zombie Land YEAH
Run, Run, Run, Run
Hoping I aint been bit.


Yesterday was running, running
Today i-is resting, resting (Wooo)
WE- WE-WE So infected
We so infected
We gonna be dead today...

Tomorrow is safety
And ambush comes after...wards
I want this attack to end

(RAP)
Z-L Zombie Land
So bleeding in my leg(bleeding in my left leg)
Double tap(double tap)
Im running shooting(yeah, yeah)
grenades,  MP5
with a zombie at my side(WOAH) 11
(Oh no) Up ahead theres a barricade blocking me
Makes slip slide, duck, glide, wanna scream
Check my gun, its empty, ive been bit
We gonna be dead, cmon, cmon, yall


Zombies, Zombies
Double-tap all the zombies
Everybodys getting out of the city, city
Zombies, Zombies
Head shot all the zombies
everybodys hoping they aint been bit.


Zombie Land, Zombie Land YEAH!
Zombie Land, Zombie Land YEAH
Run, Run, Run, Run
Hoping I aint been bit.

Zombies, Zombies
Double-tap all the zombies
Everybodys getting out of the city, city
Zombies, Zombies
Head shot all the zombies
everybodys hoping they aint been bit.



Zombie Land, Zombie Land YEAH!
Zombie Land, Zombie Land YEAH
Run, Run, Run, Run
Hoping I aint been bit.

End of the World Pacers!!??

Hey People-icans, I figured that I needed to post my newest partial parody just so I can get it done.... Ya know, before the world ENDS THIS SATURDAY! Haha, but seriously, that's what people are saying... And the funny thing is an atheist group is offering to stay behind when this happens.... To watch.... Pets! All for the decent price of 135 per person. And guess what, they already have like 12,000 dollars I think... That's ridiculous. Sure it will happen one day, but Jesus DID say it would be out of the blue. I don't think he whispered into that guys ear his secrets. But, whatever, if it happens, it happens. But before I get into the story behind the parody. This could be a good motivation for people to get together.... Weeew! Anyways, so today in gym... Pacers. And I didn't feel like pacers, so I decided I wanted to dim my aggravation by singing free style. And it did and this is what happened.

Heading down to PE,
but I know it won't be fun...
Cause we're doing pacers
And you know that runnings dumb.
I wish I had a sprained knee.
Or my left leg was bum....
But there ain't an excuse so I guess I gotta run
Because it's too late.......

 It's too late I gotta run...... Pacers!!!!
I said it's too late I gotta run..... Pacers!!!!!
It's too late......


And I'm hoping to finish the song like tomorrow or Friday, but I actually have other stuff to work on so if anything I will try and do it during lunch... But yeah... So peace out people-icans! Like/Favorite/Share/Follow! Remember the truth is ugly... Share it! Peace out!

Random Ranting- Bouncy Houses in SPACCCEEE.

What's up People-icans!!! So earlier I didn't have much to say cause I couldn't think of anything but all of a sudden I realized I didn't post yesterday and stuff happened I wanted to repeat. And so I shall.

Firstly, I need to stop reenacting videogames in the lunch line because one day someones going to confront me about it. Honestly my actions were inevitable.... The lunch line DID feel like Dead Space. For a second I thought I was boarding the Ishimura... But come on, seriously, it was a dimly lit space with flickering lights... I had to make the reference!!!!  So now for what I actually did-- entering the little doorway into the line, I pretended I had a plasma rifle or whatever it is, and I mimed like I was... Loading it or whatever guys call it. Anywho, so I boldly called out, "Alright team! We are faced with an unknown, hostile enemy! Set your rigs with glitch code 2647 to enable invincibility!" The guy in front of me started looking around with a look that clearly said "WHAT THE HECK!?!" and I can understand where he was coming from.

Now fast forwarding to lunch of today. My friend is under the impression she will never need anyone, and so I kindly stated, "But when you do, I'm here." She insisted that would never happen. I disagreed using this... "analogy": you may be a brick wall but if a bulldozer comes and knocks the heck out of you, I will be the bouncy house to help ya out. And not those cheap bouncy houses, but the cool ones. Like if there was a Cribs(TM) for bouncy houses, my bouncy house would be on it. I'd be rocking the little obstacle course, even a bouncy fridge. 'Can your bouncy house have a bouncy house fridge to occupy the food while it isn't being eaten NO!!'" Overall, I went into a giant discussion about a useless topic. But it was fun.

So, that's about it people-icans! Remember, the truth is ugly... Share it.

Random Ranting

Heyyy People-icans, so today was.. Tuesday! Wow, anyways.... so today was pretty boring.... AND I learned I have to do pacers tomorrow. I hate pacers.. its not really doing the pacers... its HAVING to do the pacers. If we were asked nicely I may be more okay but being forced makes me not want to. So that will stink. On the other hand, I got my final exam for AP... And its an easy peasy research project, which I will do good on! I got my LDC and my MDC and I'm about to set them to battle for the death! I reallly have nothing to say... hmmm, I think after this I'm going to watch a movie, which I dont know. BUT, I do know this: Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides comes out Friday, It would be cool to go but I won't. But I can't way to see it. It shall be AWESOMEEEEEEE! There's another movie I need to see.... but I forget. So yeah....... this is awkward. Well... I am just going to go... watch my movie then. And think of something to say in another post.... So, yeah, PEACE OUT PEOPLE-ICANS!!!!!

Dead Space Adventures!!!!

Sooooo it is Sunday, People-icans! Which means tomorrow is Monday and I gotta wake up at 6 in the morning.... and I almost.. ALMOST started an improved "Friday" parody. Another time, another time. Anyways, so today I woke up and did some work, then played some Dead Space. It was a good old time... upgraded Issac's suit.... beat a boss..... got to a new chapter. Good old demon infested ship fun. So yeah, I actually was going to play for a while, but I got bored and the last thing I did was go on a air trolley thingy and when it parked on the other side... there were freaking demons running at me.. and OF COURSE, the doors to my little safety pod opened. So, I did the logical thing... I started shooting pulse rounds like no other  and screaming "I DONT WANNA DIE.. NOOOO JEEESSSUSSSS." And eventually they all dropped dead and I was like "Alright.. Alright, moving on" SO I freaking turned on the fuel thingy with kinesis... and it was like "Work in progress" So I chilled, reloaded my guns.. and then I found a save station, saved, and quit. BUT, that was near the end of my experience. Soo before all of that, I was...I was...... Oh yeah, I was at a different save station and I had to walk into this room and pull a thingy over to stand on it... then a demon popped out of a AC blade wall hole and I shot it lol. Ummm, then I got on the elevator... and a demon came out from the roof vent, and I shot it down. THEN the elevator went down and I went through this other door, it was fun. UNTIL, I saw it was all bloody and I was like "Dannnng, someone needs to febreeze up this place or something... They really need a swiffer or some cleaning tool." It was weird though, because this place had the flickering lights, the bodies everywhere. And I knew that if I could kinesis them to me they were dead. I assumed SOMETHING would turn up alive, but no.. they were all actually dead(I had a pile of kinesis'd bodies to prove it) ANYWHO, so yeah... I turned the power on with a giant battery. And this battery must be what the Energizer Bunny is on, cause it was huge. I then left the room into another room with a person who killed themselves, ew, and so yeahh. This next room ticked me off. By the way, I probably skipped over alot of rooms... all the stuff just blurs together for me ;D.So yeahh, this next room was empty... until I walked in. Then some giant monster came and did something to a dead body on the ground. First off, ew. Second, it shot through the freaking glass window at me and attacked Issac's face. I HAD ONE BAR OF HEALTH LEFT!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW THAT FEELS!!!??? And I still managed to shoot the thing down, I think it was maybe a boss but yeah, it was ugly. So I won, and I realized I had like 5 health packs in my inventory. All healed up, I left. So yeah..... then I shot some insect demons... and some more things probably, but ehhhhh. I cant remember everything in chronological order. So yeah, I think I may make new blog things about game experiences or something. That could be interesting. But, you are my People-icans, so what do you think? Should a make a blog series about games?? Well, I might. So, thats settled. I do like your opinion though, People-icans, but since there isnt really any of you out there that I know of at the moment. Since apparently the most popular blogs include an extremely weird picture and a one sentence  phrase or a paragraph of really weird things.. stuff like what I write about ( NOTHING =D) dont get seen. But who cares, I like to read what I write and wonder "What the heckkk was I thinking???" Sooo, Share/Hype/Favorite/Share, Follow and Enjoy. Remember the truth is ugly.. share it! Before you are attacked by insect demons! Peace out People-icans!

STUPID GOOGLE!!

Okay, People-icans, so I was looking up something for an assignment. And dang gone it, I swear.... First off, I found this picture before right away. I put in the same thing this time and SOO MUCH IRRELEVANT STUFF popped up. It took a while but I found the dang picture. That lucky freaking internet searcher thingy. Besides that I don't have much else to say about google. Sooo, Peace out People-icans!

If I Had A Genie - Part 11

Soo, People-icans, here we are. I started this post yesterday but I didn't feel like finishing! So it's now tomorrow.... Anywho, let the wishing begin!

1)Dexter season 6 early copy.... WHY?!?! Because Dexter is the most epic show ever created and I saw a season 6 teaser trailer and it left me in an "awww dang!" moment, because it was THAT INTENSE. As far as I know Showtime signed a contract for atleast two more seasons BUT STILL! So yes, a pre- released just for me and my family copy... What would happen?! My friends and this blog would hear alot of rage posting and speaking!!

2) Warm rain... Why? Because I hate how when it rains and you're in the rain... the rain is super cold. If it has to rain and ruin stuff (on some occassions) can it at least be warm rain like warm shower water!!! I like rain and all but only in retrospect, it sounds nice but it's cold.... What would happen? Well, you could shower in the rain if you wanted but that would be weird. But really, I wouldn't be annoyed with walking in the rain anymore. I like rain, but it is fun to experience rain under the cover of something.

3) James Bond smartphone... Why? I played James Bond: Bloodstone, I saw what that phone could do, okay! It reveals people, scans stuff, hijacks systems... That's a cool phone, I bet it could shoot lasers if it wanted too. What would happen? I'd always have my James Bond smartphone out........ And I'd probably find a hacker and interfere with their stuff to show them what karma feels like. I've never been hacked but just imagine a hacker's face when he gets hacked and can't seem to fix it. Fun!

So those are my 3 wishes! Leave a response in the comments below as to what your 3 wishes are!
Like/favorite/hype/share this post, follow and enjoy! Remember the truth is ugly(unless giving a radical transformation..)So share it!

Peace out, People-icans!!

Friday the 13th

Soo People-icans, it is Friday the 13th. Has anyone walked under a ladder or you know, gotten attacked by Jason. If you have.... then you are on the badluck end of the spectrum. I, on the other hand, had an exam. An exam so secret, so confidential... that if I say anything besides it was an exam... I will be doomed. We were told not to speak about the stuff for 48 hours for one part, and never for the other part. It was pretty tempting. But since this is the WorldWideWeb.. It was an exam. Thats all you can know, People-icans, I am sorry. So besides that, I got to leave school early and now I'm doing nothing. It's actually quiet boring. I don't even know what to blog about. I saw Grease last night at my school. Audio was horrible... it was okay but eh... it was only okay... So yeah... so no school which means no gym class.. which is a whole other story I wont blog about! Back to Friday the 13th, I think it's allll a lie. I mean really, bad luck because of a day. Not for me, Day, not for me. But how about you? What are your views of Friday the 13th? Real or Fake???? Remember, the truth is ugly.. share it !!!!

Ode to Lost and Found Internet..

Soo, People-icans, I almost lost internet/phone/television, for a few days. And I thought BrightHouse had failed me. Sooooooooo I was going to have to make another parody for complaining about that company since I mad one for Verizon in the post.... Verizon, BrightHouse, and Cable.. OH MY!

FORTUNATELY, I came home today and it turned out the internet crashed randomly due to the fact the mighty chord of powerness got unplugged because someone thought it was the piano plug... but it wasnt.

Therefore this all adds up to the this little song...

I know youre working, I know youre there
You Crash whenever, and it aint fair
You are my tv.. you are my comp(computer =P)
And you reallly really reallly need to stop.

You say youre offline, oh stop playing
Your unconnected, what are you saying?!
Said theres an error and you crashed before my eyes
The screens now blank for an indefinite time

And I was like BrightHouse... BrightHouse... Brighthouse ... Brighthouse NOOOO
BrightHouse BrightHouse BrightHouse Ohhhh
BrightHouse BrightHouse BrightHouse Ohhhh
It turns out the computer was fineeeeee (fine)

*FAST FORWARD TO RAP PORTION ;D*

And in the unknown, somebody went and  pulled the plug
There was no backup pack, no secondary source
And it came undone!
It had the computer crazy
And the internet went down
And now all I see on my screen
is that globe with the X and the stuff crossed out.

It made my brain pound
And I freaked when I thought it was done!
Then that guy came and said
"Hey All You Had To Do Was Fix That Plug!"
And it was soo amazing, and and my minds still hazinggg?
And now my blog aint waiting
So I wont keep on sanging....


Yeahhhh, soo.... sanging... it sounded better with "waiting" then "singing" did. Wow, that was a semi decent improved song. Well, that was a party. So, to justify the song.... I dont reallly feel that way, but it sounds fun to me, and so I parody is like I want. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?! Nothing, People-icans, Nothing. So Yeahh, Brighthouse actually didnt fail. And they showed up at 8 in the morning to fix it the next day... sooo I can accept them, UNTIL THEY MESS UP! So they better fear that day, because I may just have to parody some "Friday" if they do!!

Remember, its only fun to make parodies if it's fun... And the Truth is Ugly.. SHARE IT!!

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If I Had a Genie - Part 10

Hello People-icans, yet another catch up round of ranting! Begin!

1) Seasons 2,3,5,6, and 7 of House.... Why? Because I only have season 1 and 4 and I need to watch the rest because I love it..... theres nothing else to say really.. but that's the truth. So what would happen? Super Mega House Marathon YEAH. Cause it's Fridayyy Fridayyy... something about being excited about the weekend. Yeahh anyways a bad combination of songs is the Friday Lyrics to the Justin Bieber song "Baby" I will admit though his one song "That should be me" was actually very good but that is irrelevant.

2) An air conditioner on the sun... Why? Because then we could control the hotness and coolness of the sun. And never be too hot or too cold again cause I'm burning up, burning up.... And not going to finish those lyrics. But seriously just imagine sending a giant ac and attaching it to the sun, it's heat proof of course, then a mechanical arm that can be controlled from earth would be used to turn the thermostat. It would be good... Then since it was my idea I'd have a personal remote to control it. So what would happen? A nice perfect weather where you could get tan but not super hot. And you could swim but the weather would be just right. And I mean that perfect amount of heat with the gentle breeze.... Which means we'd need a giant fan on the ozone! ANYWAYS, yeah perfect weather.

3)Wireless headphones... Why? Because I hate when I'm doing something and my earplugs keep falling out and I keep having to hold my iPod, with wireless ones, I could set my iPod in a safe place and not worry about ear phone wires and stuff. What would happen is I'd be happy... Thats about it.

So, favorite, share, enjoy! Comment about your 3 wishes in the box below... Remember, the truth is ugly.. Share it! Peace out People-icans!

Random Ranting

Soo People-icans, I have managed to forget to post once more, and so here I am with a build up of stuff to talk about. Fun......

So, I have an AP exam this Friday.. ew... and it's going to be boring. I am pretty confident but that is no reason to want to take an exam.. just saying. So yeah... not much to say about that.

So... what is there to really say... PE has been fun atleast... not doing anything at all, hanging out on the bleachers, wrecking havoc that nobody is aware of... good times. Which reminds me, wouldn't mind reading make life so much easier. I would soo appreciate it... with it, all those "I wonder what they are thinking" would go away. I hate those... no offense to all those thoughts out there that are kept to ones self, but you are quite frustrating and I don't like you. Mind reading would simplify all the drama and rumors, and the world would just be a happier place. And yeah.. other stuff.

Wow, I feel like I have nothing to say..... Oh yeah, my friend is leaving! She transferred here not to long ago and now shes leaving to transfer back. Lame Move... Lame Move. And shes like "Well you're never on facebook so I can't talk to you." That is a lie. I am always on facebook and if I am not my iPod beeps when a message comes on. Soo... that story is out cause somebody cried wolf. And by wolf I mean inaccurate excuse to lack of communication....

So, now for games.... I beat James Bond 007 a few days ago, it was a party. I did pretty good. Stealthfully venturing through places... Watching the best parts as cutscenes that I would have rather played, but hey... As long as I got my MP5, or whatever it was: I'm good.
So since I beat it it's being sent back to GameFly.... And I'm working on Dead Space.. WOOO. I have encountered one issue though, my remote keeps dying, and so I have to inch my way to a save station... Walk 5 feet -reconnect remote- and repeat. But besides Having Issac disembodied twice... I'm good. Forgive me Issac, for having you ripped apart. He's just lucky I got to a save station in time or else he'd be back in that medic center again and I can't guarantee I'd do as good a third time. Besides that though, I haven't lost any health. I was surprised..

Thats about it then.... Remember.. The truth is ugly, Share it!!!!

The Markers were a LIE!

Hello People-icans! So, this is a titled Rant, but it's actually not useful to anything whatsoever besides the fact I need to get it off my mind. Markers that come with those little felt coloring images are a lie. And you are probably thinking, "Ohh, then how are they a LIE?!" And all I have to say is..... the marker is skin color.. and it comes out orange! It's a epic dilemmea! I get this dang felt picture and it has these markers that...

1) Arent even able to be used with the picture .. Tinkerbell doesnt have red anywhere on her unless the picture was of her dead or something....

2) The colors are not what they appear.... YES Finally a beautiful pink marker.. aww it came out red. YAY, skin colored marker! Awww it comes out like tangerine. Thank you very much.

3) Where are 4 baby markers going to get me.... even if they do work properly you literally end up going like this..

    This is nice... what a lovely picture - color an inch worth of skin - marker is dead... no more ink and you have to go  find a SIMILAR marker.. and you color with it and nothing matches now.. theres all this decent skin colored marker then a patch of that one dead marker color and you HATE IT!

So, People-icans... two words, unless you write it together... colored pencils. Thats how I roll, colored pencils and crayons.... you dont get colored pencils that aren't what they say or crayons that aren't what they say... you get what the dang wrapper says. If your crayon says dark brown.. we are not dealing with mocha! If it says sunshine yellow.. it looks like the sun if it didnt blind you when you look at it. Thank you crayons and colored pencils, for being what you are. Honest creations.

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If I Had a Genie - Part 9

Hello People-icans!Well, I managed to forget to post daily, and so now in a rush posting I will do... like 5 posts MAYBE. Maybe a Random Rant... who knows. Anyways, so here are 3 wishes!

1) A Turret from Portal 2... Why? Because they are so freaking adorable and cute. I love when they say "Are you still there" When you aren't in their eye-sight. My friend who is OBSESSED with the game, was like "That's stupid... they shoot anything they see.." Hellloooooo, Bullet Proof Muzzle! I mean seriously, it's not that hard to solve THAT problem is it. But Yeah, they are cute they would be like my pet because they are beastly. I dont care what anyone says. SO yeah, what would happen? Well, you would hear a talking turret then hear gunshots cause it would be shooting its bulletproof muzzle.

2) Super beast powers like from I Am Number Four... Why? Because that is the coolest freaking thing ever. Fire-proofness..... telekinesis... other stuff that hasn't been introduced really since the movie was vague and very " HEY I HAVE A SEQUEL" like. So what would happen? Let's just say I Am Number Ten... haha, thats a joke.. cause in the movie there are nine of them with powers... and If I had them... Ten.. Yep.

3) A Portal maker thingy... I kind of got the idea from my friend since he wouldnt be quiet about it, but it is a good idea. Only thing that sounds weird is his idea of an infinite loop portal. Yeah, I think I will pass!  It would be fun though, to shoot portals to travel, I would definetely put a portal on the ground and then one inside a church, and step into the one outside the church and appear in front of the church congregation, just to see what would occur. Something about that sounds fun. What would happen? Lots of things.

SO I am going to not tell you to rate or share because it takes too long to type. So just assume you should ;D Remember the truth is ugly, share it. Peace out People-icans.