Bad Show( Love Story Parody)

I was real bored, when I first saw you

I close my eyes, and the nightmare starts

I’m sitting there

In the living rooms comfy chair

See the soaps

See the movies, the kid shows

See your name, I’ll give it a go

I hit select, didn’t even guess

That u were a bad show, u were melting brain cells.

But the info said that you had gotten all five stars.

And I was banging on the tv

Hoping that you’d go off

And I screamed.



Oh no, why would they put this on my tv screen

This shows no good, id rather watch spike tv

Your plot line stinks and I just cant watch this

It’s a bad show, and im real depressed.



So I decide that I will change the channel

Hopefully, something better is on

So I hit ‘guide’

But the remote control has no life(batteries)



Cause you were a bad show, and I was slowly fading

And there just wasn’t no batteries anywhere

But you were getting a lot worse

I was hoping that you’d go off

And I screamed

Oh no, why would they put this on my tv screen

This shows no good, id rather watch spike tv

Your plot line stinks and I just cant watch this

It’s a bad show, and im real depressed.



Come on, please, Remote. I really need your help right now.

I know it’s difficult, but this show kills

Don’t be a noob, please let me hit select cause

It’s a bad show and Im really depressed.

Oh Oh

I got tired of listening

Wondering if ur plot would ever improve

My intellect went missing

When I knew just what I needed to do And I said

Time out while I go and get my new baseball bat

Cause the remotes gone and i am really sad

I’ll hit the screen and the picture will fade soon

I fall to the ground and give a loud whoop

Thank you the show is gone

I’ll never hit select again

I’ll be more careful, when channel surfing

I may be in trouble soon, but its okay

It’s a bad show and this bat saved the day

OHHH OOHHH

Ohhh OH

Cause I was real bored… when I first saw you

Ranting about my Friends

Soooo, People-icans, I've forgotten to post over the last like week or more... but I am now back and school is almost out... Which means that it is time to suck the fun out of the last few days! Then reiterate them through dramatically enhanced (not really) posts! And so it shall begin as I attempt to recall past events with intense clarity. Well, probably the first thing I can remember the most is the day before yesterday. And the extreme metaphor I created. It goes as follows! Life is like a box with shape spots... people in your life are like the shapes that fill those spots. But when those spots are empty, the oceans of all life slosh into the box of your life and sink the box.... As it turns out this originally made no sense. One of my friends was walking by and promptly yelled out: "What are you talking about 0_0!?" And so I explained... Afterwards she was impressed and went about labeling her box of life. She loved the idea in the end because it made uber sense ;D And now to hop back through time, again! So before this happened, I've learned that my one guy friend is awesome. He is the most adorable thing ever. Anywho, so he says we are best friends (I never thought he thought that but whatever, that is cool!) and he always does my dirty- work (if that’s what it is..) Cause their is this one kid in my AP class, who is so freaking annoying, like annoying to the point that I want to just duct tape his head. So this GUY, had this idea that because my book had a girl on the cover it was a sexual book (Stupid) and I was getting annoyed.. annoyed annoyed. Thankfully, my friend sits behind him and stopped him. He really is awesome though, he can be my best friend whenever he wants ^_^ Plus he is super nice and funny, so that’s always good. Moving on, maybe backwards but I don’t remember the order of events. So now I have my 2 other friends, and they are completely obsessed with games and games... and games. Uber nerds, they are ;D Anyways, I don’t mind it cause it is funny. So the first friend is this super tall, funny guy... who really hates that I haven’t seen Star Wars. But who cares! A couple of days ago the other friend, who is really obsessed with games but quotes them much more often and gets addicted a lot easier, wasn’t wanting to do his work because he kept talking (That sounds like him...). But, we ( tall other friend and I xD ) Decided to shun him... well, actually, my taller friend decided he would put his hand in the other guys face and continue conversation with me (even though the supposedly shunned friend kept talking) It was quite the predicament, but it was worth it. I think that was also the day that I looked at their... gaming book or something, it had tons of stuff you could buy based off games. I wont lie, some of the shirts and stuff were really cool. And the Arcade style iPad rack, that was beastly; I thought it was a game at first! Umm, what else happened that I remember. Um.... Um.... My other friend who is like a dolled up cowgirl likes this guy.... soooo she wont do anything even though its OBVIOUS he likes her too. But that’s just the exposition for the situation. For whatever reason, after spending time around me, some of my friends start to hear me as their subconscious.. ha-ha... and because of this, they have heard some weird things. Like Dolled up cowgirl, she apparently heard this in her mind after a certain situation: Go Get them boots and claim them as your own!!!... And that probably seems semi normal, but we aren’t talking about real shoes! Soo... my other friend who has extremely.. interesting earrings ( JK, Strawberries and whatever are cool) , is pretty weird, in the good way, I think. We always get breakfast in the morning and sit and talk... and it has some awkward outcomes, like one day.. I decided to perform a monologue in the hall. And not the normal monologue that’s subtle, but an extremely loud and boisterous monologue. From Starship Performed by the StarKid Cast... Check it out on YouTube! Woot, advertising xD But yeah, I was performing an monologue but it required a Spanish accent and stabbing someone, but I used the air so its okay. I guess that all her laughter was partly at me, but mostly because that behind me a ton of strangers were watching. I cant help it, that’s what we do. We also talk about Tobuscus (YouTube!) and stuff.. that doesn’t really make sense, like how the one lone plug in the hallway would probably control the power of the school (But it would be cool of it did) And stuff like that. Do I have anymore priceless friend moments..... Yes I do, my PE buddy... Exasperated Sigh, that’s a party. So we sit in PE and we also have some stupid moments.... Stupid. Moments. Like Musical Mondays, we walked around the gym having a sing off on who could make the best song up on the spot about the other persons personal details (crushes, ect) and it was really fun, but I’m the champ because I live to sing songs that don’t exist. I think I have enough, but I am making this a blog series... As of NOW.

So People-icans, do you have any crazy friend stories, post a response in the comments BELOW! Share/Like/Favorite/Hype and Follow. Remember.... the truth is ugly, SHARE IT! Peace out People-icans!

"Zombie"- A Rebecca Black Parody

Okay, People-icans, Im about to do a parody for "Friday" sooo prepare yourselves. This is a full length parody, so here goes!

The following and any other parodies are property of the owner of this blog(ME) and should not be recreated for any other person besides self enjoyment. Gracias!

Apocalypse, gotta run from the zombies
Gotta be quick, better barracade the stairs.
Gotta have my gun, gotta have some ammo
Screaming everything, the night has come.
Rushing on n on, everybodys zombies.
Gotta get down to the safety spot, stop
gotta shoot my friend, oh no he's been bittttt

 He's Bleeding on his left leg,
Now hes coming for me
Gotta take my shot now
which limb should I hitttttt

Zombies, Zombies
Double-tap all the zombies
Everybodys trying'n get out of the city, city
Zombies, Zombies
Head shot all the zombies
everybodys hoping they aint been bit.

Zombie Land, Zombie Land YEAH!
Zombie Land, Zombie Land YEAH
Run, Run, Run, Run
Hoping I aint bit.

Middle of the night, sneaking down the highway
Creeping real quick, dont wanna get caught
Run, run, cant stop now.
Know what that is
He got bit, she got bit
Grenade on the right side
She got bit, he got bit
Now their dead!

 Their Bleeding on their left leg,
Now their coming for me me
Gotta take a shot now
Which limb should I hit?

Zombies, Zombies
Double-tap all the zombies
Everybodys trying'n get of the city, city
Zombies, Zombies
Head shot all the zombies
everybodys hoping they aint been bit.
Zombie Land, Zombie Land YEAH!
Zombie Land, Zombie Land YEAH
Run, Run, Run, Run
Hoping I aint been bit.


Yesterday was running, running
Today i-is resting, resting (Wooo)
WE- WE-WE So infected
We so infected
We gonna be dead today...

Tomorrow is safety
And ambush comes after...wards
I want this attack to end

(RAP)
Z-L Zombie Land
So bleeding in my leg(bleeding in my left leg)
Double tap(double tap)
Im running shooting(yeah, yeah)
grenades,  MP5
with a zombie at my side(WOAH) 11
(Oh no) Up ahead theres a barricade blocking me
Makes slip slide, duck, glide, wanna scream
Check my gun, its empty, ive been bit
We gonna be dead, cmon, cmon, yall


Zombies, Zombies
Double-tap all the zombies
Everybodys getting out of the city, city
Zombies, Zombies
Head shot all the zombies
everybodys hoping they aint been bit.


Zombie Land, Zombie Land YEAH!
Zombie Land, Zombie Land YEAH
Run, Run, Run, Run
Hoping I aint been bit.

Zombies, Zombies
Double-tap all the zombies
Everybodys getting out of the city, city
Zombies, Zombies
Head shot all the zombies
everybodys hoping they aint been bit.



Zombie Land, Zombie Land YEAH!
Zombie Land, Zombie Land YEAH
Run, Run, Run, Run
Hoping I aint been bit.

End of the World Pacers!!??

Hey People-icans, I figured that I needed to post my newest partial parody just so I can get it done.... Ya know, before the world ENDS THIS SATURDAY! Haha, but seriously, that's what people are saying... And the funny thing is an atheist group is offering to stay behind when this happens.... To watch.... Pets! All for the decent price of 135 per person. And guess what, they already have like 12,000 dollars I think... That's ridiculous. Sure it will happen one day, but Jesus DID say it would be out of the blue. I don't think he whispered into that guys ear his secrets. But, whatever, if it happens, it happens. But before I get into the story behind the parody. This could be a good motivation for people to get together.... Weeew! Anyways, so today in gym... Pacers. And I didn't feel like pacers, so I decided I wanted to dim my aggravation by singing free style. And it did and this is what happened.

Heading down to PE,
but I know it won't be fun...
Cause we're doing pacers
And you know that runnings dumb.
I wish I had a sprained knee.
Or my left leg was bum....
But there ain't an excuse so I guess I gotta run
Because it's too late.......

 It's too late I gotta run...... Pacers!!!!
I said it's too late I gotta run..... Pacers!!!!!
It's too late......


And I'm hoping to finish the song like tomorrow or Friday, but I actually have other stuff to work on so if anything I will try and do it during lunch... But yeah... So peace out people-icans! Like/Favorite/Share/Follow! Remember the truth is ugly... Share it! Peace out!

Random Ranting- Bouncy Houses in SPACCCEEE.

What's up People-icans!!! So earlier I didn't have much to say cause I couldn't think of anything but all of a sudden I realized I didn't post yesterday and stuff happened I wanted to repeat. And so I shall.

Firstly, I need to stop reenacting videogames in the lunch line because one day someones going to confront me about it. Honestly my actions were inevitable.... The lunch line DID feel like Dead Space. For a second I thought I was boarding the Ishimura... But come on, seriously, it was a dimly lit space with flickering lights... I had to make the reference!!!!  So now for what I actually did-- entering the little doorway into the line, I pretended I had a plasma rifle or whatever it is, and I mimed like I was... Loading it or whatever guys call it. Anywho, so I boldly called out, "Alright team! We are faced with an unknown, hostile enemy! Set your rigs with glitch code 2647 to enable invincibility!" The guy in front of me started looking around with a look that clearly said "WHAT THE HECK!?!" and I can understand where he was coming from.

Now fast forwarding to lunch of today. My friend is under the impression she will never need anyone, and so I kindly stated, "But when you do, I'm here." She insisted that would never happen. I disagreed using this... "analogy": you may be a brick wall but if a bulldozer comes and knocks the heck out of you, I will be the bouncy house to help ya out. And not those cheap bouncy houses, but the cool ones. Like if there was a Cribs(TM) for bouncy houses, my bouncy house would be on it. I'd be rocking the little obstacle course, even a bouncy fridge. 'Can your bouncy house have a bouncy house fridge to occupy the food while it isn't being eaten NO!!'" Overall, I went into a giant discussion about a useless topic. But it was fun.

So, that's about it people-icans! Remember, the truth is ugly... Share it.

Random Ranting

Heyyy People-icans, so today was.. Tuesday! Wow, anyways.... so today was pretty boring.... AND I learned I have to do pacers tomorrow. I hate pacers.. its not really doing the pacers... its HAVING to do the pacers. If we were asked nicely I may be more okay but being forced makes me not want to. So that will stink. On the other hand, I got my final exam for AP... And its an easy peasy research project, which I will do good on! I got my LDC and my MDC and I'm about to set them to battle for the death! I reallly have nothing to say... hmmm, I think after this I'm going to watch a movie, which I dont know. BUT, I do know this: Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides comes out Friday, It would be cool to go but I won't. But I can't way to see it. It shall be AWESOMEEEEEEE! There's another movie I need to see.... but I forget. So yeah....... this is awkward. Well... I am just going to go... watch my movie then. And think of something to say in another post.... So, yeah, PEACE OUT PEOPLE-ICANS!!!!!

Dead Space Adventures!!!!

Sooooo it is Sunday, People-icans! Which means tomorrow is Monday and I gotta wake up at 6 in the morning.... and I almost.. ALMOST started an improved "Friday" parody. Another time, another time. Anyways, so today I woke up and did some work, then played some Dead Space. It was a good old time... upgraded Issac's suit.... beat a boss..... got to a new chapter. Good old demon infested ship fun. So yeah, I actually was going to play for a while, but I got bored and the last thing I did was go on a air trolley thingy and when it parked on the other side... there were freaking demons running at me.. and OF COURSE, the doors to my little safety pod opened. So, I did the logical thing... I started shooting pulse rounds like no other  and screaming "I DONT WANNA DIE.. NOOOO JEEESSSUSSSS." And eventually they all dropped dead and I was like "Alright.. Alright, moving on" SO I freaking turned on the fuel thingy with kinesis... and it was like "Work in progress" So I chilled, reloaded my guns.. and then I found a save station, saved, and quit. BUT, that was near the end of my experience. Soo before all of that, I was...I was...... Oh yeah, I was at a different save station and I had to walk into this room and pull a thingy over to stand on it... then a demon popped out of a AC blade wall hole and I shot it lol. Ummm, then I got on the elevator... and a demon came out from the roof vent, and I shot it down. THEN the elevator went down and I went through this other door, it was fun. UNTIL, I saw it was all bloody and I was like "Dannnng, someone needs to febreeze up this place or something... They really need a swiffer or some cleaning tool." It was weird though, because this place had the flickering lights, the bodies everywhere. And I knew that if I could kinesis them to me they were dead. I assumed SOMETHING would turn up alive, but no.. they were all actually dead(I had a pile of kinesis'd bodies to prove it) ANYWHO, so yeah... I turned the power on with a giant battery. And this battery must be what the Energizer Bunny is on, cause it was huge. I then left the room into another room with a person who killed themselves, ew, and so yeahh. This next room ticked me off. By the way, I probably skipped over alot of rooms... all the stuff just blurs together for me ;D.So yeahh, this next room was empty... until I walked in. Then some giant monster came and did something to a dead body on the ground. First off, ew. Second, it shot through the freaking glass window at me and attacked Issac's face. I HAD ONE BAR OF HEALTH LEFT!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW THAT FEELS!!!??? And I still managed to shoot the thing down, I think it was maybe a boss but yeah, it was ugly. So I won, and I realized I had like 5 health packs in my inventory. All healed up, I left. So yeah..... then I shot some insect demons... and some more things probably, but ehhhhh. I cant remember everything in chronological order. So yeah, I think I may make new blog things about game experiences or something. That could be interesting. But, you are my People-icans, so what do you think? Should a make a blog series about games?? Well, I might. So, thats settled. I do like your opinion though, People-icans, but since there isnt really any of you out there that I know of at the moment. Since apparently the most popular blogs include an extremely weird picture and a one sentence  phrase or a paragraph of really weird things.. stuff like what I write about ( NOTHING =D) dont get seen. But who cares, I like to read what I write and wonder "What the heckkk was I thinking???" Sooo, Share/Hype/Favorite/Share, Follow and Enjoy. Remember the truth is ugly.. share it! Before you are attacked by insect demons! Peace out People-icans!

STUPID GOOGLE!!

Okay, People-icans, so I was looking up something for an assignment. And dang gone it, I swear.... First off, I found this picture before right away. I put in the same thing this time and SOO MUCH IRRELEVANT STUFF popped up. It took a while but I found the dang picture. That lucky freaking internet searcher thingy. Besides that I don't have much else to say about google. Sooo, Peace out People-icans!

If I Had A Genie - Part 11

Soo, People-icans, here we are. I started this post yesterday but I didn't feel like finishing! So it's now tomorrow.... Anywho, let the wishing begin!

1)Dexter season 6 early copy.... WHY?!?! Because Dexter is the most epic show ever created and I saw a season 6 teaser trailer and it left me in an "awww dang!" moment, because it was THAT INTENSE. As far as I know Showtime signed a contract for atleast two more seasons BUT STILL! So yes, a pre- released just for me and my family copy... What would happen?! My friends and this blog would hear alot of rage posting and speaking!!

2) Warm rain... Why? Because I hate how when it rains and you're in the rain... the rain is super cold. If it has to rain and ruin stuff (on some occassions) can it at least be warm rain like warm shower water!!! I like rain and all but only in retrospect, it sounds nice but it's cold.... What would happen? Well, you could shower in the rain if you wanted but that would be weird. But really, I wouldn't be annoyed with walking in the rain anymore. I like rain, but it is fun to experience rain under the cover of something.

3) James Bond smartphone... Why? I played James Bond: Bloodstone, I saw what that phone could do, okay! It reveals people, scans stuff, hijacks systems... That's a cool phone, I bet it could shoot lasers if it wanted too. What would happen? I'd always have my James Bond smartphone out........ And I'd probably find a hacker and interfere with their stuff to show them what karma feels like. I've never been hacked but just imagine a hacker's face when he gets hacked and can't seem to fix it. Fun!

So those are my 3 wishes! Leave a response in the comments below as to what your 3 wishes are!
Like/favorite/hype/share this post, follow and enjoy! Remember the truth is ugly(unless giving a radical transformation..)So share it!

Peace out, People-icans!!

Friday the 13th

Soo People-icans, it is Friday the 13th. Has anyone walked under a ladder or you know, gotten attacked by Jason. If you have.... then you are on the badluck end of the spectrum. I, on the other hand, had an exam. An exam so secret, so confidential... that if I say anything besides it was an exam... I will be doomed. We were told not to speak about the stuff for 48 hours for one part, and never for the other part. It was pretty tempting. But since this is the WorldWideWeb.. It was an exam. Thats all you can know, People-icans, I am sorry. So besides that, I got to leave school early and now I'm doing nothing. It's actually quiet boring. I don't even know what to blog about. I saw Grease last night at my school. Audio was horrible... it was okay but eh... it was only okay... So yeah... so no school which means no gym class.. which is a whole other story I wont blog about! Back to Friday the 13th, I think it's allll a lie. I mean really, bad luck because of a day. Not for me, Day, not for me. But how about you? What are your views of Friday the 13th? Real or Fake???? Remember, the truth is ugly.. share it !!!!

Ode to Lost and Found Internet..

Soo, People-icans, I almost lost internet/phone/television, for a few days. And I thought BrightHouse had failed me. Sooooooooo I was going to have to make another parody for complaining about that company since I mad one for Verizon in the post.... Verizon, BrightHouse, and Cable.. OH MY!

FORTUNATELY, I came home today and it turned out the internet crashed randomly due to the fact the mighty chord of powerness got unplugged because someone thought it was the piano plug... but it wasnt.

Therefore this all adds up to the this little song...

I know youre working, I know youre there
You Crash whenever, and it aint fair
You are my tv.. you are my comp(computer =P)
And you reallly really reallly need to stop.

You say youre offline, oh stop playing
Your unconnected, what are you saying?!
Said theres an error and you crashed before my eyes
The screens now blank for an indefinite time

And I was like BrightHouse... BrightHouse... Brighthouse ... Brighthouse NOOOO
BrightHouse BrightHouse BrightHouse Ohhhh
BrightHouse BrightHouse BrightHouse Ohhhh
It turns out the computer was fineeeeee (fine)

*FAST FORWARD TO RAP PORTION ;D*

And in the unknown, somebody went and  pulled the plug
There was no backup pack, no secondary source
And it came undone!
It had the computer crazy
And the internet went down
And now all I see on my screen
is that globe with the X and the stuff crossed out.

It made my brain pound
And I freaked when I thought it was done!
Then that guy came and said
"Hey All You Had To Do Was Fix That Plug!"
And it was soo amazing, and and my minds still hazinggg?
And now my blog aint waiting
So I wont keep on sanging....


Yeahhhh, soo.... sanging... it sounded better with "waiting" then "singing" did. Wow, that was a semi decent improved song. Well, that was a party. So, to justify the song.... I dont reallly feel that way, but it sounds fun to me, and so I parody is like I want. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?! Nothing, People-icans, Nothing. So Yeahh, Brighthouse actually didnt fail. And they showed up at 8 in the morning to fix it the next day... sooo I can accept them, UNTIL THEY MESS UP! So they better fear that day, because I may just have to parody some "Friday" if they do!!

Remember, its only fun to make parodies if it's fun... And the Truth is Ugly.. SHARE IT!!

Like/Favorite/Hype, Share to your social network using the links below... Follow! And Enjoy. Peace out People-icans!

If I Had a Genie - Part 10

Hello People-icans, yet another catch up round of ranting! Begin!

1) Seasons 2,3,5,6, and 7 of House.... Why? Because I only have season 1 and 4 and I need to watch the rest because I love it..... theres nothing else to say really.. but that's the truth. So what would happen? Super Mega House Marathon YEAH. Cause it's Fridayyy Fridayyy... something about being excited about the weekend. Yeahh anyways a bad combination of songs is the Friday Lyrics to the Justin Bieber song "Baby" I will admit though his one song "That should be me" was actually very good but that is irrelevant.

2) An air conditioner on the sun... Why? Because then we could control the hotness and coolness of the sun. And never be too hot or too cold again cause I'm burning up, burning up.... And not going to finish those lyrics. But seriously just imagine sending a giant ac and attaching it to the sun, it's heat proof of course, then a mechanical arm that can be controlled from earth would be used to turn the thermostat. It would be good... Then since it was my idea I'd have a personal remote to control it. So what would happen? A nice perfect weather where you could get tan but not super hot. And you could swim but the weather would be just right. And I mean that perfect amount of heat with the gentle breeze.... Which means we'd need a giant fan on the ozone! ANYWAYS, yeah perfect weather.

3)Wireless headphones... Why? Because I hate when I'm doing something and my earplugs keep falling out and I keep having to hold my iPod, with wireless ones, I could set my iPod in a safe place and not worry about ear phone wires and stuff. What would happen is I'd be happy... Thats about it.

So, favorite, share, enjoy! Comment about your 3 wishes in the box below... Remember, the truth is ugly.. Share it! Peace out People-icans!

Random Ranting

Soo People-icans, I have managed to forget to post once more, and so here I am with a build up of stuff to talk about. Fun......

So, I have an AP exam this Friday.. ew... and it's going to be boring. I am pretty confident but that is no reason to want to take an exam.. just saying. So yeah... not much to say about that.

So... what is there to really say... PE has been fun atleast... not doing anything at all, hanging out on the bleachers, wrecking havoc that nobody is aware of... good times. Which reminds me, wouldn't mind reading make life so much easier. I would soo appreciate it... with it, all those "I wonder what they are thinking" would go away. I hate those... no offense to all those thoughts out there that are kept to ones self, but you are quite frustrating and I don't like you. Mind reading would simplify all the drama and rumors, and the world would just be a happier place. And yeah.. other stuff.

Wow, I feel like I have nothing to say..... Oh yeah, my friend is leaving! She transferred here not to long ago and now shes leaving to transfer back. Lame Move... Lame Move. And shes like "Well you're never on facebook so I can't talk to you." That is a lie. I am always on facebook and if I am not my iPod beeps when a message comes on. Soo... that story is out cause somebody cried wolf. And by wolf I mean inaccurate excuse to lack of communication....

So, now for games.... I beat James Bond 007 a few days ago, it was a party. I did pretty good. Stealthfully venturing through places... Watching the best parts as cutscenes that I would have rather played, but hey... As long as I got my MP5, or whatever it was: I'm good.
So since I beat it it's being sent back to GameFly.... And I'm working on Dead Space.. WOOO. I have encountered one issue though, my remote keeps dying, and so I have to inch my way to a save station... Walk 5 feet -reconnect remote- and repeat. But besides Having Issac disembodied twice... I'm good. Forgive me Issac, for having you ripped apart. He's just lucky I got to a save station in time or else he'd be back in that medic center again and I can't guarantee I'd do as good a third time. Besides that though, I haven't lost any health. I was surprised..

Thats about it then.... Remember.. The truth is ugly, Share it!!!!

The Markers were a LIE!

Hello People-icans! So, this is a titled Rant, but it's actually not useful to anything whatsoever besides the fact I need to get it off my mind. Markers that come with those little felt coloring images are a lie. And you are probably thinking, "Ohh, then how are they a LIE?!" And all I have to say is..... the marker is skin color.. and it comes out orange! It's a epic dilemmea! I get this dang felt picture and it has these markers that...

1) Arent even able to be used with the picture .. Tinkerbell doesnt have red anywhere on her unless the picture was of her dead or something....

2) The colors are not what they appear.... YES Finally a beautiful pink marker.. aww it came out red. YAY, skin colored marker! Awww it comes out like tangerine. Thank you very much.

3) Where are 4 baby markers going to get me.... even if they do work properly you literally end up going like this..

    This is nice... what a lovely picture - color an inch worth of skin - marker is dead... no more ink and you have to go  find a SIMILAR marker.. and you color with it and nothing matches now.. theres all this decent skin colored marker then a patch of that one dead marker color and you HATE IT!

So, People-icans... two words, unless you write it together... colored pencils. Thats how I roll, colored pencils and crayons.... you dont get colored pencils that aren't what they say or crayons that aren't what they say... you get what the dang wrapper says. If your crayon says dark brown.. we are not dealing with mocha! If it says sunshine yellow.. it looks like the sun if it didnt blind you when you look at it. Thank you crayons and colored pencils, for being what you are. Honest creations.

Remember, the truth is ugly... SHARE IT!

If I Had a Genie - Part 9

Hello People-icans!Well, I managed to forget to post daily, and so now in a rush posting I will do... like 5 posts MAYBE. Maybe a Random Rant... who knows. Anyways, so here are 3 wishes!

1) A Turret from Portal 2... Why? Because they are so freaking adorable and cute. I love when they say "Are you still there" When you aren't in their eye-sight. My friend who is OBSESSED with the game, was like "That's stupid... they shoot anything they see.." Hellloooooo, Bullet Proof Muzzle! I mean seriously, it's not that hard to solve THAT problem is it. But Yeah, they are cute they would be like my pet because they are beastly. I dont care what anyone says. SO yeah, what would happen? Well, you would hear a talking turret then hear gunshots cause it would be shooting its bulletproof muzzle.

2) Super beast powers like from I Am Number Four... Why? Because that is the coolest freaking thing ever. Fire-proofness..... telekinesis... other stuff that hasn't been introduced really since the movie was vague and very " HEY I HAVE A SEQUEL" like. So what would happen? Let's just say I Am Number Ten... haha, thats a joke.. cause in the movie there are nine of them with powers... and If I had them... Ten.. Yep.

3) A Portal maker thingy... I kind of got the idea from my friend since he wouldnt be quiet about it, but it is a good idea. Only thing that sounds weird is his idea of an infinite loop portal. Yeah, I think I will pass!  It would be fun though, to shoot portals to travel, I would definetely put a portal on the ground and then one inside a church, and step into the one outside the church and appear in front of the church congregation, just to see what would occur. Something about that sounds fun. What would happen? Lots of things.

SO I am going to not tell you to rate or share because it takes too long to type. So just assume you should ;D Remember the truth is ugly, share it. Peace out People-icans.

If I Had a Genie - Part 8

Hello to all my people-icans who may or may not exist... It is now part 8 of this rant. And that was a grammatical error because you should never ever not spell out numbers. But I did. I'm a rebel. Anywho, so another set of wishes. I won't lie it will start to get challenging when my mind runs out of stuff to wish for. So if the wishes get weird, yep that's my mind running out of things! Let us begin!

1) That the ocean could be a giant vastness of pool water with only dolphins..... Why? Because I don't like swimming in the ocean with unknown creations. And I hate the feeling of the wet sand between my feet. Hence the reason I wear my flip flops in the ocean. Yep, I do. It's just that I don't like the ocean. Sure it's pretty in  3rd person.. as you stand up in the sand.. but then you go walk in it... and feel that awkward feeling. And I always assume that awkward feeling is a stingray... Ugh, but yeah. If the ocean was a giant pool without sand and only dolphins, I would be happy. But no the ocean is a giant vast water of salty-ness... that disgusts me.... and there are sharks and jellyfishes(intentional error haha) and I don't like that. Or the seaweed. So to repeat myself, we need the ocean to be a giant freaking pool with only dolphins and  power generated waves. So what would happen? I wouldn't have to wear flip flops in the ocean, and I would swim in the ocean more...

2) A magical library that has every single book I could want when I want it, and not like me going and getting it, but it just appearing on the shelf like a little leafed ninja.... Why? So I would never have to wait for a book again or save money to afford the books again. And because of this magical library, I would be super happy and would always have something to read. So what would happen? I would probably read continously but I would run out fast... and I would have to wait to become aware of any new books to have them magically appear... Aw.

3) A cuppy(cow-puppy)... Why? Because I can. And by cow-puppy I mean a little puppy, with spots like cows.... and a cowbell... and....  nothing else. It's probably similar to a dalmation, but more cow-like with its spots. Plus, cuppy sounds more interesting that dalmation.. I mean really.. "I have a dalmation!".. Bleh. "I have a cuppy! ^_^"...YAY! So yeah... What would happen? Well I would parade through town chanting.. FISHY FISHY FISHY FISHY FISHY, CUPPY CUPPY CUPPY CUPPY. As a sidenote this all began when my Phillipian (Filipino, but I got confused and called her that by accident, and it stuck ;D) friend was playing a asian game and it had this bird.. but it looked like a fish. So I began to repeatedly chant FISHY FISHY FISHY FISHY.... THEN, A dalmation appeared, and I started saying "cow-puppy" which got morphed into cuppy... and so it began.

And those are my wishes, if you have any entertaining ( or non entertaining) wishes, POST IN THE COMMENTS BELOW! Like/Favorite/Hype this post, share it on your social website, follow/subscribe, and enjoy. Remember, cuppies are not fishes and the truth is ugly,  so share it! Peace out People-icans!

Random Ranting

Greetings People-icans! So, Spring Break has been in progress... So far its been boring. But, whatever. At the moment I am in the progress of doing homework, yay! But seriously, 4 crosswords with big vocabulary..... 4 question sheets on To Kill a Mockingbird....  25 reading log entries... 4 projects that fortunately are not due for like another month... Work work work! What happened to the days when break meant a week of no work. Well, let's just say that left the building when I left elementary... Good times, I really miss nap time, and centers... I never liked them back then, but I wish I had. I could use some nap times in High School. But, unfortunately, we are too busy alll the time. However, you gotta do what you gotta do. Like finishing the questions for To Kill a Mockingbird, I paused in typing this post to finish them. And I did! All I have left is the reading logs and the.. crosswords. Which are probably the most annoying, but eh. So since this is a rant, I need to find a better topic. Like possums. Anyways, last night my dog ran back behind our house and was barking madly into a hole. So, we were curious as to what it was. And whatever it was, growled like a rabid dog. But, it wasn't. It was a possusm, which was about the size of my cocker spaniel. It was also said that it probably weighed 10 pounds. So yeah, for one, I didnt know possums growled. Second, I thought they played dead when threatened =(.  Third, Ice Age and other movies always show possums as skinny. And finally, what happened to possums hanging in trees by their tails? Since when do they live in little underground caves they dug? Obviously television has lied. So Dear Ice Age, Over the Hedge, and other movies with possums... Thank you for lying to the world. With much sadness, Me. So Yeah... THAT was interesting. Another annoying creature: Mosquitos. Oh my Jesus, I probably stood outside for like 5 minutes to see my puppy. And in that process I was attacked by mosquitos and they left welts on my arms and legs. And they ITCHED!! Those bugs need to take their disease carrying needle mouths somewhere else, particularly the ocean where they will die and not bother anyone. Or the sun, thats acceptable. But really, it itched, badly. I had to go swimming at like 11 at night to stop the itching. And it worked. So next time you get bit by mosquitos go soak in some kind of water, because it takes the bites away. Huzah! And Finally since I didn't rant on Easter. I didnt get to be an egg ninja... Yep, sad I know. But thats because we went to an easter egg hunt at church instead... and there were too many little kids and the eggs were literally in a pile in the middle of a field. That was the majoity... a few were scattered in trees and inside water drains and pipes. I didn't hunt eggs though, because that would have been unfair to the children. I am like a twilight vampire when it comes to eggs... yep...  I sparkle. JUST KIDDING! But yeah, no egg hunts. I did take a gazillion lollipops though, they were mini swirly ones like you can get that are impossible to eat cause they are ginormous. But MINI! And delicious. They got them for the kids, but hey... they didn't want them. So, I decided to save whoever got them the agony of knowing that a gazillion lollipops remained, so I took em. And I have them in my candy stash. And I am slowly eating them all! Besides those pretty unrelated and random topics, I have nothing else to say... in this post. I have to save some for the other posts I need to do. Which reminds me, I need another blog series. But what? Maybe a series on brilliant ideas of the day.. eh.... or on..... the most idotic thing that has happened.... eh... I dont know, but I will think of something. OR My people-icans can help me out... So if you have an idea on a blog series that would appeal to me, post in the comments below. Remember, no idea is a stupid idea unless it is... and the truth is ugly, so SHARE IT! Peace out people-icans. Follllllowwwww or Subscribe.. .. or whatever the internet is calling it these days.. PEACE!

If I Had a Genie - Part 7

Here we are again... not on time but eventually we have reached this point. Part Seven... thats almost as fun as part shfifty five will be... yep... Which makes me SO wanna post that video when I get there.. IF I get there... Eh I have to at least go that high now just for that video. It has been decided! Anyways.. greetings people-icans... may the wishes begin!

1) A baby seal... why? Because I just saw a movie with a baby seal.. and it was adorable and cute.. I mean come on? They are always adorable when you see them.. the original mickey mouse cartoon had a cute seal..... everything has cute seals... Unless they make "Attack of the Killer Seal, I want one.... So, what would happen? Well we would become best friends and he would be like a seal.. that acted like a doggie ( cause thats always how they are portrayed I think) and we would just p-a-r-t-y. Yep....

2) Tweety the bird from Looney Toons... Why? I love her...him...it? I think Tweety is a girl... Dang it. Anyways, I love its voice. Is it a lisp? I believe it is... and lisps are awesome. I love talking with a lisp, because I can. It's just fun.... Anyways, what would happen? Well, I would definetely secretly wish for the cat to go along with it on another post so we can film our own episodes!

3) Spongebob!!!... Why? Because I would always have a dose of happiness with me to make me laugh. I would attach him to a water machine and take him everywhere. And by water machine I mean snowglobe with non -electrical voice projectors. Yep, we'd have fun times..... Anyways, what would happen? If you hear spontaneous laughter from my purse... that is why...

So those are my wishes. If you have any wishes post them in the comments below. Favorite/like/rate this post, share it on your social website, and enjoy! Remember, the truth is ugly.. Share it! Peace out, People-icans!

If I Had a Genie - Part 5 and 6

Alright people-icans, since I fell slightly behind, I shall mush together 6 wishes into one blog! Yep, I went there. Anyways, let us begin!

1) Telepathic puppy... Why? Because I would always get to know what my puppies are thinking! You are probably thinking "Why dont you just wish YOU were telepathic, then you could talk to everything.. well it just sounds cooler when a puppy does it. I mean, really.. TONS of people claim they're telepathic.. but have you ever seen a telepathic puppy. Nope! So what would happen? I would never have to look stupid talking to my puppy again... cause they can talk back.. Heck yeah.

2) A Bed made of clouds.... Why? Uh because clouds look comfortable... diaper babies ALWAYS sleep on clouds, therefore they must be comfy... I need a comfy bed, why not a nice cloud. And all the condensation would keep you nice and cool. Plus if you ever felt like moving it, just need a fan to blow it over.... Tired of it? Shine a lamp on it to evaporate it. Need your carpet clean? Let the cloud rain on your floor! There isn't much to say about what would happen.. it would just happen.

3) A Choo- Choo Shoe... Why? Well, for one, I saw it on Charlie the Unicorn. And it would be an excuse to go "Chug a chug chug a chug a chooo shoooooeee" Come on... I definitely need it to escape the blahblahblah's ;D Anyways, so yeah there isn't much reasoning behind this one. Mostly just to say that phrase... so Yeah? What would happen.. Well I would be riding a shoe around with some airfreshner thingy inside.

4) Little Massage-ists like in the shoe commercials... Why? Because my body is sore for whatever reason and I can't massage myself. Plus little elven people being your massage-ists sounds cool. And if you like attached some string work to your outfit they could always be with you.. and give a 24/7 massage.. Yep, fun. What would happen? I would be a happy non-sore person!

5) Super Spidey Powers... Why? Mostly so I could shoot string at peoples face... I'd be like HA SILLY STRING! And they would respond "Ah, haha, I was worried for a minute..." And then I, with my spider-ness would yell "HA ITS WEB, STICKT THAT IN YOUR JUICEBOX AND SUCK IT!" And they would be like  "EW WEB" And then of course there is the wall climbing.. that would be fun, I'd enter every freaking rock climbing contest ever.. Yep. See how I didnt mention saving anyone? Yeah... I would try but you know... things ended oddly for Spidey, I dont know if I want that kind of pressure... Nah... I would definetely save the Puppies.. and people. YAY!

6) Medicine that tasted like anything I could ever want it to taste like and heal whatever I need it to heal.... Why? Because I hate how there is a medicine for every sickness, it gets too confusing! And add the fact that freaking medicine tastes like junk! If I had a medicine that could taste like anything I want and heal desired sickness.. life would be better for everyone. EVERYONE! So what would happen? No more complaining about taking medicine... YAY! And since I already ended one wish with YAY... I willl say absolutely nothing to not end with the word that I almost typed but couldnt type or Id have to keep typing. Yep, waste of time!

So people-icans... Share this on your social website, like/favorite/hype, follow and enjoy. Remember, when you don't remember to post, you have to overthink the next time you do... and the truth is ugly, so share it! PEACE OUT PEOPLE-ICANS!

Out of Time

Alright, so since I am on this tab still, I figured I would rant again. So this time people-icans, I shall rant of something useful! Have you, or have you not.. ever said.. AH I NEED MORE TIME!!!! Well, if you haven't... then you are definetely an octopus.. those things can multitask like no other. So if you are an octopus.. leave, this is of no use to you ;D Anyways, to all you HUMANS out there... I know you have felt like you are out of time. I have felt like I'm always running out of time to do everything I want to do. Sometimes it's over an assignment... sometimes over a game... there are lots of possibilities! So.. what do we do? Well, we just do nothing. No, but seriously... The problem isn't that we are out of time. Its that we don't utilize our time in the most efficient manner. Just imagine if we planned better.. and not just you... all of us, me included! We have this giant list of stuff we WANT to do, but we get caught up in one thing and cannot do anything else. So, people-icans.... we need to plan better. Yes, it is that simple... A nice little schedule to help us keep on the rails of organization... and not derailed into chaos chasm. Haha, alliteration YAY! Anyways... You are probably shaking your head and saying "But thats hard..." And you are right... it's a simple concept, but it's hard sometimes. We get carried away and lose track of time. But... as I must do... here is a little thing to explain it all...

Captain Kirk is aboard the Starship Enterprise.... and he has to warn Spock of all the stuff old Spock told him....and just imagine if Kirk had gotten all caught up in making sure Scotty was okay after being trapped in a water pipe... he would have stood around going "SCOTTY SCOTTY, are you okay? Dude you just almost got chopped up by a freaking water chopper thing!!?!???? WHAT THE HECK, why is that THERE!?" And Scotty would of went off on a rant about his dang teleporter... and then Kirk would of finally be like "hey, what did we come here for?" And look, it is too late.. he forgot his long speech to make Spock emotionally compromised.. and now the Starship Enterprise is going to fail and be taken by the Romulans! Yep, Kirk definetely used his time wrongly.. he should of just been like "GOOD SCOTTY YOU ARE ALIVE, ROLL OUT!" And he would run his hawtness down to Spock, make him emotionally compromised.... take command... and pwn. Yes, pwn. That, people-icans, is good time management.

So, moving forward. We need to learn to manage our time better. If we do that, who knows what would happen. Like those phone commercials where the stuff takes seconds... all that good used time could be the reason you get to go to the store earlier.. and the reason why you meet your true love.. or get the first sample of food... or fine a wallet on the ground. Okay, MAYBE not the last part... at least we SHOULDN'T take it.. So.. yeah anyways. Useful use of time.. equals good times. Less stress, more free time. A Happier you... What does that phrase remind me of... some movie... dang gone it. The Repo Men? Robots? Dang, I dont remember, but there is something familiar about it. Huh, so yeah. Time management is good for the world. A less stressed you, means you will be more likely to dance across a field of flowers. Dancing across a field of flowers... is not good since you trample dandelions... BUT... thats good cause you spread their seeds. AH, Anyways. So yes... time management is good. Plain and simple. SO DO IT! Remember, people-icans.... poor time management leads to being destroyed by Romulans... and If you do manage time, Kirks sexy-ness will live long and prosper.... The truth is ugly, SHARE IT.

PS- YES I DO LIKE STAR TREK ;D WHATCHU GONNA DO. JUST KIDDING!