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If I Had A Genie - Part 16

So, People-icans... if I had a genie I would wish for....

1) A puppy that shed money... Why? Because some dogs shed a lot and it gets annoying. You get up and little pieces of hair are all over you. However, if it was a 100-dollar bill stuck to your shirt... BUHAHAHAHA! Then I could buy what I wanted when I wanted... I'd even constantly brush the puppy’s hair like,
"-50 strokes later - YESSS A pile of money! WEEEEEW"
Fun!!!!

2) To not be super nice.... Why? Because constant niceness gets you nowhere. Enough said. xD

3) A.......... Thor hammer. Why? Because that would be awesome. Bad service *SMASH*... bad grade *SMASH*... BAD DAY! SMASSSHHHHHHHHH

So, less detail because I was rather stumped… but whatever! You're welcome for the little effort I put into it!

The truth is ugly so share it... PEACE OUT PEOPLE-ICANS!

The True Reason For SNOW!

Okay, People-icans... random story time that will enlighten your view of the world as you and possibly I know it. So, earlier I was chatting with a friend and her friend... of a friend. No, just a friend of a friend, but anyways... they said they missed Florida and who cares about snow.

No, no, no, no, no. Missing Florida!? EW! Yes, because Florida rocks! This is like the time someone said to base a story in Florida...

*FLASHBACK TO THOUGHT THAT I THOUGHT WHEN TOLD THAT SUGGESTION*

Nick leaned down, his lips hovering mere inches from mine as his eyes sparkled in the glow of the quickly retreating sunlight. I hurriedly readjusted my shirt, hoping he wouldn't notice the sweat covering the sleeves because of the humid temperature. Before his lips could close the remaining distance, a mosquito landed on his neck and he pulled back sharply to slap it away.

Yeah, that's a romance scene in Florida… bugs and sweat. SICK!

Anyways, I wasted a ton of space on a mostly irrelevant topic. Moving forward, so... when they said they missed snow I responded with a nice little story about snow. Except this one is a bit more detailed... oh well.

It all started with God, sitting on a throne that was light enough to balance on a cloud and hold him (EPIC CLOUD.) And God lookith down upon the world and realized that the world and its occupants were not listening to him. So God looked down to the angels and said,

"Truly I say to you... wait that's my son's thing. We need to get there attention."

Therefore, God plucked a cloud away from the sky and rolled it into a compact ball the size of a fist. With epic godly movements, he shot the compact cloud down to earth, but during its long journey it got smaller and smaller until it was a mere flake. The people of the earth looked up, awed by the occurrence, but still they wouldn't listen.

God, annoyed by their indifference, turned to the angels, calling out loudly,

"Pluck the clouds, angels, and let us make them hear!" Therefore, the angels all made compact clouds that became flake... and soon the world was covered in snow. This got the attention of the people, and they realized...

It must be God.

And so on the 8-gazillion day... there was snow. And it was good.

Sooo, People-icans... are you enlightened? Of course! Remember, the truth is ugly unless given a Maybe it's OLAY... makeover. Unless it was fake... it may still be ugly. Until next time... share the ugly sometimes-pretty truth! PEACE OUT!

Fall Backward

Soooo, People-icans! We gained an hour last night!!! It was sooooo coool, one minute it was 2 O' Clock... then it was 1 again.... Yeah, it was so cool! And I wish it would do that every night... but unfortunately not. One comment though, time... why couldn’t you fall back and give me an extra hour... on Monday?!?!?!?! I could have used it then, but still. I am grateful.

So yeah, we gained a freaking hour and now we are all refreshed. My logic however was if I am going to gain an hour... I should stay up an hour later since I get it back!

Nope, didn't do that... I was too tired.

So yes, that's about it for me to say about falling backwards, but never spring forward cause then you are more sleepy. Going forward...

PSH!

Remember, the truth is ugly unless given a Cover girl makeover.... SO SHARE IT! Peace out People-icans!

Hypocrisy- it's not multiple hippo crisises

Hello, people-icans... so today I shall talk about something that isn't about wishing, random rants, or any of those other things I'm prone to talk about. Today... is a serious day, yet more accurately: A serious topic, with funny delivery. Yes.
Hypocrisy... it isn't multiple hippo crisises. (crisis- i :D) So, so many people partake in this... word. This... noun... is super annoying! Anyways, what is it?
Legit definition:
The practice of claiming to have moral standards or beliefs to which one's own behavior does not conform.
My definition:
The pot calling the kettle black (HOWEVER: I will say that if the pot is silver and it then proceeds to call the kettle black… that's just fact. But if the pot AND kettle are silver, then that pot is liar... and that's a completely different topic.)
Therefore, the ugly truth People-icans... is we have all probably partook in hypocrisy. Don't want to offend, but don't lie to yourself if you have.
So, some examples to explain why I hate hypocrisy so much (hypocritical much?) And it's mostly because of this... it is one thing to believe something and make mistakes that contradict your belief. However, it is completely different when something like this happens.
*see someone doing something you don't "believe"*
Wow, you're really stupid. That is obviously the worst thing you could possibly do and you are making the WORST mistake of your life. You should so fix this before you like.... I don't know... dig a hole you can't get out of.
LATER THAT DAY
*doing the thing that you called someone on*
And then you proceed to continue "preaching" at people whenever you see them doing that thing.
That's just wrong okay. I know we all have beliefs and sometimes we mess up, but the difference comes in on how you deal with it. Lying to the world about who you are and making people feel bad for their mistakes while you go around doing it is just a ton of bull-poopie. If you are going to believe something and you mess up sometimes, own up like a mature adult. You don't see me going around all like "WOW you have a temper YOU LITTLE FREAKING JERK! HOW COULD YOU HAVE A TEMPER! YOU KNOW WHAT THOSE DO TO PEOPLE?! THEY HURT! AND… YOU ARE A WASTE OF SPACE BECAUSE OF YOUR TEMPER!" No, I don't do that because I know I can have a temper sometime and I am not going to call people out when I do the same thing. Sure, I could be like "Hey dude, I know you are mad and I understand cause I feel just like this sometime. But how bout you and I just start this thing where we tell jokes when we feel like we want to explode on someone? Alright… teamwork *fist pound salute*
So to all of you out there who have said something and proceed to go against it with full knowledge that they are doing it AND then still yell at people if they do the same thing. Stop... for the sake of the world. Because it just isn't right. You need to figure out your stuff first. In addition, to all who know they mess up and don't screw with people's minds by saying they don't: Good for you.
So People-icans the ugly truth is... we've all contradicted what we believe. But it's about how we handle it that makes us hypocrites. So let's all make a deal people-icans, let's put on our pull ups... and be big kids now. And with the effort of all of us, we can make the world that much better. Until next time, share the ugly truth. Peace out People-icans!

Double Personality Writing Moments

So, People-icans... I started writing again! HUZAH! Anyways, what does this mean? LOTS OF THINGS! First off, SEQUEL TIME! Yeah, that's write (HA-HA Pun). So yes, I started writing the sequel to my first novel after a time period in which I was afraid to write because I didn't want to make mistakes. Then I realized.... that when you think about it, to someone out in this world, there will always be a mistake; so I can't let fear hold me back. So I picked a pencil and I stabbed fear in its metaphorical face. Booyah! Anyways, so yesterday I was writing the sequel and I am only four pages in; however, as I was writing a premonition dream scene, I faced an audience - writer dilemma. Here is a little exaggerated flash back of how it went.

*writing*

- insert copyrighted story -

Writer: Well, this is nice. I haven't written in SOOO long.

Audience: Oh... my GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY FREAKING GOSH! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Writer: Yes, this should please my readers.

Reader: NO! DON'T TURN AROUND!!!!!! DON'T LOOK AT THEM! SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN!

Writer: *sigh* I hate typos *backspace*. Moving on *continues typing*

Reader: WHY?! POR QUE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?! YO SOY DEPRIMINDA! NO ME GUSTA!!! PERO ME GUSTA MUCHO!

Writer: And... complete.

Reader: *shoots self with water gun* I CANT BELIEVE THIS JUST HAPPENED!

And that's pretty much how it went... but now that I think about... none of it was exaggerated. Except the water gun part, but if I had HAD a water gun... yep I would have shot myself with it.

So yes, that was my double personality writing moment of yesterday. Remember... the truth is ugly, unless it’s pretty... but not if it is a drag queen... SO SHARE IT! Peace out People-icans!

If I Had A Genie - Part 15

Soooo People-icans, hellllo again!

So, what are today's three wishes.…? I don't know let me wish for the knowledge!

1) The ability to know what people are doing-- Why? Because then I'd never have to ask people things and I could just be like "How is my novel editing going?" and then POOF I know... yeah, it would be cool. Just saying. Plus, it would save time since we wouldn’t have to go to people. Nothing much more to say because I have tons of examples.

2) A transformer for a watch -- Why? Because come on, you could be like "HEY!? What time is it????"

"Three forty four..." *transform into mini robot and begins to blow up dishes so I don't have to clean them*

GOOD ROBOT! NOW GO BUY ME MORE DISHES!

"OKAY!" And so forth... awesommeeeeee.

3) To be able to write whenever I want no matter where I am -- Why? Because I love to write but sometimes you can’t because of school and what not, so an extension of this would probably be to pause time so I could write without losing anything.

SO! Those are my wishes for this day and that is that. So, remember the truth is ugly unless you put makeup on it, but sometimes it still isn't pretty because it looks like a drag queen. SO, yes SHARE IT! Peace out, People-icans!

If I Had A Genie - Part 14

Sooo, People-icans. I know I just posted like 5 seconds ago saying, "I'm probably not going to blog- blog today." but I lied, unintentionally.... Anyways, soooo let's have at it. If this blog is actually being read by anyone... then oh my jesus, welcome! And if it isn't... then whatever. So, let's begin:

1) A breakfast burrito - Why? Because I am unusually hungry and I don't want a waffle, though I will end up going into the kitchen after being awake for hours and finding something that isn't a burrito of breakfastness. And I know, this is a weird lame wish, but it's my blog so I can do what I want.

2) A time machine - Why? Because come on, wouldn't it be uber cool to go and watch the past and if you were brave enough alter it. Yeah, you could be like "Eww I ate this today and it made me sick." AND THEN proceed to travel into the past, dress like a ninja, attack your past self and then.... take away the food item. That's it... then you will not have gotten sick, altering the fabrication of the space-time whatever the word is. Anyways, plus you could like, save friendships and relationships and other trivial things, but whatever. ;P

3) A hawtyhothawt from my story - Why? Because he is epic, is that a problem? Hawt and sensitive, need I say more? No! And so I won't. Hot, there I am done.


So, until next time People-icans..... that is all. Peace out, and remember: the truth is ugly so SHARE IT! But make it look pretty so people will listen, not really it's a troll! Peace out!

Back to Freaking School We Go - Day 1 and 2

Hey all my people-icans who may or may not exist... besides me. Anyways, so school started Tuesday… and tis Wednesday! So, I have been to school for TWO days. Unfortunately, I didn’t want to blog yesterday so I didn't. You're welcome. Moving on, so Day 1.... Went to homeroom. Boring! Went to Spanish… Bien! Umm... English. Fine. Everything else, fine. Except AP because it is going to be a workout. Good news, my Drama class gets to do the children's theatre WEEEEW! So that will be fun, and I will hopefully be auditioning for plays... hopefully. So, Lunch was fun. I got to hang with my friends and be loud... it was the same way today. I do miss some of my friends who left though. My drama buddy, my buddy in general... too many people GONE! Some people I just don't have classes with! But it's okay, all bien in the casa! And... nothing really memorable yet, but hopefully things will come up that I feel like mentioning. So yeah, tomorrow. After homework. Until then, remember the truth is ugly... share it. Unfortunately there is little truth to share today, still find a way! Peace out, People-icans!

Portal 2 Co-op Fail

Okay, so I had Gamefly.... HAD. I don't anymore... it's sad. So yeah, the last games I had were Portal 2 and Little Big Planet 2 (I won't lie I wish they would have sent a better final game, because LBP2 is like playing LBP with new freaking scenery. UGH). So, Portal 2 was amazing. I beat it in probably about... 7-8 hours total. Really fun game. Portals... thinking... interesting. But yeah, some of the things really made me think and I loved it. So since I beat it... I wanted to play co-op. It looked so fun and cool... unfortunately my sisters are too little to really understand the game. Therefore, after many fail attempts at having them play with me I gave up. After an hour or so, I had the brilliant idea to try to play co-op by myself. So I got down my two remotes and set it all up. Originally, it worked well. I just switched back and forth between the two and got where I needed to be. Then, the two bots ended up in the same room. Again, I eventually was able to do those too. (even though the ones with the timer and having to hit 4 buttons on different sides of rooms/ledges was really annoying at first) So, then I got to this one test... with this box I needed to redirect a laser inside this guinea pig maze. So, I portaled one bot over to the other side. The other bot needed to hit buttons to raise and lower walls so I could navigate the maze and reach the box. It was annoying but I was finally able to get to the box. THEN I had to get back to a spot and I ended up crushing the bot in the maze on accident. And it was then that I realized that playing co-op by myself... would drive me crazy. SO, I texted my brony friend Kenny. He said he would play TOMORROW since he was gone. I waited to play knowing he loved the game.... and he never freaking texted me back!!!!!!! So, he said he would play the next day because he forgot. AND HE DIDN'T COME AGAIN. And in the end I had to send the game back... and if he asks if I want to play now... - rage face - IT'S GONE!!! So yeah.... I didn't get to experience the full enjoyment of co-op because my sisters couldn't play and because using two remotes takes out the fun. So, yeah. I wish I could have, but it's too late. Far too late =/ Anyways, that's about it! So, peace out people-icans. Remember, the truth is ugly especially when concerning Portal 2 and Wheatley...... so share it.

Sleeping is the Door to Epic!

Okay, People-icans... I haven't been blogging because there hasn't really been anything to talk about... but now there is! So, where to start? I finished my novel… but I think I mentioned that in a previous blog. I... started a new novel! Speaking of.... I had a moment of pure epic. Anyways, last night I was sleeping. Yes, sleeping... anyways! I WAS SLEEPING! And I had this dream... about my story. So, I already thought it was pretty cool. Then it veered off the plotline I have in my mind as of now... into two new storylines. And let's just say most likely book 2 and 3 for that. What had been a 1 book story may now be a trilogy. I actually woke up from the dream just to write it down. Why? Because there was no way in heck I was going to risk forgetting!!! Last time I had an epic dream I wanted to remember for a possible story I decided to just wait and write it in the morning. I went back to sleep and when I woke up again... I had forgotten EVERYTHING! And I was so sad because I could sense the memory right at the edge of my mind, but I couldn't access it. What I really needed then was that "medicine" from Limitless with Bradley Cooper. If I had that... I'd be so much better. No restrictions to thought and I could just do better at all. So yeah, that was a bit off track. So, yes, I couldn't forget these two ideas. And I didn't! So, I'm happy. School is soon, I got my schedule and locker. Which, I must say, is strategically placed to provide maximum use between classes. And you know what that means... LESS TO CARRY! HUZAH! Anyways, I made the title to this blog really inaccurate. Sure, I talked about it for like 2 seconds but still. Not going to change it though... buhahahahaha. Anyways, yeah. School. I get to learn Spanish. It's going to be difficult since I can't role my R's... but whatever. No, not whatever... if I fail I will be so sad! Okay, I'm going to end this really spontaneous and confusing post. I will be posting more since school will be back and there's always something to blog about after school. Peace out, People-icans.... Remember, the truth is ugly unless it's not... SO SHARE IT!

Double-Personality Writing Moments- Part 2

So, People-icans.... I've finished my novel! BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Anyways, it was a sort of sad moment. I was so happy to finish yet I was also thinking: I miss it. I missed writing about the characters I had so excitedly made a life for. I worked so hard to make these characters people could relate with and now their story is over. It's a love/hate relationship. So, now that one story is over :( I can start a new one :) And then I can rage when it is over, too! Sounds like a plan... and I like plans. So yeah, it was a fun few months. We had good times, story... you and I. Now after destroying multiple places, killing off characters (good and bad), and weaving a love story... it is over.
So now I can turn to the three other stories and create them!
So, yeah. I will try to post more often about the awkward moments when I argue with myself over it.
So, yeah. Peace off, People-icans. Enter awkward ending here.... The truth is ugly... SHARE IT!

If I Had a Genie - Part 13

Hellllo, People-icans, so today's wishes are....

1) The ability to touch a book and have all information revealed to you... Why? Well, it's not because I don't like to read but when you're reading a book for an assignment, it would be useful. Yes, the book is acually quite good, but still if I touched it and knew everything just like if I had read it... useful. But, oh well! Who knew a book about the history of the world revolving around drinks would be so neat! But seriously, touching to read this book and other school related books would be useful. Even if the books are not that bad ;D

2) A pegasus puppy... I don't know why, but if my puppies had wings it would be so adorable. They could just fly around all day like, "Yeah, I'm a puppy with wings. What are you gonna do about it?!" And the people who saw that would think, "Puppy + wings + talk?! What the heck?!" And I'd nod in the background and yell "COME HITHER FLYING PUPPIES!!" And they would float gracefully through the air back to my side. So, what would happen? I would take my flying puppies everywhere and say "Aw!" at random moments.

3) The ability to perfectly edit my writings... Why? Because then it wouldnt be: I think this is how it goes. It would be: This is how it goes, argue if thy dares. And sure, I'm pretty positive about most of it, but there are still those things that just make me wonder. It sounds right, but is it. Then you have the spelling and grammer check on Microsoft words. YOU JUST CAN'T TRUST IT! It lied about the commas! There was supposed to be a comma inbetween those two parts. You do not say "He nodded a smile on his lips." It just sounds odd. I liked the comma! And then when the comma checker decides to show up and you think to yourself "This isn't right...". So, to fix your confusion you click explain. And the example is "She was, a cheerleader."

.......

Of course that's wrong! WHY WOULD A COMMA BE THERE! So that is the example that is supposed to comfort me, but it doesn't. So yes, it is annoying. Very, very annoying.

So, that is all! Peace out, People-icans. Remember, the truth is ugly... Share it!

If I had a Genie - Part 12

If I had a genie, People-icans.... here's what I'd wish for!

1) The ability for google to have exactly the information I need, and not unrelated/useless stuff... Why? Because I need to research stuff about sub-saharan Africa, and the stupid google box takes my search, and gives me things that are useless. I looked up "how water is used in Africa" and it decides that giving me stuff about green water. How does this help me google?! HOW! Lucky for google, though, I managed to get some basic info so I could plan out my essay. Now it just needs to be written and I need additional information, but I will find it! Or else!

2) Freezing time so that everything was on pause and I had time to do what I needed, without losing actual time... Why? Because it would rock! I mean come on, homework, extracurricular assignments?! I hate using all my time on it because then I have no time for fun. So, by freezing time but not me, I could accomplish all those things and still have an entire day of nothing. Awesome! I would have a time freezing party, and if anybody else has the ability, they can be invited. But since it's my wish, it may not be possible. I am sorry! So yes, if my wish came true... time frozen!

3) To live in Ireland... why? Because accents are hot. Enough said.


So, those are my wishes, one of wish was extremely brief. Because really, how can you elaborate on Ireland. Sexy landscape, sexy accents.... it would be a party. So, remember... the truth is ugly, unless it's a pretty truth( so share it, ugly or pretty). PEACE OUT, PEOPLE-ICANS!

The Day Justice Was(n't) Served.

So, People-icans. Today, July 5th, 2011. Justice was served. Just kidding, it was a lie! Justice was indeed not served. If the court was taco bell, I would not have gotten my dog food taco. And I love those tacos, no matter what the health people say.
So, in all seriousness, I say this: What the freak?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

First off, I'd like to say to the jury. Where you awake during the trial? Or were you sleeping with your eyes open? Because, how did the verdict pronounce the guilty as innocent? Did you not hear the defense?

*DRAMATIZATION*

-defense- "Okay, guys. First, Caylee drowned. AND we blame the parents."
-good guys- "But defense, why was she in the forest in a bag with ducttape?!"
-defense- "I tell you this..... the meter man...."
-good guys - "The meter man?"
-defense- "Yes. The meter man. He went... and took her body and put it there!"
- good guys to the meter man - "Do you know these people and have you ever been in their home."
- meter man - "No, never."
- defense - "Oh but he did it. The baby drowned and he took her!"

Okay... so first the baby happened to drown because she was alone and not being watched. Good parenting, someone deserves mommy of the month! But, my question is.... if the baby drowned, why not call the police? Why would a baby that accidentally drowned end up in a swamp.... And why did she happen to have a little heart sticker residue on the ductape, similar to those in the home of Casey Anthony? And why.... were searches for chloroform on the computer?

-defense - "well, Cindy said she was trying to search chlorophyl, but she couldnt spell it, thereform the harsher chemical... came up. Yes, that's what happened."

Oh, okay. So... a nurse can't spell chlorophyl... and she so brutally misspells it that somehow... some m's and f's just weave in there. I didn't know we were searching for chlorofplym. I just happened to forget the phlegm when I pronounced it. OOPSIE! But I'm sure it must be hard on Cindy. You lose your granddaughter, and I'm sure she wants to protect her daughter. Still....

So, now we go to the nanny. She was the original person accused of taking Caylee. So, you may be thinking. That sounds reasonable, I can understand that. However, what if I just reword it a little.
The baby was taken by a figment of Casey's imagination. Ah? That still make sense? NO! It doesn't make any sense! Nor does  the fact that when Casey "disappeared", a month passed before any call was made.

OH! But she probably thought the baby was on a prologned play date. You know how play dates can get. One minute it's only for half an hour, next thing you know they wanna play for a month. Yes... definetely. What kid wouldn't want to have a month long play date!?

So, now im going to journey back  to the internet searches. Let's say that Cindy's statement that SHE made those searches, isn't true. That it was Casey. Now, if you had no bad intentions for this search... why would you be searching for such a substance? Now, some people may try and come up with anything that could change the fact that something so bad has occured. They may say: Maybe they needed help sleeping, and NYQUIL just doesnt work like a good old rag to the face. Cause everyone is SO FREAKING TIRED OF NORMAL MEDICINES! THEY JUST DON'T WORK! But really, yes... I searched how to break necks and about "knock out substances" out of pure curiousity. In no way to I plan to do ANYONE harm.

....Okay. Not.

So, continuing on. Casey also borrowed a shovel from her neighbor? Hmmm, planting some flowers there, are ya? But... wasn't she supposed to be spending the night with the nonexistent nanny?

So... all in all. I think that everything was pretty far fetched, and that it was pretty impossible to think that she couldnt have done it. Yet, they did. So, sidenote.

While a little baby is dead, the defense is having a champagne party. They arent trying to think on who could have killed the baby since Casey is "innocent". They aren't sad because yes a baby is dead. They are celebrating because they have allowed someone who shouldnt have been innocent, to walk. A compulsive liar who we know didn't like being a mother, who partied while her daughter was with a "nanny", and whose little daughter had fatigue marks on her eyes when she shouldnt have, walks free. It is indeed a sad day, when something so plain is not seen. Some may say that the prosecuters didn't prove without a reasonable doubt, but can they really say a defense whose theories and ideas were unreliable and who had a lawyer (Jose Baez) who was repeatedly scolded and reprimanded, proved that Casey was innocent. Justice was not brought, and that is an extremely ugly truth.

Double-Personality Writing Moments

Okay, people-icans. So... I have a novel I am working on. Yes, a novel, because it sounds more classy than a "book". And it also makes it seem like I have experience in the field, which I don't really. Experience in writing, yes. Which, by the way, is nowhere near as crazy as my blog posts! Anyways, so I decided to do some blogs about moments I have as a writer.
For one, when I write, I love that there is this other half of your mind that is like a reader. And so while you are writing, there's a part of you that's going: NO! NOOOO! Dang gone it... WHY DID THIS HAPPEN?!?!?! Yet, the writer side of you is giving a sympathetic nod that says: Because it creates a good plot line.... and makes you want to read more. The reader gets this, yet it doesnt like it at all. The reader is thinking; Oh good, Im glad this suits you, writer. I'm glad that you have to make it so difficuilt to get where all the readers want.
Well, reader half of my mind.... if I made it simple... THAT WOULD BE BORING. SO SUCK IT UP!
What about Jack and Jill.... we know they were probably fine and got their water all happily and what not. But imagine if the story actually went like that.

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
They twirled the crank
and out it came
And they went home to father.

OH GOOD! Happy ending... yay. But come on... I just yawned. I yawned.... This is much more pleasing.... sure they get hurt. But hellllooo, every story needs some drama!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill came tumbling after.
Up got Jack, and home did trost.
As fast as he could caper.
He went to bed and bound his head
With vinegar and brown paper.

That's better. Same happy ending, but their was a hindering effect of him bumping his head and Jill... falling down because he did (That follower). And he even has a battle scar, a temporary knot on his head! Good for you Jack!

SO that is what I mean reader portion of me. Next time you say : Couldn't she just know Nick from the start? - hair flip and gum pop - Writer portion will respond:

NO! - pops gum with pencil -  So unless you want a boring unfit story, you need to chillax. Because this is going to be cooler than a bag of flavo fives! I don't care what you say cause deep down you are like YES YES YES YES YES. Because had he met her earlier... none of that awesome stuff would have happened beccause there would be no need. And if that stuff didn't happen you wouldnt be going "AW THAT'S SO AMAZING!" And if we weren't saying that, nothing intense would ever happen, because through that ONE LITTLE CHANGE, THE ENTIRE PLOT AND STORY WOULD BE ALTERED.
Boy meets girl. True Love. No angry havoc. No life changing moments. No attacks. BLAH BLAH BLAH JUNK! No. We need it like it is. Girl meets wrong boy. Loves wrong boy. Life changing stuff. Finds right boy. LA DI DA DI DA! So there, reader me, you may be aggravated. But it's worth it.

And that, people-icans, if the ugly truth of a double personality writer. We sit there, writing something good, but a part of us is always going "NOOOOOO!" not because it's bad, but because we really wish something different had happened. But at the end of the day, if there was no drama. Things wouldn't exist! So, the truth is ugly... SHARE IT! Peace out, People-icans!

Bad Show( Love Story Parody)

I was real bored, when I first saw you

I close my eyes, and the nightmare starts

I’m sitting there

In the living rooms comfy chair

See the soaps

See the movies, the kid shows

See your name, I’ll give it a go

I hit select, didn’t even guess

That u were a bad show, u were melting brain cells.

But the info said that you had gotten all five stars.

And I was banging on the tv

Hoping that you’d go off

And I screamed.



Oh no, why would they put this on my tv screen

This shows no good, id rather watch spike tv

Your plot line stinks and I just cant watch this

It’s a bad show, and im real depressed.



So I decide that I will change the channel

Hopefully, something better is on

So I hit ‘guide’

But the remote control has no life(batteries)



Cause you were a bad show, and I was slowly fading

And there just wasn’t no batteries anywhere

But you were getting a lot worse

I was hoping that you’d go off

And I screamed

Oh no, why would they put this on my tv screen

This shows no good, id rather watch spike tv

Your plot line stinks and I just cant watch this

It’s a bad show, and im real depressed.



Come on, please, Remote. I really need your help right now.

I know it’s difficult, but this show kills

Don’t be a noob, please let me hit select cause

It’s a bad show and Im really depressed.

Oh Oh

I got tired of listening

Wondering if ur plot would ever improve

My intellect went missing

When I knew just what I needed to do And I said

Time out while I go and get my new baseball bat

Cause the remotes gone and i am really sad

I’ll hit the screen and the picture will fade soon

I fall to the ground and give a loud whoop

Thank you the show is gone

I’ll never hit select again

I’ll be more careful, when channel surfing

I may be in trouble soon, but its okay

It’s a bad show and this bat saved the day

OHHH OOHHH

Ohhh OH

Cause I was real bored… when I first saw you

Ranting about my Friends

Soooo, People-icans, I've forgotten to post over the last like week or more... but I am now back and school is almost out... Which means that it is time to suck the fun out of the last few days! Then reiterate them through dramatically enhanced (not really) posts! And so it shall begin as I attempt to recall past events with intense clarity. Well, probably the first thing I can remember the most is the day before yesterday. And the extreme metaphor I created. It goes as follows! Life is like a box with shape spots... people in your life are like the shapes that fill those spots. But when those spots are empty, the oceans of all life slosh into the box of your life and sink the box.... As it turns out this originally made no sense. One of my friends was walking by and promptly yelled out: "What are you talking about 0_0!?" And so I explained... Afterwards she was impressed and went about labeling her box of life. She loved the idea in the end because it made uber sense ;D And now to hop back through time, again! So before this happened, I've learned that my one guy friend is awesome. He is the most adorable thing ever. Anywho, so he says we are best friends (I never thought he thought that but whatever, that is cool!) and he always does my dirty- work (if that’s what it is..) Cause their is this one kid in my AP class, who is so freaking annoying, like annoying to the point that I want to just duct tape his head. So this GUY, had this idea that because my book had a girl on the cover it was a sexual book (Stupid) and I was getting annoyed.. annoyed annoyed. Thankfully, my friend sits behind him and stopped him. He really is awesome though, he can be my best friend whenever he wants ^_^ Plus he is super nice and funny, so that’s always good. Moving on, maybe backwards but I don’t remember the order of events. So now I have my 2 other friends, and they are completely obsessed with games and games... and games. Uber nerds, they are ;D Anyways, I don’t mind it cause it is funny. So the first friend is this super tall, funny guy... who really hates that I haven’t seen Star Wars. But who cares! A couple of days ago the other friend, who is really obsessed with games but quotes them much more often and gets addicted a lot easier, wasn’t wanting to do his work because he kept talking (That sounds like him...). But, we ( tall other friend and I xD ) Decided to shun him... well, actually, my taller friend decided he would put his hand in the other guys face and continue conversation with me (even though the supposedly shunned friend kept talking) It was quite the predicament, but it was worth it. I think that was also the day that I looked at their... gaming book or something, it had tons of stuff you could buy based off games. I wont lie, some of the shirts and stuff were really cool. And the Arcade style iPad rack, that was beastly; I thought it was a game at first! Umm, what else happened that I remember. Um.... Um.... My other friend who is like a dolled up cowgirl likes this guy.... soooo she wont do anything even though its OBVIOUS he likes her too. But that’s just the exposition for the situation. For whatever reason, after spending time around me, some of my friends start to hear me as their subconscious.. ha-ha... and because of this, they have heard some weird things. Like Dolled up cowgirl, she apparently heard this in her mind after a certain situation: Go Get them boots and claim them as your own!!!... And that probably seems semi normal, but we aren’t talking about real shoes! Soo... my other friend who has extremely.. interesting earrings ( JK, Strawberries and whatever are cool) , is pretty weird, in the good way, I think. We always get breakfast in the morning and sit and talk... and it has some awkward outcomes, like one day.. I decided to perform a monologue in the hall. And not the normal monologue that’s subtle, but an extremely loud and boisterous monologue. From Starship Performed by the StarKid Cast... Check it out on YouTube! Woot, advertising xD But yeah, I was performing an monologue but it required a Spanish accent and stabbing someone, but I used the air so its okay. I guess that all her laughter was partly at me, but mostly because that behind me a ton of strangers were watching. I cant help it, that’s what we do. We also talk about Tobuscus (YouTube!) and stuff.. that doesn’t really make sense, like how the one lone plug in the hallway would probably control the power of the school (But it would be cool of it did) And stuff like that. Do I have anymore priceless friend moments..... Yes I do, my PE buddy... Exasperated Sigh, that’s a party. So we sit in PE and we also have some stupid moments.... Stupid. Moments. Like Musical Mondays, we walked around the gym having a sing off on who could make the best song up on the spot about the other persons personal details (crushes, ect) and it was really fun, but I’m the champ because I live to sing songs that don’t exist. I think I have enough, but I am making this a blog series... As of NOW.

So People-icans, do you have any crazy friend stories, post a response in the comments BELOW! Share/Like/Favorite/Hype and Follow. Remember.... the truth is ugly, SHARE IT! Peace out People-icans!

"Zombie"- A Rebecca Black Parody

Okay, People-icans, Im about to do a parody for "Friday" sooo prepare yourselves. This is a full length parody, so here goes!

The following and any other parodies are property of the owner of this blog(ME) and should not be recreated for any other person besides self enjoyment. Gracias!

Apocalypse, gotta run from the zombies
Gotta be quick, better barracade the stairs.
Gotta have my gun, gotta have some ammo
Screaming everything, the night has come.
Rushing on n on, everybodys zombies.
Gotta get down to the safety spot, stop
gotta shoot my friend, oh no he's been bittttt

 He's Bleeding on his left leg,
Now hes coming for me
Gotta take my shot now
which limb should I hitttttt

Zombies, Zombies
Double-tap all the zombies
Everybodys trying'n get out of the city, city
Zombies, Zombies
Head shot all the zombies
everybodys hoping they aint been bit.

Zombie Land, Zombie Land YEAH!
Zombie Land, Zombie Land YEAH
Run, Run, Run, Run
Hoping I aint bit.

Middle of the night, sneaking down the highway
Creeping real quick, dont wanna get caught
Run, run, cant stop now.
Know what that is
He got bit, she got bit
Grenade on the right side
She got bit, he got bit
Now their dead!

 Their Bleeding on their left leg,
Now their coming for me me
Gotta take a shot now
Which limb should I hit?

Zombies, Zombies
Double-tap all the zombies
Everybodys trying'n get of the city, city
Zombies, Zombies
Head shot all the zombies
everybodys hoping they aint been bit.
Zombie Land, Zombie Land YEAH!
Zombie Land, Zombie Land YEAH
Run, Run, Run, Run
Hoping I aint been bit.


Yesterday was running, running
Today i-is resting, resting (Wooo)
WE- WE-WE So infected
We so infected
We gonna be dead today...

Tomorrow is safety
And ambush comes after...wards
I want this attack to end

(RAP)
Z-L Zombie Land
So bleeding in my leg(bleeding in my left leg)
Double tap(double tap)
Im running shooting(yeah, yeah)
grenades,  MP5
with a zombie at my side(WOAH) 11
(Oh no) Up ahead theres a barricade blocking me
Makes slip slide, duck, glide, wanna scream
Check my gun, its empty, ive been bit
We gonna be dead, cmon, cmon, yall


Zombies, Zombies
Double-tap all the zombies
Everybodys getting out of the city, city
Zombies, Zombies
Head shot all the zombies
everybodys hoping they aint been bit.


Zombie Land, Zombie Land YEAH!
Zombie Land, Zombie Land YEAH
Run, Run, Run, Run
Hoping I aint been bit.

Zombies, Zombies
Double-tap all the zombies
Everybodys getting out of the city, city
Zombies, Zombies
Head shot all the zombies
everybodys hoping they aint been bit.



Zombie Land, Zombie Land YEAH!
Zombie Land, Zombie Land YEAH
Run, Run, Run, Run
Hoping I aint been bit.

End of the World Pacers!!??

Hey People-icans, I figured that I needed to post my newest partial parody just so I can get it done.... Ya know, before the world ENDS THIS SATURDAY! Haha, but seriously, that's what people are saying... And the funny thing is an atheist group is offering to stay behind when this happens.... To watch.... Pets! All for the decent price of 135 per person. And guess what, they already have like 12,000 dollars I think... That's ridiculous. Sure it will happen one day, but Jesus DID say it would be out of the blue. I don't think he whispered into that guys ear his secrets. But, whatever, if it happens, it happens. But before I get into the story behind the parody. This could be a good motivation for people to get together.... Weeew! Anyways, so today in gym... Pacers. And I didn't feel like pacers, so I decided I wanted to dim my aggravation by singing free style. And it did and this is what happened.

Heading down to PE,
but I know it won't be fun...
Cause we're doing pacers
And you know that runnings dumb.
I wish I had a sprained knee.
Or my left leg was bum....
But there ain't an excuse so I guess I gotta run
Because it's too late.......

 It's too late I gotta run...... Pacers!!!!
I said it's too late I gotta run..... Pacers!!!!!
It's too late......


And I'm hoping to finish the song like tomorrow or Friday, but I actually have other stuff to work on so if anything I will try and do it during lunch... But yeah... So peace out people-icans! Like/Favorite/Share/Follow! Remember the truth is ugly... Share it! Peace out!

Random Ranting- Bouncy Houses in SPACCCEEE.

What's up People-icans!!! So earlier I didn't have much to say cause I couldn't think of anything but all of a sudden I realized I didn't post yesterday and stuff happened I wanted to repeat. And so I shall.

Firstly, I need to stop reenacting videogames in the lunch line because one day someones going to confront me about it. Honestly my actions were inevitable.... The lunch line DID feel like Dead Space. For a second I thought I was boarding the Ishimura... But come on, seriously, it was a dimly lit space with flickering lights... I had to make the reference!!!!  So now for what I actually did-- entering the little doorway into the line, I pretended I had a plasma rifle or whatever it is, and I mimed like I was... Loading it or whatever guys call it. Anywho, so I boldly called out, "Alright team! We are faced with an unknown, hostile enemy! Set your rigs with glitch code 2647 to enable invincibility!" The guy in front of me started looking around with a look that clearly said "WHAT THE HECK!?!" and I can understand where he was coming from.

Now fast forwarding to lunch of today. My friend is under the impression she will never need anyone, and so I kindly stated, "But when you do, I'm here." She insisted that would never happen. I disagreed using this... "analogy": you may be a brick wall but if a bulldozer comes and knocks the heck out of you, I will be the bouncy house to help ya out. And not those cheap bouncy houses, but the cool ones. Like if there was a Cribs(TM) for bouncy houses, my bouncy house would be on it. I'd be rocking the little obstacle course, even a bouncy fridge. 'Can your bouncy house have a bouncy house fridge to occupy the food while it isn't being eaten NO!!'" Overall, I went into a giant discussion about a useless topic. But it was fun.

So, that's about it people-icans! Remember, the truth is ugly... Share it.

Random Ranting

Heyyy People-icans, so today was.. Tuesday! Wow, anyways.... so today was pretty boring.... AND I learned I have to do pacers tomorrow. I hate pacers.. its not really doing the pacers... its HAVING to do the pacers. If we were asked nicely I may be more okay but being forced makes me not want to. So that will stink. On the other hand, I got my final exam for AP... And its an easy peasy research project, which I will do good on! I got my LDC and my MDC and I'm about to set them to battle for the death! I reallly have nothing to say... hmmm, I think after this I'm going to watch a movie, which I dont know. BUT, I do know this: Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides comes out Friday, It would be cool to go but I won't. But I can't way to see it. It shall be AWESOMEEEEEEE! There's another movie I need to see.... but I forget. So yeah....... this is awkward. Well... I am just going to go... watch my movie then. And think of something to say in another post.... So, yeah, PEACE OUT PEOPLE-ICANS!!!!!

Dead Space Adventures!!!!

Sooooo it is Sunday, People-icans! Which means tomorrow is Monday and I gotta wake up at 6 in the morning.... and I almost.. ALMOST started an improved "Friday" parody. Another time, another time. Anyways, so today I woke up and did some work, then played some Dead Space. It was a good old time... upgraded Issac's suit.... beat a boss..... got to a new chapter. Good old demon infested ship fun. So yeah, I actually was going to play for a while, but I got bored and the last thing I did was go on a air trolley thingy and when it parked on the other side... there were freaking demons running at me.. and OF COURSE, the doors to my little safety pod opened. So, I did the logical thing... I started shooting pulse rounds like no other  and screaming "I DONT WANNA DIE.. NOOOO JEEESSSUSSSS." And eventually they all dropped dead and I was like "Alright.. Alright, moving on" SO I freaking turned on the fuel thingy with kinesis... and it was like "Work in progress" So I chilled, reloaded my guns.. and then I found a save station, saved, and quit. BUT, that was near the end of my experience. Soo before all of that, I was...I was...... Oh yeah, I was at a different save station and I had to walk into this room and pull a thingy over to stand on it... then a demon popped out of a AC blade wall hole and I shot it lol. Ummm, then I got on the elevator... and a demon came out from the roof vent, and I shot it down. THEN the elevator went down and I went through this other door, it was fun. UNTIL, I saw it was all bloody and I was like "Dannnng, someone needs to febreeze up this place or something... They really need a swiffer or some cleaning tool." It was weird though, because this place had the flickering lights, the bodies everywhere. And I knew that if I could kinesis them to me they were dead. I assumed SOMETHING would turn up alive, but no.. they were all actually dead(I had a pile of kinesis'd bodies to prove it) ANYWHO, so yeah... I turned the power on with a giant battery. And this battery must be what the Energizer Bunny is on, cause it was huge. I then left the room into another room with a person who killed themselves, ew, and so yeahh. This next room ticked me off. By the way, I probably skipped over alot of rooms... all the stuff just blurs together for me ;D.So yeahh, this next room was empty... until I walked in. Then some giant monster came and did something to a dead body on the ground. First off, ew. Second, it shot through the freaking glass window at me and attacked Issac's face. I HAD ONE BAR OF HEALTH LEFT!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW THAT FEELS!!!??? And I still managed to shoot the thing down, I think it was maybe a boss but yeah, it was ugly. So I won, and I realized I had like 5 health packs in my inventory. All healed up, I left. So yeah..... then I shot some insect demons... and some more things probably, but ehhhhh. I cant remember everything in chronological order. So yeah, I think I may make new blog things about game experiences or something. That could be interesting. But, you are my People-icans, so what do you think? Should a make a blog series about games?? Well, I might. So, thats settled. I do like your opinion though, People-icans, but since there isnt really any of you out there that I know of at the moment. Since apparently the most popular blogs include an extremely weird picture and a one sentence  phrase or a paragraph of really weird things.. stuff like what I write about ( NOTHING =D) dont get seen. But who cares, I like to read what I write and wonder "What the heckkk was I thinking???" Sooo, Share/Hype/Favorite/Share, Follow and Enjoy. Remember the truth is ugly.. share it! Before you are attacked by insect demons! Peace out People-icans!

STUPID GOOGLE!!

Okay, People-icans, so I was looking up something for an assignment. And dang gone it, I swear.... First off, I found this picture before right away. I put in the same thing this time and SOO MUCH IRRELEVANT STUFF popped up. It took a while but I found the dang picture. That lucky freaking internet searcher thingy. Besides that I don't have much else to say about google. Sooo, Peace out People-icans!

If I Had A Genie - Part 11

Soo, People-icans, here we are. I started this post yesterday but I didn't feel like finishing! So it's now tomorrow.... Anywho, let the wishing begin!

1)Dexter season 6 early copy.... WHY?!?! Because Dexter is the most epic show ever created and I saw a season 6 teaser trailer and it left me in an "awww dang!" moment, because it was THAT INTENSE. As far as I know Showtime signed a contract for atleast two more seasons BUT STILL! So yes, a pre- released just for me and my family copy... What would happen?! My friends and this blog would hear alot of rage posting and speaking!!

2) Warm rain... Why? Because I hate how when it rains and you're in the rain... the rain is super cold. If it has to rain and ruin stuff (on some occassions) can it at least be warm rain like warm shower water!!! I like rain and all but only in retrospect, it sounds nice but it's cold.... What would happen? Well, you could shower in the rain if you wanted but that would be weird. But really, I wouldn't be annoyed with walking in the rain anymore. I like rain, but it is fun to experience rain under the cover of something.

3) James Bond smartphone... Why? I played James Bond: Bloodstone, I saw what that phone could do, okay! It reveals people, scans stuff, hijacks systems... That's a cool phone, I bet it could shoot lasers if it wanted too. What would happen? I'd always have my James Bond smartphone out........ And I'd probably find a hacker and interfere with their stuff to show them what karma feels like. I've never been hacked but just imagine a hacker's face when he gets hacked and can't seem to fix it. Fun!

So those are my 3 wishes! Leave a response in the comments below as to what your 3 wishes are!
Like/favorite/hype/share this post, follow and enjoy! Remember the truth is ugly(unless giving a radical transformation..)So share it!

Peace out, People-icans!!

Friday the 13th

Soo People-icans, it is Friday the 13th. Has anyone walked under a ladder or you know, gotten attacked by Jason. If you have.... then you are on the badluck end of the spectrum. I, on the other hand, had an exam. An exam so secret, so confidential... that if I say anything besides it was an exam... I will be doomed. We were told not to speak about the stuff for 48 hours for one part, and never for the other part. It was pretty tempting. But since this is the WorldWideWeb.. It was an exam. Thats all you can know, People-icans, I am sorry. So besides that, I got to leave school early and now I'm doing nothing. It's actually quiet boring. I don't even know what to blog about. I saw Grease last night at my school. Audio was horrible... it was okay but eh... it was only okay... So yeah... so no school which means no gym class.. which is a whole other story I wont blog about! Back to Friday the 13th, I think it's allll a lie. I mean really, bad luck because of a day. Not for me, Day, not for me. But how about you? What are your views of Friday the 13th? Real or Fake???? Remember, the truth is ugly.. share it !!!!

Ode to Lost and Found Internet..

Soo, People-icans, I almost lost internet/phone/television, for a few days. And I thought BrightHouse had failed me. Sooooooooo I was going to have to make another parody for complaining about that company since I mad one for Verizon in the post.... Verizon, BrightHouse, and Cable.. OH MY!

FORTUNATELY, I came home today and it turned out the internet crashed randomly due to the fact the mighty chord of powerness got unplugged because someone thought it was the piano plug... but it wasnt.

Therefore this all adds up to the this little song...

I know youre working, I know youre there
You Crash whenever, and it aint fair
You are my tv.. you are my comp(computer =P)
And you reallly really reallly need to stop.

You say youre offline, oh stop playing
Your unconnected, what are you saying?!
Said theres an error and you crashed before my eyes
The screens now blank for an indefinite time

And I was like BrightHouse... BrightHouse... Brighthouse ... Brighthouse NOOOO
BrightHouse BrightHouse BrightHouse Ohhhh
BrightHouse BrightHouse BrightHouse Ohhhh
It turns out the computer was fineeeeee (fine)

*FAST FORWARD TO RAP PORTION ;D*

And in the unknown, somebody went and  pulled the plug
There was no backup pack, no secondary source
And it came undone!
It had the computer crazy
And the internet went down
And now all I see on my screen
is that globe with the X and the stuff crossed out.

It made my brain pound
And I freaked when I thought it was done!
Then that guy came and said
"Hey All You Had To Do Was Fix That Plug!"
And it was soo amazing, and and my minds still hazinggg?
And now my blog aint waiting
So I wont keep on sanging....


Yeahhhh, soo.... sanging... it sounded better with "waiting" then "singing" did. Wow, that was a semi decent improved song. Well, that was a party. So, to justify the song.... I dont reallly feel that way, but it sounds fun to me, and so I parody is like I want. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?! Nothing, People-icans, Nothing. So Yeahh, Brighthouse actually didnt fail. And they showed up at 8 in the morning to fix it the next day... sooo I can accept them, UNTIL THEY MESS UP! So they better fear that day, because I may just have to parody some "Friday" if they do!!

Remember, its only fun to make parodies if it's fun... And the Truth is Ugly.. SHARE IT!!

Like/Favorite/Hype, Share to your social network using the links below... Follow! And Enjoy. Peace out People-icans!

If I Had a Genie - Part 10

Hello People-icans, yet another catch up round of ranting! Begin!

1) Seasons 2,3,5,6, and 7 of House.... Why? Because I only have season 1 and 4 and I need to watch the rest because I love it..... theres nothing else to say really.. but that's the truth. So what would happen? Super Mega House Marathon YEAH. Cause it's Fridayyy Fridayyy... something about being excited about the weekend. Yeahh anyways a bad combination of songs is the Friday Lyrics to the Justin Bieber song "Baby" I will admit though his one song "That should be me" was actually very good but that is irrelevant.

2) An air conditioner on the sun... Why? Because then we could control the hotness and coolness of the sun. And never be too hot or too cold again cause I'm burning up, burning up.... And not going to finish those lyrics. But seriously just imagine sending a giant ac and attaching it to the sun, it's heat proof of course, then a mechanical arm that can be controlled from earth would be used to turn the thermostat. It would be good... Then since it was my idea I'd have a personal remote to control it. So what would happen? A nice perfect weather where you could get tan but not super hot. And you could swim but the weather would be just right. And I mean that perfect amount of heat with the gentle breeze.... Which means we'd need a giant fan on the ozone! ANYWAYS, yeah perfect weather.

3)Wireless headphones... Why? Because I hate when I'm doing something and my earplugs keep falling out and I keep having to hold my iPod, with wireless ones, I could set my iPod in a safe place and not worry about ear phone wires and stuff. What would happen is I'd be happy... Thats about it.

So, favorite, share, enjoy! Comment about your 3 wishes in the box below... Remember, the truth is ugly.. Share it! Peace out People-icans!

Random Ranting

Soo People-icans, I have managed to forget to post once more, and so here I am with a build up of stuff to talk about. Fun......

So, I have an AP exam this Friday.. ew... and it's going to be boring. I am pretty confident but that is no reason to want to take an exam.. just saying. So yeah... not much to say about that.

So... what is there to really say... PE has been fun atleast... not doing anything at all, hanging out on the bleachers, wrecking havoc that nobody is aware of... good times. Which reminds me, wouldn't mind reading make life so much easier. I would soo appreciate it... with it, all those "I wonder what they are thinking" would go away. I hate those... no offense to all those thoughts out there that are kept to ones self, but you are quite frustrating and I don't like you. Mind reading would simplify all the drama and rumors, and the world would just be a happier place. And yeah.. other stuff.

Wow, I feel like I have nothing to say..... Oh yeah, my friend is leaving! She transferred here not to long ago and now shes leaving to transfer back. Lame Move... Lame Move. And shes like "Well you're never on facebook so I can't talk to you." That is a lie. I am always on facebook and if I am not my iPod beeps when a message comes on. Soo... that story is out cause somebody cried wolf. And by wolf I mean inaccurate excuse to lack of communication....

So, now for games.... I beat James Bond 007 a few days ago, it was a party. I did pretty good. Stealthfully venturing through places... Watching the best parts as cutscenes that I would have rather played, but hey... As long as I got my MP5, or whatever it was: I'm good.
So since I beat it it's being sent back to GameFly.... And I'm working on Dead Space.. WOOO. I have encountered one issue though, my remote keeps dying, and so I have to inch my way to a save station... Walk 5 feet -reconnect remote- and repeat. But besides Having Issac disembodied twice... I'm good. Forgive me Issac, for having you ripped apart. He's just lucky I got to a save station in time or else he'd be back in that medic center again and I can't guarantee I'd do as good a third time. Besides that though, I haven't lost any health. I was surprised..

Thats about it then.... Remember.. The truth is ugly, Share it!!!!

The Markers were a LIE!

Hello People-icans! So, this is a titled Rant, but it's actually not useful to anything whatsoever besides the fact I need to get it off my mind. Markers that come with those little felt coloring images are a lie. And you are probably thinking, "Ohh, then how are they a LIE?!" And all I have to say is..... the marker is skin color.. and it comes out orange! It's a epic dilemmea! I get this dang felt picture and it has these markers that...

1) Arent even able to be used with the picture .. Tinkerbell doesnt have red anywhere on her unless the picture was of her dead or something....

2) The colors are not what they appear.... YES Finally a beautiful pink marker.. aww it came out red. YAY, skin colored marker! Awww it comes out like tangerine. Thank you very much.

3) Where are 4 baby markers going to get me.... even if they do work properly you literally end up going like this..

    This is nice... what a lovely picture - color an inch worth of skin - marker is dead... no more ink and you have to go  find a SIMILAR marker.. and you color with it and nothing matches now.. theres all this decent skin colored marker then a patch of that one dead marker color and you HATE IT!

So, People-icans... two words, unless you write it together... colored pencils. Thats how I roll, colored pencils and crayons.... you dont get colored pencils that aren't what they say or crayons that aren't what they say... you get what the dang wrapper says. If your crayon says dark brown.. we are not dealing with mocha! If it says sunshine yellow.. it looks like the sun if it didnt blind you when you look at it. Thank you crayons and colored pencils, for being what you are. Honest creations.

Remember, the truth is ugly... SHARE IT!

If I Had a Genie - Part 9

Hello People-icans!Well, I managed to forget to post daily, and so now in a rush posting I will do... like 5 posts MAYBE. Maybe a Random Rant... who knows. Anyways, so here are 3 wishes!

1) A Turret from Portal 2... Why? Because they are so freaking adorable and cute. I love when they say "Are you still there" When you aren't in their eye-sight. My friend who is OBSESSED with the game, was like "That's stupid... they shoot anything they see.." Hellloooooo, Bullet Proof Muzzle! I mean seriously, it's not that hard to solve THAT problem is it. But Yeah, they are cute they would be like my pet because they are beastly. I dont care what anyone says. SO yeah, what would happen? Well, you would hear a talking turret then hear gunshots cause it would be shooting its bulletproof muzzle.

2) Super beast powers like from I Am Number Four... Why? Because that is the coolest freaking thing ever. Fire-proofness..... telekinesis... other stuff that hasn't been introduced really since the movie was vague and very " HEY I HAVE A SEQUEL" like. So what would happen? Let's just say I Am Number Ten... haha, thats a joke.. cause in the movie there are nine of them with powers... and If I had them... Ten.. Yep.

3) A Portal maker thingy... I kind of got the idea from my friend since he wouldnt be quiet about it, but it is a good idea. Only thing that sounds weird is his idea of an infinite loop portal. Yeah, I think I will pass!  It would be fun though, to shoot portals to travel, I would definetely put a portal on the ground and then one inside a church, and step into the one outside the church and appear in front of the church congregation, just to see what would occur. Something about that sounds fun. What would happen? Lots of things.

SO I am going to not tell you to rate or share because it takes too long to type. So just assume you should ;D Remember the truth is ugly, share it. Peace out People-icans.

If I Had a Genie - Part 8

Hello to all my people-icans who may or may not exist... It is now part 8 of this rant. And that was a grammatical error because you should never ever not spell out numbers. But I did. I'm a rebel. Anywho, so another set of wishes. I won't lie it will start to get challenging when my mind runs out of stuff to wish for. So if the wishes get weird, yep that's my mind running out of things! Let us begin!

1) That the ocean could be a giant vastness of pool water with only dolphins..... Why? Because I don't like swimming in the ocean with unknown creations. And I hate the feeling of the wet sand between my feet. Hence the reason I wear my flip flops in the ocean. Yep, I do. It's just that I don't like the ocean. Sure it's pretty in  3rd person.. as you stand up in the sand.. but then you go walk in it... and feel that awkward feeling. And I always assume that awkward feeling is a stingray... Ugh, but yeah. If the ocean was a giant pool without sand and only dolphins, I would be happy. But no the ocean is a giant vast water of salty-ness... that disgusts me.... and there are sharks and jellyfishes(intentional error haha) and I don't like that. Or the seaweed. So to repeat myself, we need the ocean to be a giant freaking pool with only dolphins and  power generated waves. So what would happen? I wouldn't have to wear flip flops in the ocean, and I would swim in the ocean more...

2) A magical library that has every single book I could want when I want it, and not like me going and getting it, but it just appearing on the shelf like a little leafed ninja.... Why? So I would never have to wait for a book again or save money to afford the books again. And because of this magical library, I would be super happy and would always have something to read. So what would happen? I would probably read continously but I would run out fast... and I would have to wait to become aware of any new books to have them magically appear... Aw.

3) A cuppy(cow-puppy)... Why? Because I can. And by cow-puppy I mean a little puppy, with spots like cows.... and a cowbell... and....  nothing else. It's probably similar to a dalmation, but more cow-like with its spots. Plus, cuppy sounds more interesting that dalmation.. I mean really.. "I have a dalmation!".. Bleh. "I have a cuppy! ^_^"...YAY! So yeah... What would happen? Well I would parade through town chanting.. FISHY FISHY FISHY FISHY FISHY, CUPPY CUPPY CUPPY CUPPY. As a sidenote this all began when my Phillipian (Filipino, but I got confused and called her that by accident, and it stuck ;D) friend was playing a asian game and it had this bird.. but it looked like a fish. So I began to repeatedly chant FISHY FISHY FISHY FISHY.... THEN, A dalmation appeared, and I started saying "cow-puppy" which got morphed into cuppy... and so it began.

And those are my wishes, if you have any entertaining ( or non entertaining) wishes, POST IN THE COMMENTS BELOW! Like/Favorite/Hype this post, share it on your social website, follow/subscribe, and enjoy. Remember, cuppies are not fishes and the truth is ugly,  so share it! Peace out People-icans!

Random Ranting

Greetings People-icans! So, Spring Break has been in progress... So far its been boring. But, whatever. At the moment I am in the progress of doing homework, yay! But seriously, 4 crosswords with big vocabulary..... 4 question sheets on To Kill a Mockingbird....  25 reading log entries... 4 projects that fortunately are not due for like another month... Work work work! What happened to the days when break meant a week of no work. Well, let's just say that left the building when I left elementary... Good times, I really miss nap time, and centers... I never liked them back then, but I wish I had. I could use some nap times in High School. But, unfortunately, we are too busy alll the time. However, you gotta do what you gotta do. Like finishing the questions for To Kill a Mockingbird, I paused in typing this post to finish them. And I did! All I have left is the reading logs and the.. crosswords. Which are probably the most annoying, but eh. So since this is a rant, I need to find a better topic. Like possums. Anyways, last night my dog ran back behind our house and was barking madly into a hole. So, we were curious as to what it was. And whatever it was, growled like a rabid dog. But, it wasn't. It was a possusm, which was about the size of my cocker spaniel. It was also said that it probably weighed 10 pounds. So yeah, for one, I didnt know possums growled. Second, I thought they played dead when threatened =(.  Third, Ice Age and other movies always show possums as skinny. And finally, what happened to possums hanging in trees by their tails? Since when do they live in little underground caves they dug? Obviously television has lied. So Dear Ice Age, Over the Hedge, and other movies with possums... Thank you for lying to the world. With much sadness, Me. So Yeah... THAT was interesting. Another annoying creature: Mosquitos. Oh my Jesus, I probably stood outside for like 5 minutes to see my puppy. And in that process I was attacked by mosquitos and they left welts on my arms and legs. And they ITCHED!! Those bugs need to take their disease carrying needle mouths somewhere else, particularly the ocean where they will die and not bother anyone. Or the sun, thats acceptable. But really, it itched, badly. I had to go swimming at like 11 at night to stop the itching. And it worked. So next time you get bit by mosquitos go soak in some kind of water, because it takes the bites away. Huzah! And Finally since I didn't rant on Easter. I didnt get to be an egg ninja... Yep, sad I know. But thats because we went to an easter egg hunt at church instead... and there were too many little kids and the eggs were literally in a pile in the middle of a field. That was the majoity... a few were scattered in trees and inside water drains and pipes. I didn't hunt eggs though, because that would have been unfair to the children. I am like a twilight vampire when it comes to eggs... yep...  I sparkle. JUST KIDDING! But yeah, no egg hunts. I did take a gazillion lollipops though, they were mini swirly ones like you can get that are impossible to eat cause they are ginormous. But MINI! And delicious. They got them for the kids, but hey... they didn't want them. So, I decided to save whoever got them the agony of knowing that a gazillion lollipops remained, so I took em. And I have them in my candy stash. And I am slowly eating them all! Besides those pretty unrelated and random topics, I have nothing else to say... in this post. I have to save some for the other posts I need to do. Which reminds me, I need another blog series. But what? Maybe a series on brilliant ideas of the day.. eh.... or on..... the most idotic thing that has happened.... eh... I dont know, but I will think of something. OR My people-icans can help me out... So if you have an idea on a blog series that would appeal to me, post in the comments below. Remember, no idea is a stupid idea unless it is... and the truth is ugly, so SHARE IT! Peace out people-icans. Follllllowwwww or Subscribe.. .. or whatever the internet is calling it these days.. PEACE!

If I Had a Genie - Part 7

Here we are again... not on time but eventually we have reached this point. Part Seven... thats almost as fun as part shfifty five will be... yep... Which makes me SO wanna post that video when I get there.. IF I get there... Eh I have to at least go that high now just for that video. It has been decided! Anyways.. greetings people-icans... may the wishes begin!

1) A baby seal... why? Because I just saw a movie with a baby seal.. and it was adorable and cute.. I mean come on? They are always adorable when you see them.. the original mickey mouse cartoon had a cute seal..... everything has cute seals... Unless they make "Attack of the Killer Seal, I want one.... So, what would happen? Well we would become best friends and he would be like a seal.. that acted like a doggie ( cause thats always how they are portrayed I think) and we would just p-a-r-t-y. Yep....

2) Tweety the bird from Looney Toons... Why? I love her...him...it? I think Tweety is a girl... Dang it. Anyways, I love its voice. Is it a lisp? I believe it is... and lisps are awesome. I love talking with a lisp, because I can. It's just fun.... Anyways, what would happen? Well, I would definetely secretly wish for the cat to go along with it on another post so we can film our own episodes!

3) Spongebob!!!... Why? Because I would always have a dose of happiness with me to make me laugh. I would attach him to a water machine and take him everywhere. And by water machine I mean snowglobe with non -electrical voice projectors. Yep, we'd have fun times..... Anyways, what would happen? If you hear spontaneous laughter from my purse... that is why...

So those are my wishes. If you have any wishes post them in the comments below. Favorite/like/rate this post, share it on your social website, and enjoy! Remember, the truth is ugly.. Share it! Peace out, People-icans!

If I Had a Genie - Part 5 and 6

Alright people-icans, since I fell slightly behind, I shall mush together 6 wishes into one blog! Yep, I went there. Anyways, let us begin!

1) Telepathic puppy... Why? Because I would always get to know what my puppies are thinking! You are probably thinking "Why dont you just wish YOU were telepathic, then you could talk to everything.. well it just sounds cooler when a puppy does it. I mean, really.. TONS of people claim they're telepathic.. but have you ever seen a telepathic puppy. Nope! So what would happen? I would never have to look stupid talking to my puppy again... cause they can talk back.. Heck yeah.

2) A Bed made of clouds.... Why? Uh because clouds look comfortable... diaper babies ALWAYS sleep on clouds, therefore they must be comfy... I need a comfy bed, why not a nice cloud. And all the condensation would keep you nice and cool. Plus if you ever felt like moving it, just need a fan to blow it over.... Tired of it? Shine a lamp on it to evaporate it. Need your carpet clean? Let the cloud rain on your floor! There isn't much to say about what would happen.. it would just happen.

3) A Choo- Choo Shoe... Why? Well, for one, I saw it on Charlie the Unicorn. And it would be an excuse to go "Chug a chug chug a chug a chooo shoooooeee" Come on... I definitely need it to escape the blahblahblah's ;D Anyways, so yeah there isn't much reasoning behind this one. Mostly just to say that phrase... so Yeah? What would happen.. Well I would be riding a shoe around with some airfreshner thingy inside.

4) Little Massage-ists like in the shoe commercials... Why? Because my body is sore for whatever reason and I can't massage myself. Plus little elven people being your massage-ists sounds cool. And if you like attached some string work to your outfit they could always be with you.. and give a 24/7 massage.. Yep, fun. What would happen? I would be a happy non-sore person!

5) Super Spidey Powers... Why? Mostly so I could shoot string at peoples face... I'd be like HA SILLY STRING! And they would respond "Ah, haha, I was worried for a minute..." And then I, with my spider-ness would yell "HA ITS WEB, STICKT THAT IN YOUR JUICEBOX AND SUCK IT!" And they would be like  "EW WEB" And then of course there is the wall climbing.. that would be fun, I'd enter every freaking rock climbing contest ever.. Yep. See how I didnt mention saving anyone? Yeah... I would try but you know... things ended oddly for Spidey, I dont know if I want that kind of pressure... Nah... I would definetely save the Puppies.. and people. YAY!

6) Medicine that tasted like anything I could ever want it to taste like and heal whatever I need it to heal.... Why? Because I hate how there is a medicine for every sickness, it gets too confusing! And add the fact that freaking medicine tastes like junk! If I had a medicine that could taste like anything I want and heal desired sickness.. life would be better for everyone. EVERYONE! So what would happen? No more complaining about taking medicine... YAY! And since I already ended one wish with YAY... I willl say absolutely nothing to not end with the word that I almost typed but couldnt type or Id have to keep typing. Yep, waste of time!

So people-icans... Share this on your social website, like/favorite/hype, follow and enjoy. Remember, when you don't remember to post, you have to overthink the next time you do... and the truth is ugly, so share it! PEACE OUT PEOPLE-ICANS!

Out of Time

Alright, so since I am on this tab still, I figured I would rant again. So this time people-icans, I shall rant of something useful! Have you, or have you not.. ever said.. AH I NEED MORE TIME!!!! Well, if you haven't... then you are definetely an octopus.. those things can multitask like no other. So if you are an octopus.. leave, this is of no use to you ;D Anyways, to all you HUMANS out there... I know you have felt like you are out of time. I have felt like I'm always running out of time to do everything I want to do. Sometimes it's over an assignment... sometimes over a game... there are lots of possibilities! So.. what do we do? Well, we just do nothing. No, but seriously... The problem isn't that we are out of time. Its that we don't utilize our time in the most efficient manner. Just imagine if we planned better.. and not just you... all of us, me included! We have this giant list of stuff we WANT to do, but we get caught up in one thing and cannot do anything else. So, people-icans.... we need to plan better. Yes, it is that simple... A nice little schedule to help us keep on the rails of organization... and not derailed into chaos chasm. Haha, alliteration YAY! Anyways... You are probably shaking your head and saying "But thats hard..." And you are right... it's a simple concept, but it's hard sometimes. We get carried away and lose track of time. But... as I must do... here is a little thing to explain it all...

Captain Kirk is aboard the Starship Enterprise.... and he has to warn Spock of all the stuff old Spock told him....and just imagine if Kirk had gotten all caught up in making sure Scotty was okay after being trapped in a water pipe... he would have stood around going "SCOTTY SCOTTY, are you okay? Dude you just almost got chopped up by a freaking water chopper thing!!?!???? WHAT THE HECK, why is that THERE!?" And Scotty would of went off on a rant about his dang teleporter... and then Kirk would of finally be like "hey, what did we come here for?" And look, it is too late.. he forgot his long speech to make Spock emotionally compromised.. and now the Starship Enterprise is going to fail and be taken by the Romulans! Yep, Kirk definetely used his time wrongly.. he should of just been like "GOOD SCOTTY YOU ARE ALIVE, ROLL OUT!" And he would run his hawtness down to Spock, make him emotionally compromised.... take command... and pwn. Yes, pwn. That, people-icans, is good time management.

So, moving forward. We need to learn to manage our time better. If we do that, who knows what would happen. Like those phone commercials where the stuff takes seconds... all that good used time could be the reason you get to go to the store earlier.. and the reason why you meet your true love.. or get the first sample of food... or fine a wallet on the ground. Okay, MAYBE not the last part... at least we SHOULDN'T take it.. So.. yeah anyways. Useful use of time.. equals good times. Less stress, more free time. A Happier you... What does that phrase remind me of... some movie... dang gone it. The Repo Men? Robots? Dang, I dont remember, but there is something familiar about it. Huh, so yeah. Time management is good for the world. A less stressed you, means you will be more likely to dance across a field of flowers. Dancing across a field of flowers... is not good since you trample dandelions... BUT... thats good cause you spread their seeds. AH, Anyways. So yes... time management is good. Plain and simple. SO DO IT! Remember, people-icans.... poor time management leads to being destroyed by Romulans... and If you do manage time, Kirks sexy-ness will live long and prosper.... The truth is ugly, SHARE IT.

PS- YES I DO LIKE STAR TREK ;D WHATCHU GONNA DO. JUST KIDDING!

Random Ranting - Visions of Springbreak

So, people-icans, this blog is a random rant but its also more topificated! So I have a week left until Spring Break starts, and I can't wait. You're probably thinking... she must be going somewhere.. BUT NO! I am not going anywhere. I will be chilling at home all break. But there IS stuff to do. I definetely have to study for my AP Exam that is next month (EW), and finish my Semantics reading log and project, but THOSE are easy. I could finish that in a day! So yeah, besides doing work and such I'm going to maybe play some video games that I havent played in ages. I know one thing though, its a lot easier when you don't think about what you have to say. Even when I blog I dont really pay attention to what I write, half the time I can't recall any of it. Like Friday, someone asked me what my 3 wishes were on my first post for that series.. and I went blank. I had NO IDEA what I put. But whatever, it works for me. So yeah, Spring Break.... no school, still gotta do stuff. But oh well, a well anticipated break... Thank goodness, I am so tired of waking up at 5:20 every morning... well 6:20 since I get up at 5:20, get dressed and lay back down. Just so when I wake up at 6:20 I am all ready and good to go.. its useful >_> SO yeah... Sleeping in. YES. And some games maybe, television... blogging. Stuff.... my friend will probably want me to hang out with her. So yeah.... Easter? I think easter is during Spring Break.. yeah? Yeah.. haha. So egg hunt? That has become so easy, I'm like a little egg hunt ninja. I dont want the egg of plastic-ness... I want the stuff maybe hidden inside. Unless there's no candy.. some have money though so HUZAH! And of course the freaking baskets of easter-ness. Goodies... yay. Give Give Give. Other than that.. huh.... I can't think of anything else I could possibly do. EH..... Whatever! So people-icans, if you have a Spring Break... side note, why do I keep capitalizing that?.... what are you going to be doing. If its just another normal week for ya, what are you going to continue doing!? Leave a response in the comments below, if there are cool I will post them at the begining of the next random rant! Favorite, rate, share on your social website... Follow.... the works! Remember, Spring Break has a magic that causes capitalization... breaks are really extended days to work... and the truth is ugly, share it! Peace out People-icans!

If I Had a Genie - Part 4

Alright, it is officially Friday.. therefore I have no singing intro to perform... Aw... Soo instead Im going to just post my 3 wishes of the day AND my new graphic that may or may not be good... so before the wishes.. here it is ...

Yes... Super stars with a Genie on the side... thats insane in the membrane..... eh? EH? Anyways..

my 3 wishes..... starting now.

1) A DVD for the 6th Season of Dexter... Why? Because it's not going to air until September and I want to watch it now!!! Dexter is awesome.... the most awesome of all awesome-ness. And I am so excited for it... But it's months away... SIGH OF INWARD ANNOYANCE. Sooo Yeah, I want a nonexistent copy of it ;D What would happen.. Well... lets just say ME... My Parents... and 12 hours of epicness... YEAH!

2) Dumbo the  flying elephant.... Why? Cause he is sooo adorable. I love his immensly huge ears. He's just like "Look at me, I have huge ears that I can wrap around myself like a Blanket.. Look they help me fly... Look, because of them I have a talking mouse!" And I''m like "Nice man... Nice.. TO NEVERLAND" And he can go there... With a flap of his ears we will be off... cause he believes he can fly.. he believes he can touch the... sky or neverland.... Anyways. Yeah talk about adorable transportation. A Bus can't be your pet and be your mobile machine.... Walking  through the street with him on a leash as a pet... decide you dont wanna walk to the store "DUMBO AWAY" And now he is your plane to get you there. Sure I could say a hovercraft but that could be possible in a few years... flying elephant, much more classy. So what would happen? Well, theres going to be a 50% chance of rain and elephant overcast, yep.

3) Every video game in existence... Why? Because then I could just play whatever I felt like.. and since I magically summoned them, whichever ones me and my family dont like can be sold for money. And we would profit because of that awesomeness.... and it would be cool. Plus, helllooo tons of video games. I'd be occupied for a while and just since it's free.. free anything is good to me. So what would happen? A lot of video game playing and many raging blogs when I got stuck on a game!

So, as usual people-icans... Rate this, favorite it, share on your social website thingy, follow and enjoy. Remember, Dexter is the  best, dumbo is a way classier form of transportation than a hovercraft, tons of free video games could equal money... and the truth is ugly, share it! Peace out people-icans!

If I Had A Genie - Part 3

So, here I am once again People-icans!Cause... It is.... Friday.. Friday...  Gotta get down on Friday... Everybodys looking forward to the weekend.. weekend. Hahahahaha, I Hate That Song.  And yes.. yesterday was Thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Thank you. Moving On... Todays 3 wishes AREEEEEEEE



1) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.... Why? Well... it's not everyday you can have a pet turtle that has a bo staff, nunchuck..numchuck? Whatever.. Anyways, it's not everyday! Personally, I would want the one with the red bandana.. or the blue... or the orange... or the purple. Yes, any of them. Come on, it's a mutant human size turtle, I will not be picky. Just imagine having one though..

FRIDAY COMES... Show-n-tell... You walk in alone..

 Teacher - Why - insert name- where's your show and tell item?

You - Oh, dang gone it, sorry he is shy..

Teacher - What do you mean he?

You - My turtle Leonardo....

Teacher - Ah, that's sweet. Alright, sweetie, go get your turtle. =)

You - LEO, GET IN HERE NOW!

Leo- Ugh, Fine.. - walks in -

Teacher - OH. MAI. GAWD. WHAT IS THAT?!?! CALL THE PRINCIPAL!!

You- Hey, Hey, it's cool, he is trained.. Leo SIT.

Leo - What, No, I won't...

You- If you don't want to be taken away.. - leo sits - Good boy!

Yeahhh.. that would rock the socks off of that class, eh?


Anyways, now that I took up most of the page... What would happen.. Well let's just say nobody would be safe from me and.. my.. TEENAGE MUTANT - NINJA TURTLE.. YEAH.

2) MOE From Wall-e.. I feel like I spelled that wrong but... Whatever. Anyways, WHY?! Uh, because he rocks. If you haven't seen the movie, you need to. Anyways, to sum it up MOE is a little bot that cleans up foreign contamination cause it drives him crazy. And since Wall-e is filled with foreign-ness MOE goes like psycho and stalks his trail of nasty-ness.. Anyways, he is so cute hes just like MOE... MOE... MOE. Sort of like Mojo-Jojo... he just says his name alot. But besides his cuteness.. hello, a cleaning device. No more work for me.. Dishes ? MOE GO. And he would be like ... HECKKK YEAHHHH, Cleaning up the mess.. YEAH.. YEAHHHH DAWG! But it would sound like "MOE" cause he doesnt talk much. So what would happen? No more MESSSSS.. Cause ... He ... WOULD CLEAN IT ALL!

3) Damon Salvatore... And you may be going.. show one, or the fictional one we create in our mind. Honestly, either. More likely the figment of my imagination since he is similar to the tv one but without the legal ties to the world and the age.. My imagination Damon is like 19 and sexy.. Tv Damon is 30 but not looking it. But the figment of my imagination one coming to life would be easier to deal with. So him. Anyways.... Besides his look factor.. if you have read the book you know beneath Damon's hard exterior he cares.. he just is so afraid of hurt! But when he exposes his true self... Sigh of Fantasy-ness. HAWT. Hawtness in looks and personality baby! So what would happen... Lets just say I wouldn't be single??????? HAHAHAHAHA, Just kidding.. Or Am I???? Nope I aint =P

So, people-icans, you know the drill. What are your 3 wishes, leave a response in the comments below, for I would love to hear em. Hey, maybe I will even post them on my next blog with my comments on your wishes =D Favorite this post... Share it on your social site-ness... Whatever that may be! And dont forget to FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW.. If you wanna! SO rememeber people-icans.... Mutant Turtles are not for showing and telling unless they promise to sit on command.... MOE is a cleaning ninja and Damon Salvatore is supermegafoxyawesomehawt with a douse of epicness on the side. The truth is ugly... SHARE IT. Peace out!

Excuse me, but you seem a little confused...

Hello to all my people-icans who may or may not be here.... That's right, there is an actual title up there... You know what that means... HAHA NOTHING, I KID! But seriously, I am doing a topificated rant. Yes... I know, hasn't it been AGESSSS. I swear the last one I did was when I had to hook a stone box up to a dinosaur and have it stand in a thunder storm... No, but really. It has been a while. So, forgive me if this does not live up to your expectations. If you are new to this blog... then... just... Assume this is awesome.  So, as I must always do... The following rant is not responsible for psycholigical damage.. Or is it....

                                                              NOW TO BEGIN
There is  a world.... where words... mean nothing. A world where fine.. means bad... and nothing... means something... This world..... is called... Earth. You may or may not be a residence. But if you are.. you MUST have realized that people are a confusing species. One minute they are all fine and dandy.. and the next.. well lets just say it's like someone soaked their legos in gasoline.. You know the feeling. So, people's confusing behavior.. leads to us being confused. Now, to all you readers who may be going "HA I dont get confused, I'm swift..." First off, you just lied... Second, What in the name of all that is good..... does swift mean. If you mean that you are physically fast... then good for you. If that word has been alternated through a series of slang interpretations to mean something else. Then I dont know what you mean so I still shall say nothing. Anyways.... Everyone gets confused, whether it be about relationships, schedules, life, school.... and of course, Science... and Math.... and Everything else. Wanna know the truth... if you aren't confused, then you are obviously a vulcan. Yeah... a Vulcan. As in Spock.. but not him because he became emotionally compromised.. and confused. You're the vulcans that dont become that. Yep.. that one. So where does this usually come from? Why, through a series of events.. unfortunate events? Fortunate Events? Jim Carey playing multiple people events? No! THROUGH PEOPLE AROUND YOU! All your friends?? Yep, them too. I, for one, am confused often. Like today... At lunch, there I sat.. Deep in thought.... reading To Kill A Mockingbird, and you know... I was in a quiet moment... Like a monk... and a G6 (whatever that is) and.... so a friend was like "Whats wrong" I say "Nothin, reading" And so the conversation ends.... One friends accepts it. The other friend.. well.... INSERT MANICAL LAUGHTER... Anyways, so a few periods later, I was done thinking... and as I walked by said friend.. I was like "Hey... I am done thinking!!!" .. No response... "You alright.."... Uber No response... "Did somebody do something 0_0".. No response and Dramatic Walk Off...."Oh okay, thanks for the chit chat"... and of course, no response... Me, I'm wondering if this was all because I was quiet for, what, 20 minutes. I think it was since an hour later when I walked into my class and said "Hi".. I just got this annoyed stare and ... NO RESPONSE... So. I am confused. But, to get to a useful point.. What should we do with confusion? Well, definetely don't fall into a chocolate river while little orange men sing... DUH. Actually.. this is true metaphorically. UBER FLASHBACK RECOLLECTION....  So Augustis.. or Auguste or whatever his name was... Was like "OHHH YEAHHH Chocolate River!!! YEAH!" And so he leaned down.... And fell...  Then a giant tube fell down from the roof.. and he was like "Oooh  a tube... is it like a giant pixie stick?" And then he noticed... Nope it aint, he got CONFUSED, therefore he didnt swim, therefore he was sucked into said tube.. and more confused, he paniced.. and got stuck-ed...... Yes.. stuck-ed. What should he had done.. Well, to get to the source... not lean into a chocolate river.. what if Wonka lied.. that could have been a freaking sewage drain. Anyways... He shouldnt have let himself be distracted by his confusion and get sucked into a pipe... How does this help up? Well.... we as people know... Just because people confuse us doesnt mean we should let it sweep us off our feet. We need to take that confusion at a run... get to a safe spot... decipher our confusion... then take the newfound knowledge to solve the problem. Can't do it... well then this won't help you. Just kidding! If you can't take it at a run.... then just ASK. Go up to the person and simply say "Hey man.. I ain't a Vulcan... so I don't know everything... Sooo, how about you help me out.... and Explain yourself.. for I... am your father... - deep breathing soundy thingy - And if they won't say anything, move on! Who cares, they wanna act like that... let em. Don't act mean about it, just accept it. They don't wanna talk to you.. hey, maybe it ain't worth it anyways. But remember people-icans. First try to understand, if you can't, ask a question.. if you can't get it answered... Then.................................................. Wait.. patiently... until... it is? Or skip it? or... yeah anyways.

REMEMBER.... Confusion is a inevitable part of life that can be fixed with work and if it can't be fixed then obviously it aint something you should worry about to bad especially if it's about something unimportant to your life.... Vulcans have no emotions unless you're Spock.... That one kid from Willy Wonka got stuck in a pipe... and little orange men like to sing.... The truth is ugly... SHARE IT. Rate, Favorite.. Subscribe, follow.. Share to your social website... Whatever you wanna do... PEACE OUT PEOPLE-ICANS!